Dead Frontier

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Dead Frontier is a free browser Survival Horror MMO created by Neil Yates (AdminPwn) and his brother (Xaeleth) in Neil's basement. Just like most browser-based games, you can buy premium, or spend your hard-earned on their brand of magic game money called credits, which is a waste because you can buy them with in-game money, too. This is one of the few games that actually has a working barter feature where you can trade your money for other people's overpriced crap. Has a functioning forum where more people spend their time than actually play the game. Unlike most games, you actually get rewarded for spending countless hours of your important life to get to the top of the leaderboard, your reward is access to a shop with the best equipment in the game. Too bad it all costs more in-game money than you have or ever will have. Oh yeah, and there's zombies.

What you wish the game looks like.

What the game actually looks like.

Gameplay

You kill zombies with guns, steal from dead people, get raped by invincible killing machines disguised as challenging bosses, repeat. Now go play Killing Floor, n00b.

Starting Classes

• Scientist: Makes meds once a day.
• Farmer: Like a Scientist except with food.
• Doctor: Can apply meds with maximum effectiveness, because you're too much of a fucktard to do it yourself.
• Chef: Doctor except with food.
• Engineer: Repairs your shit armor.
• Boxer: Starts with a Melee and Strength bonus.
• Soldier: Starts with a shit load of gun bonuses.
• Police Officer: See Soldier.
• Fireman: Boxer excpet with an Endurance bonus instead a Strength bonus.
• Athlete: Gets nigger speed.
• Teacher/Priest/Lawyer/Account/Journalist/Actor/Stock Broker/Architect/Entertainer/Student: Get a 30% EXP bonus.
• Santa: Mod only class. Survivors who told of a jolly fat man riding around the decidedly not-wonderful winter wasteland were laughed at - Santa Claus was, and still is, something parents told their kids when they tucked them in at night, to keep the kids hoping. Until someone left a ton of bullets, explosives, and credits in front of a makeshift tree smack-dab in the middle of the compound. (the twelve men working the storage building claimed to have not seen anything). When guards went to look outside, there were miles and miles of dead zombies.

Weapons

You will never get this gun. No exceptions.

• Melee: One of the two types of weapons that actually do shit. Range from pocket knifes to super pro japanese swords.
• Pistols: A good weapon for noobs and pros alike. Doesn't make a lot of noise so zombies don't zerg rage on you.
• Rifles: See Pistols.
• Shotguns: Weapon used for killing lots of zombies fast.
• Machine guns: Shotguns that actually work.
• Explosives: Blow shit up with grenade launchers.

Dog food is an actual item. You fucking eat it.

Enemies

Burning Zed IRL.

• Regular Zed: Just what it says.
• Fat Zed: Eats food like YOU.
• Burned Zed: Zombie that got burned to death but it somehow made it stronger.
• Radioactive Zed: Zombie with a puke fetish.
• Burning Zed: Burned Zed but still on fire. Counts as a boss.
• Leaper: Kills you in one hit. Seriously.
• Spider: Leading cause of FFFUUUUUUUUU-.
• Bloat: Fat Zed with a bigger puke fetish.
• Bone: Generic tank enemy.
• Reaper: Has a bladed arm with a 100 foot range.
• Tendril: Reaper in loli form plus negro speed.
• Siren: Emo that flips shit and screams when she sees you, alerting every enemy in the area.
• Brute: Fat zombie, add 1000 lbs. and explodes on death.

Bosses

• Titan: A Bone with a ridiculous amount of health. Oh yeah, is like 16 feet tall.
• Mother: Probably the most fucked up enemy in the entire game. A pregnant lady who's baby is now fused into her stomach and throws up everywhere. Bravo, Neil, you've created vaginal goatse.
• Giant Spider: After being killed countless times by Spiders, good news, now they are bigger AND faster!
• Wraith: A jailbate Tendril. You'd hit it, sick fuck. Has at least 100 tentacles (insert dick joke here) on her back to rape you with.

One easy step to combat these. Step one, kill yourself.

Notable People

Players

• AxionPrime: One of the few level 200's. If you pay him enough money, he'll train you to be as cool as him.
• Christina Jackson: The only girl on the entire DF community. Owns Free Looters Union and Shadow Blades.
• Gregg Stevens: Another level 200, but he got b&.
• Reznorock: Owner of V.O.I.D.. Donated all of his jew gold to get custom crap for the game. A noted oldfag. Also a former moderator.
• Blaqk: Owner of Entropy, which is basically the only difference between him and Reznorock. Another noted oldfag. Former Moderator.
• mvp13: Owner of Scarlet Sentinels.
• Sgt. Thompson: DF's resident artfag. Pretty cool guy. Former Moderator.

Staff

Protip: Don't even try to figure out what the mods do.

• AdminPwn: Administrator. Rakes in tons of money from his overpriced credits.
• Xaelath: Administrator and AdminPwn's brother. Him and AdminPwn are basically the only people that actually do shit.
• Crynsos: Moderator. Runs the wiki. Doesn't do much more than that.
• MaFaHai: Moderator.
• PsyFiend420: Moderator. Probably spends time on 420chan.
• Akraix: Moderator. Actually plays the game.

Notable Clans

DF has a crapload of clans, these are the biggest and best.

They yiffed all the way into MMOs.

• V.O.I.D.: Mods play favorite to this clan because the owner donated all his money to the developers. The even have their own armor!!! If you want it, it costs twenty-thousand credits, which is five-hundred dollars (you can't make this shit up) of IRL money. Did I mention their clan mascot is Cthulhu?
• Free Looter's Union: Take the Democratic party and add worldwide apocolypse.
• Entropy: Clan based off the philosophy of Chaos and Nothing. The clan ranks are copied from Fallout's Caesar's Legion. They have a clan story which is not emo at all.
• Scarlet Sentinels: FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!!!
• Furries Guild: They ruin everything. It's sad that it's one of the biggest clans.
• S.H.A.D.O.W.: Only the most dedicated basement dwellers can get in this clan. Proficient trolls, though. The owner authorized the creation of sock puppets on the Scarlet Sentinels website for trolling purposes. Lulz ensued when SS challenged SHADOW to a clan battle because of this.

Videos

None yet.

See Also

• Zombies
• Zombie Apocalypse
• Left 4 Dead
• Killing Floor

External Links

• The Site Itself
• Fan Site
• Their Wiki

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