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[[File:Lobo_Mah_Boi.jpg|thumb|120px|Lobo MAH BOI!]] | |||
[[File:Lobo_Nigra_Comic.jpg|thumb|120px|Bootleg ''Nigra-Lobo''.]] | |||
'''''Lobo''''' is a ''DC Comics'' character who constantly prostitutes himself to the [[You|reader]] through the utilisation of '[[13 year old boy|dark]]' humor. | |||
The DC Comics version of [[Copypasta|Wolverine]], Lobo is a space-pirate and bounty-hunter who'll do anything violent for $$$. Every [[faggot|character]] to ever go up against Lobo has been [[pwned]] in some way or another. Coincidence? [[Lulz|You be the judge.]] | |||
==Lobo's Hit-List== | |||
*His 4th-grade teacher Mrs. Tribb | *His 4th-grade teacher Mrs. Tribb | ||
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*[[God|Gawd]] | *[[God|Gawd]] | ||
*No-mark 'also ran' heroes such as Goldstar, Ernie and General Glory | *No-mark 'also ran' heroes such as Goldstar, Ernie and General Glory | ||
*His pet dog | *His pet dog, 'Dawg' | ||
*Captain Marvel | *Captain Marvel | ||
*His thousands of illegitimate children; especially eleven year-old Bobo, who won't let Lobo's cock inside his rectum | *His thousands of illegitimate children; especially eleven year-old Bobo, who won't let Lobo's cock inside his rectum. | ||
{{Quote|Frigid little cunt...|Lobo on his son, Bobo}} | {{Quote|Frigid little cunt...|Lobo on his son, Bobo}} | ||
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Lobo is by his own admission an "out and proud" [[homosexual]] who enjoys nothing more than sweaty, drug-fuelled, liasons with his editor, his [[Shota|photographers]] or ''any'' of his arch-enemies, as and when he encounters them. Usually this is just before the maiming starts. Lobo has an enormous hook, a rusty chain and a fantastically thick genetically-augmented nigger-cock. Lobo advocates smoking, drinking and sexually-orientated violence towards women and children... especially if they're your own and you know you can probably stop them blabbing to the authorities. | Lobo is by his own admission an "out and proud" [[homosexual]] who enjoys nothing more than sweaty, drug-fuelled, liasons with his editor, his [[Shota|photographers]] or ''any'' of his arch-enemies, as and when he encounters them. Usually this is just before the maiming starts. Lobo has an enormous hook, a rusty chain and a fantastically thick genetically-augmented nigger-cock. Lobo advocates smoking, drinking and sexually-orientated violence towards women and children... especially if they're your own and you know you can probably stop them blabbing to the authorities. | ||
==Gallery== | |||
<center><gallery> | |||
File:Lobo Mothers Day Rule 34.jpg|[[Rule 34|No exceptions]]... | |||
File:Lobo Rule 63.jpg|[[Rule 63|Ditto]]! | |||
File:Lobo Felix Cosplay.jpg|[[A cat is fine too|Lobo & Friend]] | |||
File:Lobo Christmas Kill Santa.jpg|You thought we were fucking joking about Santa didn't you... | |||
</gallery></center> | |||
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==The Lobo Paramilitary Christmas Special== | |||
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<center><youtube>t9ooZYjF0mI</youtube></center> | |||
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==See Also== | |||
*[[Batman]] | |||
*[[Deadpool]] | |||
*[[Iron Man]] | |||
*[[Spider-man]] | |||
*[[Superman]] | |||
*[[Wolverine]] | |||
[[Category:Fandom Stuff]][[Category:Sex]] | [[Category:Fandom Stuff]][[Category:Sex]] | ||
Revision as of 16:20, 19 July 2012
Lobo is a DC Comics character who constantly prostitutes himself to the reader through the utilisation of 'dark' humor.
The DC Comics version of Wolverine, Lobo is a space-pirate and bounty-hunter who'll do anything violent for $$$. Every character to ever go up against Lobo has been pwned in some way or another. Coincidence? You be the judge.
Lobo's Hit-List
- His 4th-grade teacher Mrs. Tribb
- Santa Claus
- The Easter-bunny
- Superman
- Etrigan the Demon
- The DC Universe
- Batman
- Gawd
- No-mark 'also ran' heroes such as Goldstar, Ernie and General Glory
- His pet dog, 'Dawg'
- Captain Marvel
- His thousands of illegitimate children; especially eleven year-old Bobo, who won't let Lobo's cock inside his rectum.
—Lobo on his son, Bobo | ||
Lobo is by his own admission an "out and proud" homosexual who enjoys nothing more than sweaty, drug-fuelled, liasons with his editor, his photographers or any of his arch-enemies, as and when he encounters them. Usually this is just before the maiming starts. Lobo has an enormous hook, a rusty chain and a fantastically thick genetically-augmented nigger-cock. Lobo advocates smoking, drinking and sexually-orientated violence towards women and children... especially if they're your own and you know you can probably stop them blabbing to the authorities.
Gallery
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You thought we were fucking joking about Santa didn't you...
The Lobo Paramilitary Christmas Special