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Lobo is a DC Comics character who constantly prostitutes himself to the reader through the utilisation of 'dark' humor.
The DC Comics version of Wolverine, Lobo is a space-pirate and bounty-hunter who'll do anything violent for $$$. Every character to ever go up against Lobo has been pwned in some way or another. Coincidence? You be the judge.
Lobo's Hit-List
- His 4th-grade teacher Mrs. Tribb
- Santa Claus
- The Easter-bunny
- Superman
- Etrigan the Demon
- The DC Universe
- Batman
- Gawd
- No-mark 'also ran' heroes including; Goldstar, Ernie & General Glory
- His pet dog, 'Dawg'
- Captain Marvel
- His thousands of illegitimate children; especially eleven year-old Bobo, who won't let Lobo's cock inside his rectum.
—Lobo on his son, Bobo |
Lobo is by his own admission an "out and proud" homosexual who enjoys nothing more than sweaty, drug-fuelled, liasons with his editor, his photographers or any of his arch-enemies, as and when he encounters them. Usually this is just before the maiming starts. Lobo has an enormous hook, a rusty chain and a fantastically thick genetically-augmented nigger-cock. Lobo advocates smoking, drinking and sexually-orientated violence towards women and children... especially if they're your own and you know you can probably stop them blabbing to the authorities.
Gallery
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You thought we were fucking joking about Santa didn't you...
The Lobo Paramilitary Christmas Special