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'''Twitter''' (AKA '''Shitter''', AKA '''Your account is currently suspended. For more information, please visit Suspended Accounts'''), or as former [[President Obama]] called it, '''Twitter's''', is an outrage machine where highly sensitive people spend all of their time so they can get [[Crybaby|offended by everything]] and bully people into silence with death threats. Basically it's some [[retarded]] website where [[liberalism|left-wing]] [[transtrender|nonbinary]] [[furfag|furries]] with [[dying alone|no life]] and [[nigger|black]] [[NORP|normie]] [[socialist|socialists]] come together to [[circlejerk|jerk off]] about how much they hate [[Donald Trump]], all within the limits of 280 characters. | |||
''Truth'': '''Twitter''' is a [[Web 2.0]] site for [[fags]]/[[16-Year-old girl|dykes]], [[Begging|e-beggers]]/[[failed]] [[DeviantART|artists]], [[preteens]] and [[Retard|dingdongs]] who are too stupid to use [[IRC]], and need turn-based [[chat]] to play oppression olympics on. Typical Twitter users subject each other to a relentless [[voraphilia|feed]] of minutia in their otherwise meaningless lives, known as [[SNCA|tweets]], 24/7/365. Got a new job? Just drank a glass of [[cum|milk]]? Took a big [[shit]]? '''Tweet''' it! | |||
[[TL;DR]]: [[LiveJournal]] on [[crack]]. (No wait, LJ died years ago.) Or maybe: [[Slack]] on [[roids]]. Yeah, that's the ticket. | |||
{{center|'''[[Twitter|(( HOLY SHIT ELON MUSK BOUGHT TWITTER FOR 100 TRILLION SHEKELS WORTH OF SHITCOIN ))]]'''}} | |||
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Twitter (AKA Shitter, AKA Your account is currently suspended. For more information, please visit Suspended Accounts), or as former President Obama called it, Twitter's, is an outrage machine where highly sensitive people spend all of their time so they can get offended by everything and bully people into silence with death threats. Basically it's some retarded website where left-wing nonbinary furries with no life and black normie socialists come together to jerk off about how much they hate Donald Trump, all within the limits of 280 characters.
Truth: Twitter is a Web 2.0 site for fags/dykes, e-beggers/failed artists, preteens and dingdongs who are too stupid to use IRC, and need turn-based chat to play oppression olympics on. Typical Twitter users subject each other to a relentless feed of minutia in their otherwise meaningless lives, known as tweets, 24/7/365. Got a new job? Just drank a glass of milk? Took a big shit? Tweet it!
TL;DR: LiveJournal on crack. (No wait, LJ died years ago.) Or maybe: Slack on roids. Yeah, that's the ticket.