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BYOND(Build Your Own Net Net Dream) is a great programming language used to create anime games where you train on logs for over 9000 hours so you can be "OMG SO KEWL!!11!". The community consists of three different groups. First there are the 30 year old virgins who actually make decent games and make up the "elite" members of the community. Secondly there are the Narutards who steal other game sources to make their own original games and make themselves level 26 GM. Lastly, there are the lolfags that don't make or play games. They just exist. BYOND, being a powerful engine with complex programming language, and the majority of it's community being mostly 14 year olds who have an IQ below room temperature, often gets flooded with questions on "LOL HOW I MAKE CHAT?"(which may I mention is BUILT INTO THE FUCKING ENGINE.)

BYOND was founded in 1999 by two college students who, instead of getting laid, chose to spend all of their spare time making an engine easier than your mom. These two students are named Tom and Dan, who cleverly published it under a namesake of Dantom. Dan eventually got laid and left, but we all know he's tied up in Tom's closet with an asshole wider than the Grand Canyon.

For a fee of $18 per year, you receive a small collection of extra perks:

A blog to bitch about other members or advertise your awesome Naruto game.
The ability to rank games, allowing their perceived popularity to bloat even further.
Extra shit from games that reward BYOND members.
A misplaced sense of elitism.
The ability to disable ads(for those dipshits still using IE that don't have an ad blocker plugin of some manner).

Creating Games

Download any previously stolen source code.
Locate the administration section and put your key inside all the strings.
Change the text that appears in the window's title bar.
Upload it.
Claim it's yours.

Congratulations, you have your own original MMORPG, now go fucking kill yourself you worthless piece of shit.

Last Thursday, the website was updated so games could be either rejected, listed, or featured. If your game was rejected, you should go to your games feedback and complain about how MY NARUTO GAME ISN'T A RIP BECAUSE D-CIRE GAVE ME PERMISSION TO USE THE SOURCE HE GOT FROM GOKUMASAKI WHO GOT PERMISSION FROM NARUTOXSASAKUFAN WHO GOT IT WHEN NARUTO FINALE WAS RIPPED BY ZIDDY99!!11!!!1 If your game was listed, go kill yourself because your piece of shit wasn't good enough to be featured. If your game was featured, congratulations; You now have rights to have everyone on BYOND to suck your -1 inch penis since you're obviously a virgin and always will be.

Updates

BYOND originally started as a piece of shit MUD engine but over the years was splattered with layers of polish. That's right. BYOND is the polished shit of the programming world.

Version 4.0

Perhaps the best thing to ever happen to the polished shit, 4.0 gave developers the possibility to add shitty interfaces to their Naruto and Pokemon games. As you can probably guess, the interfaces are always blue papyrus font on a yellow or blue background so that the interface burned your eyes just as bad as the shitty icons.

Version 455.1046

OMFG. I CAN MAKE SHITTY 1998 GAMES NOW!!1!

After a month of hype and false enthusiasm, the engine added support for isometric games. As you can guess, there is not a single game made with isometric maps because nobody cares about Tom's attempt to be cool with pseudo-3D.

Version 490.1101

Tom decided to finally add support for pixel movement after ten years of being nagged to add support for it instead of changing the website every other week.

Being Cool

Because the majority of BYOND's community are retarded anime fanboys, seeming like you're cool is no difficult feat. Try these tips to become cool on BYOND:

Create a game and lure in some random people as administration (see above for details).
Always pretend you know what you're talking about, no matter how wrong you know you are.
Whenever you see a player in a game that is ostensibly female, flirt with it and attempt to flaunt your totally awesome game or sprites.
Never admit that the trolls are smarter than you are.
Make a bunch of terrible icons, then gloat about how great an artist you are.
Gloat about how you're the best coder evar because you can make a login proc with Deadron's Character Handling library.

If these tips are too difficult for you to follow, you should consider taking the easy step and pressing alt+f4.

Members

BYOND has a plethora of [[cool] people and trolls that visit the site on a daily basis.

