Fat Girl Angle Shot

Dinna let your guard down laddies. The FGAS is a bloody ruse for these cock-famished abominations!.

This article does not need any more pictures of the ex girlfriend (or boyfriend?) who dumped your faggot ass, not at all. You can help by not adding anything, especially not pictures of the ex girlfriend (or boyfriend?) who dumped your faggot ass.

Fat girl angle shot is a title given to a photograph of a secretly fat girl with the camera looking slightly down from above to hide cheek chubbiness and chin multiplicity. Found in personal ads, LJ icons, etc. The most over the top symptom of those afflicted with internet disease.

Men can also use the fat girl angle shot in order to turn into an E-donis.

This technique is also occasionally referred to as the "livejournal head tilt", which we also see used on a variety of other social networking sites.. All these girls have, man, is just a bunch of misleading thumbnails.

See also BBWchan (where they want more than just a fat girl angle shot) and Hot or Not (where FGAS techniques are perfected).

Technique

A textbook case of the Fat Girl Angle Shot.

If you are fat and need to take a good-looking picture of yourself, basic camwhore rules apply: you have to use high contrast, wear copious amounts of makeup, etc. However, be certain that you take special precautions to hide your fat.

• Never look down at the camera, as it emphasizes your double chin.

• Always blast the contrast way up to mask your bad complexion, rolls, bedsores, et cetera.

• ADD FILTERS! They make you deep

• Fuck up the quality. Everyone LOVES fuzzy pictures.

• If you feel the audience is right (i.e. fat-sympathetic), you might want to include cleavage. However, never go below the boobs, because it's all disaster from there. Remember: if there's no full body shot, there's no proof you are fat!

• Note: some say that if you have never posted a full body shot on the Internet, then you must be a fatty. This is true about 95% of the time. If you are not a fatty, pictures plz.

Prime Examples

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FGAS + Cropping

Victims of the FGAS, and how to overcome the shame

Typically, victims of the FGAS wind up having sex with the fat girl in the picture, either because of hard liquor or their growing tired of fapping to the "Big Tits" series. Either way, after the deed is done (typically involving spelunking for a lost condom), the FGAS victim is ripe for ridicule and spirited jabs.

For the victim, there is a choice. They can either keep fucking fat chicks, or they can better themselves by learning the tells of the FGAS and avoiding such situations in the future. Such tips are:

• In a top-down picture, are her thighs as big as her breasts? Then she's a fatty.

• Does her upper arm skin fold over her forearm? Then she's a fatty.

• Is there any quantity of empty SPAM cans or junk food containers in the background? Yep. Fatty.

Gallery of Whales

Gallery of Fat Girl Angle Shots About missing Pics

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  She never shows her body from all that angle.
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  Chin Chan can remove ALL her chins.
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  Ever seen a skinny girl with boobs that size?
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  A little more complex, this FGAS utilizes bubbles in an attempt to mask fat. Suggested only for pros.
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  She's doing it wrong.

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  How to do it wrong
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  Classic she's doing it wrong
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  These are two pictures of the same girl. I shit you not.
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  Another case of the fat girl angle shot. OH GOD HER ARM WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE
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  Proper technique is used; no n00b could tell she shops in the plus size stores.
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  Awez... Such a tiny little head on such a huge body.
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  Synnergy trying to look attractive so she can plant her eggs and then kill you.
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  Look Ma I made my double chin disappear.
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  Oh, come on! It has never been done more wrongly!
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  If you don't show below the boobs, people tend to believe they're the only bit thats huge.
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  This dumb bitch has got her angles up the wrong way.
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  Fat girl but don't want to use angles? Sit in between your two biggest friends. Instant thinning!
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  PixelBeeProductions looking slightly less obese than usual.
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  Nice try, but no ...
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  Ah, the camera pointing up technique
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  Sucking it in and horizontal orientation won't hide that gut.
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  no way to do it rite?
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  Very subtle but unfortunately for her, the arm reveals her secret.
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  Turn off lights, point camera down, hide the rolls with your face.
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  Use crappy filters and special effects from whatever photo editing program came with your computer to distort your image even further.
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  Wrong again.
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  She looks a lot better from this angle. Srsly Guys
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  A typical fat girl angle shot of Girlmecha.
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  A textbook case of doin it rong
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  Another textbook case of a Fat Girl Angle Shot.
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  Girls of Facebook '08.
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  This is actually BBW, not an angle shot
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  Manatee-chan, latest employer of this technique.
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  Fat girl in the wild.
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  Esachasa tried... maybe..
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  What a lazy fat bastard.
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  wrong way again.
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  Hey, she's pretty cute, I can easy give her the hawt beef injectio... OMG AHHHHHH KILL IT WITH FIRE
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  Woah, cute pink lil' walrus :3
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  Nice try...
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  Fat Nigger Loving Whore using FGAS
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  Look at that arm fat...tasty
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  She's asking for it... a twinkie
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  Classic example, complete with saggy tits
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  Beware, Online daters
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  Body Type: Pear

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• Stephenie Meyer - Even the mainstream media endorses this technique.
• Pear Chan - A prime example of Fat Girl Angle Shot.
• Queen Kong

External Links

• the native habitat of the FGAS
• Academic research proves the validity of the FGAS (PDF)

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