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==Mebbe online datin make me popufur???==
[[File:Mayb flowr make u date me.png|200px|thumb|left|Akafa begging for the d.]]In 2010, when Sunni began to date AK, Akafa was '''inspired''' to become [[faggot|"bisexual"]]. She began toting around 12-year-old furries, and reveling in the fanart that being in a relationship got her. [[whore|She swapped girlfriends once a month]], but of course she was [[lie|in love]] with each and every one of them. Everyone knows you can move on from somebody you're "in love with" in a matter of weeks, AMIRITE?
==={{Deviantart|HeatherRin}}===
[[File:2getha_4eva.jpg|200px|thumb|right|2getha 4eva!]][[File:Polyamory!!.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Polyamory is in this time of year.]]Her old friend Heather was the first of many victims, and the couple received copious amounts of "fanart", generated by the masses of 11 year olds that happened to watch the two of them. This was one of Akafa's longest lasting relationships, despite the fact that it wasn't a real relationship at all. Heather was oblivious to Akafa's "feelings" for her, and had been led to believe that their fursonas were together, rather than the individuals themselves.
Not long after their initial coupling, Akafa decided that she was suddenly interested in polyamory, and added the mutual friend known as "Fallak" into the mix. Apparently it was because she 'loved both of them', but everyone knows that she was actually just a selfish cunt, wanting both Heather and Fallak for herself.
This artificial romance ended when Akafa began to leech off of Sunni's pupularity, by stealing her fursona once again, and Heather has been at her throat ever since. Alas, what did you expect, coming from Akafuck?
==={{Deviantart|Tommys4ever}}===
Zach was Akafa's first 'e-boyfriend', if you can even call it that. Their fling was too short-lived to be considered a relationship, and it consisted solely of Akafa using him to get a couple of free requests from other deviants, thus proving that she has no idea what having a lover entails. Why they broke up in the first place is unknown, but it's bound to be something [[lulzy]] and demeaning.[[File:Nevr leav me.png|200px|thumb|right|Hey, I just met you!]]
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==={{Deviantart|Fallak}}===
Fallak is a young [[furry]] with a fetish for [[Jesus]], who has a bad case of "Proud lesbian! No, wait, aren't I straight? Bisexual, maybe?" syndrome.

Revision as of 03:08, 6 February 2013

Soul-Trance is a 17 year old autistic furry who spends her time drawing her anime-styled masterpieces and dating underage girls that she loves on the internet, even though she's TOTALLY STRAIT U GUISE!!1 Akafa, real name "Ashley", has a long history of drama, including death threats and theft. She has developed quite a number of fans thanks to her "creative" YouTube animations, despite the fact that she moves accounts twice a week, because she can't decide on a fursona to save her life.

For years, Akafa has kept up the appearance of "not caring about her haters", despite making several journals addressing the problem.

HAI MAH NAEM IS SUNNI!!

Gift art for "Akafa"!

In 2009, Akafa developed a fetish for the DeviantART user Sunneh-chan, who was well-known in the furry community. She continuously referenced Sunni's art style, and created a new blue wolf fursona with the exact same markings as Sunni, in hopes that it would make her popufur, because obviously no self-respecting furfag can exist without a significant fanbase.

After Sunni changed her fursona to a fox in 2010, Akafuck decided she wanted to swipe Sunni's wolf OC, because she loved it so much.

I... I'm a monster...

However, considering Sunni's popularity and Akafa's lack-thereof, the theft was discovered quickly and easily. Soon, little 14-year-old Ashley was swamped with H8RS, and her plot fell to pieces. At that point, Akafa went emo, and began to draw various pieces of vent art, starring her sparkledog.

For years after, Akafa's obsession grew. She watched her girlfriend Heather jealously, as she had been gifted the OC by Sunni herself, and anxiously waited for another opportunity to grasp the yellow woof in her clutches.

Several times since then, she's swapped from her blue fursona to Sunni's old one, getting asshurt when she was called out on her bullshit.


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Mebbe online datin make me popufur???

Akafa begging for the d.

In 2010, when Sunni began to date AK, Akafa was inspired to become "bisexual". She began toting around 12-year-old furries, and reveling in the fanart that being in a relationship got her. She swapped girlfriends once a month, but of course she was in love with each and every one of them. Everyone knows you can move on from somebody you're "in love with" in a matter of weeks, AMIRITE?

HeatherRin

2getha 4eva!
Polyamory is in this time of year.

Her old friend Heather was the first of many victims, and the couple received copious amounts of "fanart", generated by the masses of 11 year olds that happened to watch the two of them. This was one of Akafa's longest lasting relationships, despite the fact that it wasn't a real relationship at all. Heather was oblivious to Akafa's "feelings" for her, and had been led to believe that their fursonas were together, rather than the individuals themselves.

Not long after their initial coupling, Akafa decided that she was suddenly interested in polyamory, and added the mutual friend known as "Fallak" into the mix. Apparently it was because she 'loved both of them', but everyone knows that she was actually just a selfish cunt, wanting both Heather and Fallak for herself.

This artificial romance ended when Akafa began to leech off of Sunni's pupularity, by stealing her fursona once again, and Heather has been at her throat ever since. Alas, what did you expect, coming from Akafuck?

Tommys4ever

Zach was Akafa's first 'e-boyfriend', if you can even call it that. Their fling was too short-lived to be considered a relationship, and it consisted solely of Akafa using him to get a couple of free requests from other deviants, thus proving that she has no idea what having a lover entails. Why they broke up in the first place is unknown, but it's bound to be something lulzy and demeaning.

Hey, I just met you!


Fallak

Fallak is a young furry with a fetish for Jesus, who has a bad case of "Proud lesbian! No, wait, aren't I straight? Bisexual, maybe?" syndrome.