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[[File:BarbieKen.gif|thumb|Who needs a girlfriend?]]


[[Image:Stripper-barbie.jpg|thumb|145px|Barbie's [[stripper|daily job]].]]
'''Barbie''' is a 'fashion doll' produced by ''Mattel'', the world's largest toy company, designed to provide girls insight into the desires of hetrosexual adult males and encourage them not to grow up to become a big fat mess like their mother. The dolls can be picked up for as little as $14.99 from your local [[Toys|Toys Я Us]] however, like anything with a [[fandom]], there are people out there willing to part with obscene amounts of money, in some cases [http://most-expensive.net/barbie-doll tens of thousands of dollars] in order to secure a limited or 'vintage' edition.
[[Image:Ken is a pedophile.jpg|thumb|141px|Ken in his [[pedophilia|darker ages]].]]
'''Barbie''' is a [[U mad|blonde bombshell that fucks everyone. She is sold for only $14.99 at your local toy store, such as Sluts 'R' Us. She has had many jobs, mostly from being fired from all the ones where she had sex on the floor.]]


== America's Whore ==
== America's Whore ==
[[Fresh Prince of Bel Air|In West Philadelphia, born and raised]], [[Family Guy|Barbie began developing early.
If Barbie were a real person, her tits would be so big and her waist and legs so small that she'd have to walk around all all fours around the kitchen... but [[you]]'d probably be making her do that anyway.
She started giving hand jobs when she was 12. By age 14, she was torn up from the floor up, suffering chronic loose vagina syndrome.
 
Then once she graduated from Face Down Ass Up University, she was so used up that not even her stepdad wanted her.]]
She went on [[online dating|Match.com]] and found her [[lie|dream man]], Ken.
 
If Barbie were a real person, her tits would be so big and her waist and legs so small that she'd have to walk around all all fours around the kitchen...but [[you]]'d make her do that anyway.


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{| align="center" style="padding:0px;"
|<center><big>'''[[zombaby|NOW WITH SUPER BABY ACTION!]]'''</big></center><br>
|<center><big>'''[[zombaby|NOW WITH SUPER BABY ACTION!]]'''</big></center><br>
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{{cg|Barbie|MATTELMOTHERFUCKER|center|<gallery>
Image:Hitler2304_468x824.jpg|[[Hitler]] Barbie
Image:Hitler2304_468x824.jpg|[[Hitler]] Barbie
Image:Bulimic barbie.jpg|Barbie after college, puking to be skinny.
Image:Bulimic barbie.jpg|Barbie after college, puking to be skinny.
Image:Extreme_insertions-barbie.jpg|Barbie [[Extreme Porn|spelunking]]  
Image:Extreme_insertions-barbie.jpg|Barbie [[Extreme Porn|spelunking]]  
Image:Sorority barbie copy.jpg|Barbie during college [[rape|while she's sleeping]].
Image:Sorority barbie copy.jpg|Barbie during college [[rape|while she's sleeping]].
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Jizzedup.GIF|Rule 34'd!
Image:Jizzedup.GIF|Rule 34'd!
Image:Nigga ken.jpg|Ken as a [[Negro]].
Image:Nigga ken.jpg|Ken as a [[Negro]].
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Image:Barbie1.jpg
Image:Barbie1.jpg
Image:Barbie Dog Cumshot.PNG|You don't always need a perverted dollfag to make Barbie look like a slut.
Image:Barbie Dog Cumshot.PNG|You don't always need a perverted dollfag to make Barbie look like a slut.
File:Barbie titsuck.jpg
<!>File:Barbie titsuck.jpg<!>
</gallery>
Image:Ken is a pedophile.jpg|Ken in his [[pedophilia|darker ages]].
</center>
Image:Stripper-barbie.jpg|Barbie's [[stripper|daily job]].
</gallery>}}
 
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*[[:Image:Extreme_insertions-barbie.jpg|Barbie Dildo]]
*[[Realdoll]]
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[[Category:Fandom Stuff]]
[[Category:Fandom Stuff]]

Revision as of 05:31, 19 December 2012

Who needs a girlfriend?

Barbie is a 'fashion doll' produced by Mattel, the world's largest toy company, designed to provide girls insight into the desires of hetrosexual adult males and encourage them not to grow up to become a big fat mess like their mother. The dolls can be picked up for as little as $14.99 from your local Toys Я Us however, like anything with a fandom, there are people out there willing to part with obscene amounts of money, in some cases tens of thousands of dollars in order to secure a limited or 'vintage' edition.

America's Whore

If Barbie were a real person, her tits would be so big and her waist and legs so small that she'd have to walk around all all fours around the kitchen... but you'd probably be making her do that anyway.


NOW WITH SUPER BABY ACTION!


   
“ 		 
Respectable mother.
  		„
  		 



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  • Rule 34'd!
    Rule 34'd!
  • Ken as a Negro.
    Ken as a Negro.
  • All girls like it in the ass...
    All girls like it in the ass...
  • Animooted G.I. Joe secks
    Animooted G.I. Joe secks
  • You don't always need a perverted dollfag to make Barbie look like a slut.
    You don't always need a perverted dollfag to make Barbie look like a slut.
  • Ken in his darker ages.
    Ken in his darker ages.
  • Barbie's daily job.
    Barbie's daily job.


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