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'''National Geographic Animal Jam''' (Or simply Animal Jam, as the majority of it's fan base knows it as due to their inability to process more than a few words at a time)is | {{crapstub}} | ||
[[File:AnimalJamGiraffes.jpg|thumb|right|[[ZOMG]] [[OMFG]] GIFRAFFES![[oneoneone|!1]]]] | |||
'''[http://animaljam.com National Geographic Animal Jam]''' (Or simply Animal Jam, as the majority of it's fan base knows it as due to their inability to process more than a few words at a time) is some [[bullshit]] garbage [[yiffing]] [[MMO]] launched in 2010 by Smart Bomb Interactive, in partnership with the National Geographic Society. The game, which has become overpopulated by [[Sonic]] loving [[furry]] neckbeards, already has millions of registered players, and is one of the [[Cancer|fastest-growing online fandoms worldwide]]. | |||
Animal Jam takes place in some back asswords world where dogs and shit fuck in the streets, autists can go to various locations such as grass place, tree spot, and forsaken sand nigger gulch. Each generic area features different activities such as fucking in the streets, sand masturbation, castration, and other general mutilation. Players are represented in the game with customizable [[Fursona|Fursonas]], and can accessorize by tying ribbons around theirs dicks or shoving giant rubber fists into their urethras. They also have giant shit fucking orgy holes (virtual houses) and can [[Slavery|enslave]] other dogs and shit in this fucked up weird universe. Players interact with fellow autists through text, trading/gifting, or any of the other cyber yiff interactions like gnawing wolfjobs, or IRL lobotomies and are rewarded with new sexual actions and genital accessories like the "hot '''dog''' bun". Players also earn the in-game currency, [[Israel|New Israeli Shekels]], by making new and inventive sex combos (Yiffies as they are know in game). Shekels enable players to overthrow the proletariat by purchasing additional saves (natives), cock rings, rape dungeons, and rape dungeon accessories. | |||
==[[Bullshit|Gameplay]]== | ==[[Bullshit|Gameplay]]== | ||
You wander around an island inhabited by fursonas finding things to do. Sometimes you can find little [[tldr|factoids]] [[shit nobody cares about|about some animal or plant or something like that]]. There are also places where you can [[yiff|hang out]] with [[dying alone|friends]]. These places include: | You wander around an island inhabited by fursonas finding things to do. Sometimes you can find little [[tldr|factoids]] [[shit nobody cares about|about some animal or plant or something like that]]. There are also places where you can [[yiff|hang out]] with [[dying alone|friends]]. These places include: | ||
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*[[Tldr|And much, much more.]] | *[[Tldr|And much, much more.]] | ||
==Videos== | |||
<center><big>'''Autism in its purest form'''</big></center><br> | |||
<center>{{fv|starvids|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;| | |||
<youtube>6htNi6w1DU8</youtube>|<youtube>CZpSyvaDiR8</youtube>|<youtube>DAGelynLBfc</youtube>|<youtube>YDs6-eiWapc</youtube>|<youtube>b9UqMqb--4E</youtube>}} | |||
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==Gallery== | |||
{{Collapsegallery|OMG E-PETS|cg2|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
File:Club-penguin.jpg|[[Doing it wrong]] | |||
File:AnimalJamSendMeGiftsPlox.png|[[Typical]] Animal Jam players | |||
File:AnimalJamToilet.png|Animal Jam Gameplay | |||
File:Animal jam by paradisecove-d5m6p4x.jpg|[[Faggotry|WHAT IS THIS FAGGOTRY!?]] | |||
File:AnimalJamRape.jpg|[[Rape|Well then]] | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
File:AnimalJam.jpg|[[Linkin Park|CRAAAWLING IIIN MY SKIIIN]] | |||
File:13yoldfat.jpg|Average Player | |||
</gallery>|border=#472400|color=green}} | |||
==See Also== | |||
*[[Club Penguin]] | |||
*[[Neopets]] | |||
*[[Furcadia]] | |||
*[[12 year old girls]] | |||
*[[13 year old boys]] | |||
{{Sites}} | |||
{{Cyberpets}} | |||
Revision as of 02:42, 26 August 2014
National Geographic Animal Jam (Or simply Animal Jam, as the majority of it's fan base knows it as due to their inability to process more than a few words at a time) is some bullshit garbage yiffing MMO launched in 2010 by Smart Bomb Interactive, in partnership with the National Geographic Society. The game, which has become overpopulated by Sonic loving furry neckbeards, already has millions of registered players, and is one of the fastest-growing online fandoms worldwide.
Animal Jam takes place in some back asswords world where dogs and shit fuck in the streets, autists can go to various locations such as grass place, tree spot, and forsaken sand nigger gulch. Each generic area features different activities such as fucking in the streets, sand masturbation, castration, and other general mutilation. Players are represented in the game with customizable Fursonas, and can accessorize by tying ribbons around theirs dicks or shoving giant rubber fists into their urethras. They also have giant shit fucking orgy holes (virtual houses) and can enslave other dogs and shit in this fucked up weird universe. Players interact with fellow autists through text, trading/gifting, or any of the other cyber yiff interactions like gnawing wolfjobs, or IRL lobotomies and are rewarded with new sexual actions and genital accessories like the "hot dog bun". Players also earn the in-game currency, New Israeli Shekels, by making new and inventive sex combos (Yiffies as they are know in game). Shekels enable players to overthrow the proletariat by purchasing additional saves (natives), cock rings, rape dungeons, and rape dungeon accessories.
Gameplay
You wander around an island inhabited by fursonas finding things to do. Sometimes you can find little factoids about some animal or plant or something like that. There are also places where you can hang out with friends. These places include:
- A bar where for some reason no alchohol is served, and you have to play an arcade game to get a drink
- A movie theatre that plays videos about animals. That's it. Just watch videos about animals.
- A cafe where you can make coffee and hot chocolate, which is ironic because chocolate kills some animals.
- A room where you sit on pillows and listen to calm music. It would be alot better if it had weed.
Videos
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Gallery
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Average Player
See Also
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Animal Jam is part of a series on Visit the Sites Portal for complete coverage. |
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