Tadashi

A twelve year old ex-marine that is well known for being a stupid cunt and trading Naruto sources.

Tom

The great mullet-haird biker who laid the polished turd of BYOND. Aside from being an avid biker, little is known about him.

Lummox Jr

Dan's replacement, Lummox is known for being a jew and being over 9000.

EmpirezTeam

The greatest troll to ever lurk the internets. He is known for starting the narto frog meme and overusing it. (TRUTH: He's a lazy cunt who has nothing better to do.

SuperAntx

Probably the coolest guy on BYOND, he made the only decent game on BYOND. Decadence, being an original game, nevar has any players. Evar.

UPD4T3

The only artist on BYOND that knows how to anti-alias. Oh, did I mention he's a stoner?

Kidpaddle45

Made over 9000 games. Never finished a single one.

Dinomaster45

THE GREATEST PIXEL ARTIST EVAR.

Kpsyiga

OMAIGAWD. I'LL NEVAR FIND LOVE. NOW FUCK MY E-PUSSY PL0X.(drama whore.)

Mechana24

A fat shitty programmer who is known for cyber-rapeing loli girls and being a fat weaboo. Did I mention that he's fat?

Forum_Account

If Tom and Lummox were God, than Forum_Account would be Jesus.

Zetaiva

Will always ask for sources and if he doesn't get it will blackmail you with a bullshit Photoshop.

Ziddy99

Just exists.

Kumorii

Makes awesome games but never finishes them. (see Kidpaddle45)

D-Cire

Known for scamming art from people.

Kozuma3

Ripper

Camerongray

Ripper.

Cart12

Ripper

Scotty-V

Asian.

Fun Games

Quotes

	“	I once pleasured a guy for a dollar!	„
	—BYOND member Spunky girl. (You know? The BYOND SLUT)

	“	That's it! I'm leaving BYOND for good!	„
	—Some random BYOND member, who will come back in 4 months tops

	“	This isn't a rip!! I Made it all by myself!	„
	—Byond member who got caught, and doesn't want to look geeky(to late) in front of the other BYONDorks

	“	Why is everyone saying I'm not contributing to BYOND? What part of "I would and I am making one but I have a lot of other things to do so I cant finish it." do you people not understand? I'm working on a game, it's just I want other to make origional games...Do you people see a way to be idiotic, not read the last sentence and humiliate yourselves after I clearely said I'm making a game? Or do you not bother to read the whole thing. Please go ahead and tell me, I REALLY DO wana know...	„
	—BYOND member Poal, a hair away from opting for the final solution

	“	Yeah so what if I screwed up on the forums, you don't need to abuse me in the games I play. I don't care if you're a BYOND staff member, you're the one trolling right now.	„
	—BYOND member Dark Wizard, bitching at BYOND admins for being trolled.

	“	well, i do plenty fine with women. Plus i get very high grades in school. So i dont know why i care	„
	—BYOND member Masterdan, attempting to muster some sort of reply on Propaganda

	“	A RESOURCE EXTRACTER IS LOOSE!!!!!!!! HELP! NOW BYOND IS RUINED! FUCK! (excuse my language) WTH! I THINK BYOND NEEDS TO GO ONTO IMMEDIATE LOCKDOWN!	„
	—BYOND Member Ganing, causing pointless edrama.

	“	Actually, it's not DW. It's people that have downloaded the .rsc and DW is falsely-promising them a .dmb extractor if they spam the forums.	„
	—BYOND Member Kalzar, shifting the blame to the REAL culprit.

