Animal Jam

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National Geographic Animal Jam (Or simply Animal Jam, as the majority of it's fan base knows it as due to their inability to process more than a few words at a time) is some bullshit garbage yiffing MMO launched in 2010 by Smart Bomb Interactive, in partnership with the National Geographic Society. The game, which has become overpopulated by Sonic loving furry neckbeards, already has millions of registered players, and is one of the fastest-growing online fandoms worldwide.

Animal Jam takes place in a world where scammers, druggies, pedos, furries and kids join together and makes a absolute fucking mess of shit that no one has enough shamwows to clean up. Here you can create your own sparkledog and walk around and talk to absolute strangers. You can give your sparkleshit some items to wear like old torn up blankets, fox skins, bow and arrows even though they cannot use them, butt plugs, etc. Your little shit also has a house that you can decorate, But you are limited to 3 items if you didn't spend your money on the fucking pixels. You can also use this house as a yiff dungeon because in this game you can have unprotected sex with your online girlfriend and she wont get pregnant. This game says it is for kids that love the outdoors. which is ironic because 90 percent of the fan base probably hasn't went outside ever since they discovered this game. This game is for the kids that found they couldn't fap to penguins anymore and decided to fap to wolves and other animals. There are many Animal Jam youtubers that people don't give a single fuck about, like GummyUnicorn, Julian2, AnimalJammer123, -insert more autistic 10-year olds here-.

Gameplay

You wander around an island inhabited by fursonas finding things to do. Sometimes you can find little factoids about some animal or plant or something like that. There are also places where you can hang out with friends. These places include:

• A bar where for some reason no alchohol is served, and you have to play an arcade game to get a drink

• A movie theatre that plays videos about animals. That's it. Just watch videos about animals.

• A cafe where you can make coffee and hot chocolate, which is ironic because chocolate kills some animals.

• A room where you sit on pillows and listen to calm music while a shit ton of 9-years-olds scream "ADOPT ME"

• A shop that always says "sale" outside but never has anything on sale.

• A forest where wolfaboo faggots say "KILLS -enter name here- NO MISS"

• A laboratory where you can make crystal meth.

How to get the lulz from Animal Jam Players

Because it has a very young fanbase, anyone on Animal Jam will get mad because you do not agree with their opinions, so that means a lot of lulz can be milked out of them.

• say that wolves suck. A large majority of animal jam players are 1st-class wolfaboos.

• say that it is just a game. The pre-pubescent pussies will figure out they had spend 2 whole years of their lives on pixels. They will get mad at the truth.

• ask why they are playing this shit. They will not have a reason because AJ doesn't have any purpose other than being 10-year-old fap material.

• say warrior cats suck. Many of the wolfaboos are pussy-roleplayers too.

• say that they cannot fuck animals becuase it is wrong. They will get mad because you crushed their hopes and dreams.

Videos

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Gallery

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See Also

• Club Penguin
• Neopets
• Furcadia
• 12 year old girls
• 13 year old boys

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