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Revision as of 18:22, 20 November 2013
EDopoly is a game similar to Monopoly in that it copies every aspect of it, however one noticeable difference no matter the outcome, you will be spending the rest of the evening fishing tokens out of your ass.
How it works
Since EDopoly exists only as image files, you as the game master are charged with the task of putting it together. Prerequisite materials include an actual Monopoly board and half a liter of semen based adhesive.
The Board
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| PURPLE | AQUA | VIOLET | ORANGE | RED | YELLOW | GREEN | BLUE |
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| Shitpost Metropolis | Noob Intro Forum | #forum | Anime Portal | Softwarez | Thizzlehat Junction Center | Chanarchive | E Place |
| EDF Arcade | News Forum | #ed | Furfaggotry Portal | Anonymous Portal | Recent Changes | Anonmgur | Zaigerwalk |
| Hard Gay Chats | #wiki | DeviantArt Portal | Chans Portal | Main Page | SrsVPS |
| UTILITIES | RAILROADS | OTHER | BONUS |
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| Cloudflare | Quote of the Now | Collect 200 Dongs | Inbox |
| Seven Proxies | Picture of the Now | Just Spamming | Pop-up Ad |
| Video of the Now | Lurk | ||
| Article of the Now | Server Crash |
The Money
Event Cards
Chance and Community Chest have been replaced by Inbox and Popup Ad for a lack of better creativity.
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The Tokens
There are a wide variety of tokens to chose from, all of which are readily available in any EDiot's home.
- Random action figure
- Expired condom
- Pocket size Johnson & Johnson Baby Lotion
- Pokemon
- AIDS virus
- Day old pizza
- Dildo
- Shot glass
- Dildo
If you are Onideus you can also make your own tokens with legos and diaper rash cream.
Initiating a Trade
Most trades are initiated by firing an LOIC at the another player's cellphone. They will become aggravated at their inability to watch gay porn between turns and holding their penis ransom will often result in property acquisition. If that fails, this video will provide some advanced tips for trading with the more stubborn players.
See Also
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