	“	Same old roleplay, just a different day, I'm tryna get free jutsu, each and everyway, Tsuniverse needs some skills, Aby needs admin too, So imma powergame, thats what imma do. Powergame, metagame, powergame hard, honest rpers don't get rewarded in this boulevard. Okay all I know is powergame, metagame with no shame, lie and get water jutsu, then I make it rain and, I wanna be like Pein, so I powergame, Rinnegan in my tab, Uchiha in my name, then I powergame chidori, godmodding on Kenji, Edo Tensei in my skills list, and tell Jetniss I ain't sorry, aint no need to worry, 5 alts with clans for me, Uchiha to Hyuuga, yen up to 10 stories, then I get in every timeskip, alts in the line, and my jutsu control time, and they don't know that i'm lying, but i'm getting S ranked jutsus, the admins imma fool you, metagaming every bijuu, giving 9 tails to my nephew, cuz I, powergame, metagame, powergame hard, honest rpers don't get rewarded in this boulevard	„
	—Moar nigger shit by that nigger AB

	“	-- and that I had previously even worked on iconing for the game.	„
	—BYOND member Rumia, claiming to be great after making shitty icons.

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-[[Image:LummoxEdit.PNG|thumb|Main Programmer of BYOND:<br/>Lummox JR]]
+[[Image:BYONDlogo.png|thumb|BYOND Logo]]
-[[Image:Shittywesnothclone.png|thumb|Like every BYOND game it is based on another one]]
-[[Image:Captfaggot.png|thumb|Solving real world problems]]
-A valiant but failed effort by a pair of bright-eyed students, '''BYOND''' is a [[Programming_language|piece of shit]] used to create [[animu|anime]] games. The community consists of 30-year-old virgins living in their mothers' basements, and 10-year-old freaks who are obsessed with anime. There are [[Over_9000|over 9000]] anime games, countless other fan games limited to 10 FPS and SNES graphics, and a small collection of "original" content which is all based on other games. The majority of the developers, being under the age of 14 and thinking blue text on pink background on their shitty [[MySpace]] pages prepares them for programming, harp endlessly about the language being too difficult to use and instead opt for downloading a complete source previously stolen by someone else and simply modifying the text that appears in the window's title bar when played.
+'''BYOND'''('''B'''uild '''Y'''our '''O'''wn '''N'''et '''N'''et '''D'''ream) is a [[lie|great]] [[piece_of_shit|programming language]] used to create
+[[animu|anime]] games where you train on logs for [[over_9000|over 9000]] hours so you can be "OMG SO KEWL!!11!". The community consists of three different groups. First there are the 30 year old virgins who actually make [[shit|decent]] games and make up the "elite" members of the community. Secondly there are the Narutards who steal other game sources to make their own [[lie|original]] games and make themselves level 26 GM. Lastly, there are the lolfags that don't make or play games. [[wat|They just exist]]. BYOND, being a [[bullshit|powerful]] engine with [[bullshit|complex]] programming language, and the majority of it's community being mostly 14 year olds who have an IQ below room temperature, often gets flooded with questions on "LOL HOW I MAKE CHAT?"(which may I mention is [[facepalm|BUILT INTO THE FUCKING ENGINE]].)
-The BYOND community consists of two groups: the "guru" elitists who would prefer to delete anything with the word "Naruto" in it if it weren't providing the system's primary income; and the endless anime fanboys with IQs below room temperature. The latter group is the more prolific developer. Claims of the system being simple to use for a beginning developer are lost among the pompous comments of the senior members, who frequently take time out of their day to call you a dumbass for not taking considerations with your program code that haven't been relevant since the eighties.
