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*Tomo - Hyperactive and always a [[bitch]] to Yomi. | *Tomo - Hyperactive and always a [[bitch]] to Yomi. | ||
*Sakaki - Tallest girl of the gang who has an obsession with cats and other [[pain series|cute]] animals resulting in her keen interest in [[bestiality]]. [[Some argue]] that her obsession with cats is the true reason for [[Caturday]], but people still [[shit nobody cares about|don't give a shit]]. | *Sakaki - Tallest girl of the gang who has an obsession with cats and other [[pain series|cute]] animals resulting in her keen interest in [[bestiality]]. [[Some argue]] that her obsession with cats is the true reason for [[Caturday]], but people still [[shit nobody cares about|don't give a shit]]. | ||
*Yomi - Suspected [[fatass]] through Tomo's eyes. Her jelly-rolls and stockings make her erotic. [[Some argue|However, some people say she is just anorexic.]] She is also the only character with an on-screen nude scene. | *Yomi - Suspected [[fatass]] through Tomo's eyes. Her jelly-rolls and stockings make her erotic. [[Some argue|However, some people say she is just anorexic.]] <s>She is also the only character with an on-screen nude scene.</s> Disregard that, I suck cocks. | ||
*Kagura - The jock of the gang. Her grins may make her the female equivalent to [[Cockmongler]]. | *Kagura - The jock of the gang. Her grins may make her the female equivalent to [[Cockmongler]]. | ||
*Kaorin - [[Dyke]] who got little screentime throughout the rest of the series. She is fucking gay for Sakaki. She is constantly stalking and planning to [[rape]] her but always gets too nervous to actually do it. | *Kaorin - [[Dyke]] who got little screentime throughout the rest of the series. She is fucking gay for Sakaki. She is constantly stalking and planning to [[rape]] her but always gets too nervous to actually do it. | ||
Revision as of 22:29, 18 August 2011
Azumanga Daioh is notable in that it features only one male character, who is of course overworked because he has to be a pedophile and a furry, and probably more things if he had more screentime. It is also that rare kind of anime filled with schoolgirls but lacking even one pantyshot, yet otakus still smell the scent of vaginas in the air whenever they watch the show, which inevitably causes furious masturbation.
To make up for the lack of breast groping gags, every remaining character is therefore one or more of the following: a lesbian, a roaring drunkard, a raging lolicon magnet, a plushie, or just plain batshit crazy.
Although the mangah and anniemay have ended several years ago, series creator Kiyohiko Azuma decided to revive the series after working on Yotsubato! the whole time.
Plot
It's likely about school life in Japan, who knows!
No, wait... It's a show about nothing!
Or, maybe this video sums up the whole series. [1]
Characters
- Osaka - The character who is spacey and dumber than a bag of door knobs, yet the most revered character as everyone who watches Azumanga Daioh will always erotically fantasize about Osaka at least 100 times in every episode.
- Chiyo - Token loli of the series. You can't have an anime without at least one loli character, amirite?
- Tomo - Hyperactive and always a bitch to Yomi.
- Sakaki - Tallest girl of the gang who has an obsession with cats and other cute animals resulting in her keen interest in bestiality. Some argue that her obsession with cats is the true reason for Caturday, but people still don't give a shit.
- Yomi - Suspected fatass through Tomo's eyes. Her jelly-rolls and stockings make her erotic. However, some people say she is just anorexic.
She is also the only character with an on-screen nude scene.Disregard that, I suck cocks. - Kagura - The jock of the gang. Her grins may make her the female equivalent to Cockmongler.
- Kaorin - Dyke who got little screentime throughout the rest of the series. She is fucking gay for Sakaki. She is constantly stalking and planning to rape her but always gets too nervous to actually do it.
- Chihiro - Kaorin's friend who was forgotten after the third episode. Her short hair-cut suggests she's a dyke and likely Kaorin's first crush until she saw Sakaki's huge tits. ...Or, maybe her kitty panties...
- Yukari - The best teacher in the world. Known to be drunk, a horrible driver and often competitive towards Nyamo, but she did it for the lulz.
- Nyamo - PE teacher who seems to put up with Yukari's lulz-inducing mayhem.
- Kimura - Pedobear in human form. He lieks schoolgirls, but later in the series it's revealed HE HAS A WIFE AND DAUGHTER!! ZOMG!!!!1
Internets Relevance
Azumanga Daioh launched a hundred memes that were old before they were invented. Seriously, places like 4chan practically hemorrhage shopped Osaka and Chiyo pics.
Rating
- Action: Can't you fucking read? Nothing happens!
- Lulz: Over 9000 if you're a fangirl. About .35 if you're a Homer Simpson to anime.
- Pedophilia: Why don't you take a seat over there...
- Morals: At least there's no violence or suggested slavery themes.
- Overall: It's better than Lucky Star, so it's got that going for it
See Also
- Daniel Benfield- avid fan of the series
External Links
- Kimura sings "Little Girls"
- TOW Page on the Anime. Vandalize for great justice!
- Chiyo on Rule 34.Paheal.net
Uncyc
- Also is the Uncyclopedian take on the Anime. Vandalize this, too!
And finally, the Uncyclopedian page dedicated to the loli character of Azumanga Daioh, Chiyo Mihama. Get to vandalizing!They huffed the article.
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