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Decendingskulls: another true genius emerging from the collection of elite artistic talents on DeviantART. Decendingskulls brings something completely fucking unique to the table, something no half-sane person would (or would ever want to) even dream of: this typofied artist deals exclusively in Ms. Pacman porn.
Yes. That's right.
Ms. Pacman porn.
The "Art"
Dskulls is a prime example of why one should never masturbate and play video games at the same time. Sure, it might seem like a good, time-saving idea for a while, but one day you may find your peen hankering for the hard, supple shell of a yellow circle in whore makeup with a bow on its head. However, Dskulls takes his warped fascination one step further, turning the aforementioned yellow circle into some grotesque, amorphous blob person with hair. And oddly, no tits. He also calls her "Pepper" for reasons unknown to anyone but basement dwelling nerds.
Naturally, Dskull's crude Ms. Pacman drawings all focus around vore (and the occasional cunnilingus), seeing as the Pacman games revolve around eating fruit and... getting chased by ghosts who... want to eat you... we guess... even though Mr. and Ms. Pacman just sort of pop out of existence upon colliding with a ghost. Rather than continue to try and explain the inner workings of a sick fuck's mind, here's a quote that quite nicely sums up where Decendingskulls is coming from :
Considering how often he focuses on Ms. Pacman being vanquished, raped, and eaten by ghosts, he must be really bad at Pacman games. Dskulls also believes that getting 2 favorites and 3 comments on DeviantART means he's popular, and people are eager to see more of his brilliant art.
Yes. That's right, too.
Ms. Pacman pornagraphers.
The Yahoo! Group
As if unleashing his mindbending fetish on the unsuspecting internets wasn't enough, Dskulls has started a Yahoo! group, because apparently there are other people out there as crazy as he is. Initial research shows he has even made a friend, whose style of Ms. Pacman he is now ripping off. Luckily the images in the group are closed to non-members, thus saving the minds of many netizens with otherwise dangerously insistent curiosity. We may never know if the club is full of only Dskulls' and his friend's horrifying Ms. Pacman porn - the two of them wanking each other's e-penises for all eternity as the only two people who would even think to sexualize Ms. Pacman for any reason - or if this really is another in a growing group of people who will masturbate to fucking anything.
—Dskulls, In the welcoming message of the Ms. Pacman group |
—Dskulls, fully aware of everything that's wrong with what he does |
The Ripping
Aside from ripping off his imaginary friend's style of drawing Ms. Pacman (that sounds insane no matter which way you phrase it) and creating "photo manipulations" of official Ms. Pacman art, it seems that Dskulls' single, solitary piece of "art" that isn't of Ms. Pacman is a lie. His pic of Princess Peach sitting complacently by, crying her eyes out as a goomba waddles up between her spread legs and sort of bumps into her vagina, is a stolen, altered drawing by another DeviantART. This, of course, makes sense, as it's obvious that Decendingskulls can't fucking draw.
This other pervert's original drawing is here; Dskulls' rip is here. Dskulls says he had permission, but it is advised that the original TARTlet be informed of Dskulls' theft immediately as delicious cake drama may ensue.
Quotes
—Dskulls, Oh lawdy. |
—Dskulls, Really pushing that artistic envelope |
—Dskulls, On how he's far too easily encouraged |
—Dskulls, even slime fetishists think he's gross |
Gallery
And finally, for your viewing displeasure, the gallery. Warning: You may feel a powerful urge to tear out your eyes upon viewing these; if so, please make a video and upload it to Jewtube.
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"Late at night, in a dark maze, Pepper is tired of running. She finally finds eternal rest in Sue's hungry stomach, & Sue finds a midnight-snack!"
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"Stunned by a fateful nip on her belly, Pepper collapses & becomes a meal & plaything for sinister Sue"
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Add this to the list of things that should never be drawn with vaginas.
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"Her injuries too great, Ms Pac-Man collapses. Weakened & consumed with pain, she is unable to run any further. Feeling their evil presence closing in, but unable to do anything about it, she accepts her fate."
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Double what
External Links
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