+BYOND was founded in 1999 by two college students who, instead of getting laid, chose to spend all of their spare time making an engine easier than [[you|your]] mom. These two students are named Tom and Dan, who [[stupid|cleverly]] published it under a namesake of Dantom. Dan eventually got [[sex|laid]] and left, but we all know he's tied up in Tom's closet with an [[goatse|asshole wider than the Grand Canyon]].
 For a fee of $18 per year, you receive a small collection of extra perks:
-*A [[blog]] to bitch about other members or to create drama
+*A [[blog]] to bitch about other members or advertise your [[awesome]] Naruto game.
-*The ability to rank games, allowing their perceived popularity to bloat even further
+*The ability to rank games, allowing their perceived popularity to bloat even further.
-*Extra shit from games that reward BYOND members
+*Extra shit from games that reward BYOND members.
-*A misplaced sense of elitism
+*A misplaced sense of elitism.
-*The ability to disable ads (for those dipshits still using IE that don't have an ad blocker plugin of some manner)
+*The ability to disable ads(for those dipshits still using IE that don't have an ad blocker plugin of some manner).
-=== The 5 Sections ===
-Basically what everyone [[13 year old boy]] goes to when they can’t google their favorite anime BYOND games. It's usually useless because of dumbass admins that make excuses for failure to properly sort them.
-;Action
-:It's usually where every dumbass goes when their [[360|Xbox 360]] caught the red ring of death. It's full of [[Megaman]] and [[Zombie]] games. Not as bad as anime, but still pretty [[fail]].
-;Anime
-:Basically what every [[Narutard]], [[Dragonball Z|DBZ Fanboy]], [[Bleach|Bleachfag]], and [[Pokemon|Pokenerd]] reside before they make the [[Final Solution]]. 99% of byond is anime and all of them are stolen rips of older games.
-;Casual
-:Where the admins usually hang around. The only reason people would be over here is to troll.
-;RPG
-:Like BYOND anime, only nerdier.
-;Strategy
-:[[ALL CAPS|NO ONE PLAYS AT BYOND STRATEGY EVAR!!]]
 === Creating Games ===
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 Congratulations, you have your own original [[MMORPG]], now go fucking kill yourself you worthless piece of shit.
+[[Last_thursday|Last Thursday]], the website was updated so games could be either rejected, listed, or featured. If your game was rejected, you should go to your games feedback and complain about how [[ALL_CAPS|MY NARUTO GAME ISN'T A RIP BECAUSE D-CIRE GAVE ME PERMISSION TO USE THE SOURCE HE GOT FROM GOKUMASAKI WHO GOT PERMISSION FROM NARUTOXSASAKUFAN WHO GOT IT WHEN NARUTO FINALE WAS RIPPED BY ZIDDY99!!11!!!1]]
+If your game was listed, go kill yourself because your [[piece_of_shit|piece of shit]] wasn't good enough to be featured.
+If your game was featured, congratulations; You now have rights to have everyone on BYOND to suck your -1 inch [[penis]] since [[you|you're]] obviously a [[virgin]] and always will be.
+==Updates==
+BYOND originally started as a piece of shit MUD engine but over the years was splattered with layers of polish. That's right. BYOND is the polished [[shit]] of the programming world.
+=== Version 4.0 ===
+Perhaps the best thing to ever happen to the polished shit, 4.0 gave developers the possibility to add [[shit|shitty]] interfaces to their Naruto and Pokemon games. As you can probably guess, the interfaces are always blue papyrus font on a yellow or blue background so that the interface burned your eyes just as bad as the shitty icons.
+=== Version 455.1046 ===
+[[File:BYONDiso.png|thumb|OMFG. I CAN MAKE SHITTY 1998 GAMES NOW!!1!]]
+After a month of hype and false enthusiasm, the engine added support for [[wat|isometric]] games. As [[you]] can guess, there is not a single game made with isometric maps because nobody cares about Tom's attempt to be cool with pseudo-3D.
+=== Version 490.1101 ===
+Tom decided to finally add support for pixel movement after ten years of being nagged to add support for it instead of changing the website every other week.
 ==Being Cool==
-Because the majority of BYOND's player bases are retarded anime fanboys, seeming like you're cool is no difficult feat. Try these tips to become cool on BYOND:
+Because the majority of BYOND's community are retarded anime fanboys, seeming like you're cool is no difficult feat. Try these tips to become cool on BYOND:
 *Create a game and lure in some random people as administration (see above for details).
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 *Never admit that the trolls are smarter than you are.
 *Make a bunch of terrible icons, then gloat about how great an artist you are.
+*Gloat about how you're the best coder [[evar]] [[shit_nobody_cares_about|because you can make a login proc with Deadron's Character Handling library.]]
 If these tips are too difficult for you to follow, you should consider taking the easy step and pressing [[Retard|alt+f4]].
+==Members==
+BYOND has a plethora of [[cool] people and [[troll|trolls]] that visit the site on a daily basis.
+;Tadashi
+A [[twelve_year_old|twelve year old]] ex-marine that is well known for being a [[stupid]] [[cunt]] and trading Naruto sources.
+;Tom
+[[File:BYONDtom.jpg|thumb|He's so cool!!1!]]
+The great mullet-haird biker who laid the polished turd of BYOND. Aside from being an avid biker, little is known about him.
+;Lummox Jr
+[[Image:LummoxEdit.PNG|thumb|Main Programmer of BYOND:<br/>Lummox JR]]
+Dan's replacement, Lummox is known for being a [[jew]] and being [[over_9000|over 9000]].
+;EmpirezTeam
+The greatest troll to ever lurk the internets. He is known for starting the narto frog meme and overusing it. (TRUTH: He's a lazy cunt who has nothing better to do.
+;SuperAntx
+Probably the coolest guy on BYOND, he made the only decent game on BYOND. Decadence, being an original game, [[nevar]] has any players. [[Evar]].
+;UPD4T3
+The only artist on BYOND that knows how to anti-alias. Oh, did I mention he's a stoner?
+;Kidpaddle45
+Made [[over_9000|over 9000]] games. Never finished a single one.
+;Dinomaster45
+[[bullshit|THE GREATEST PIXEL ARTIST EVAR.]]
+;Kpsyiga
+OMAIGAWD. I'LL NEVAR FIND LOVE. NOW FUCK MY E-PUSSY PL0X.([[drama]] [[whore]].)
+;Mechana24
+A [[fat]] shitty programmer who is known for cyber-[[rape]]ing [[underaged|loli]] girls and being a [[fat]] [[weaboo]]. Did I mention that he's [[fat]]?
+;Forum_Account
+If Tom and Lummox were God, than Forum_Account would be Jesus.
+;Zetaiva
+Will always ask for sources and if he doesn't get it will blackmail you with a [[bullshit]] [[Photoshop]].
+;Ziddy99
+Just exists.
+;Kumorii
+Makes [[awesome]] games but never finishes them. (see Kidpaddle45)
+;D-Cire
+Known for scamming art from people.
+;Kozuma3
+Ripper
+;Camerongray
+Ripper.
+;Cart12
+Ripper
+;Scotty-V
+Asian.
+==Fun Games==
 ==Quotes==
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 {{quote| I once pleasured a guy for a dollar!
 |BYOND member Spunky girl. (You know? The BYOND SLUT)}}
-{{quote| Aww removing comments wont work you shitty rippers!!!
-|BYOND member Gokumasaki. (The flailing troll.)}}
-{{quote| You did not. xD Lmfao. I've been on byond since 06, I've been coding since then too. BYOND is a bunch of 'shitty rips' because of people like YOU and not because of people like me. If you want to make an anime game, Take my approach.
-|Byond member King killer 113711. (The know it all.)}}
-{{quote| o.O I dun bench press dick, if there'd be any work out it'd be riding it.
-|Byond member Rorian. (The fag on DBF.)}}
 {{quote| That's it! I'm leaving BYOND for good!
 |Some random BYOND member|who will come back in 4 months tops}}
-{{quote| You fucking RKing noob! I hope you go die because you ruined my fun!
-|BYOND member Teh GREAT Thundorz|a retard acting like a [[13 year old boy]]}}
 {{quote| This isn't a rip!! I Made it all by myself!
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 {{quote| Actually, it's not DW. It's people that have downloaded the .rsc and DW is falsely-promising them a .dmb extractor if they spam the forums.|BYOND Member Kalzar|shifting the blame to the REAL culprit.}}
-{{quote| I'm gay, my parents are aware. Some of BYOND is aware, I don't really care who knows, I just want to put a message out there to those who will listen.
-My parents have been more than accepting, they're genuinely supportive as well. However if at any point down the road you have a child who happens to be gay... please, please, please don't give the special treatment, and please don't treat them worse.
-Treat them the same. They're human, they're sane, they're rational, just because they like someone of the same gender does not connote anything. Gay men do not have to be effeminate, gay women do not have to be masculine. Even if they do defy gender norms, don't judge, it's not your darn place to dictate how anyone acts.|Cocksucker CyAlpha}}
-{{quote| They be like AB, can you teach me how to aboos, cheat with ur verbs, and niggas cant lose. All I really need is level 2 to hack it, and for you, you and you to superfy and crash it. Go to admin tab, click reward or edit, say it wuz for an event, so that it looks legit, edit his stats to over 9,000 dozen, then say it wasn't you, it was your second cousin. Tens can't strip for what he can't see, so abuse till you tired, rock it like lee. I ain't from Finale but I abuse like Nevets, I give all my frenz SSj, and everybody vexed. I give em free skillz, all the ladies tryna do me, Niggas love to hate, so they try to strip me, Bitches want free stats, I think they tryna rape me. I make the server shine bright when I SSJ, HAHA I stay on my abuse all day! Teach me how abuse...T...T..teach me how to abuse!! ERRBODY SSJ ERR ERRBODY SSJ.|AnimeBeyond, another example of nigger influence on BYOND}}
 {{quote| Same old roleplay, just a different day, I'm tryna get free jutsu, each and everyway, Tsuniverse needs some skills, Aby needs admin too, So imma powergame, thats what imma do. Powergame, metagame, powergame hard, honest rpers don't get rewarded in this boulevard. Okay all I know is powergame, metagame with no shame, lie and get water jutsu, then I make it rain and, I wanna be like Pein, so I powergame, Rinnegan in my tab, Uchiha in my name, then I powergame chidori, godmodding on Kenji, Edo Tensei in my skills list, and tell Jetniss I ain't sorry, aint no need to worry, 5 alts with clans for me, Uchiha to Hyuuga, yen up to 10 stories, then I get in every timeskip, alts in the line, and my jutsu control time, and they don't know that i'm lying, but i'm getting S ranked jutsus, the admins imma fool you, metagaming every bijuu, giving 9 tails to my nephew, cuz I, powergame, metagame, powergame hard, honest rpers don't get rewarded in this boulevard |Moar nigger shit by that nigger AB}}
-{{quote| screw your pokefarm!
-/FTW ... frick the world. |BYOND cockLover Tophat. Also known for performing BJ's at a discount.}}
-{{quote| I have played many dbz servers and i have been unsatisfied. I have hosted, joined, and done everything people have asked me too, I am completely bored of them. I hosted dbz before and some fag named Rorian threated me that if he didnt get level 2 admin he would crash my server with 100,000 networks and it hurt his gay pride. I know I call alot of people gay, but this guy is GAAAAY he is a faggot who plays rp games for a living to try and rape every guy he meets. He prefers Dragon Ball RP games. His search for the legendary, succulent dragonballs to summon the mighty shenrod are still in progress. PROOF of a quote he said “
-"o.O I dun bench press dick, if there'd be any work out it'd be riding it."
-	„
-—Byond member Rorian. (The fag on DBF.) YOUWANT MORE PROOF LOOK UP ALL THE FAGGOT BITCHES INCLUDING TENS: The most fail BYOND game owner alive. He likes to go into his game servers and abuse while closing down the servers that he doesn't like, even if they're good. Due to the help of SSX he was able to make a DBZ RP game. He now fked up and his games suck. Also he loves to come into games with his BYOND possy consisting of ThirdCoastG and Migurashi. He's sold all his games to lonely nerds to make enough money to complete his sextoy collection.
-|BYOND member Randomman1.}}
 {{quote| -- and that I had previously even worked on iconing for the game.

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