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[[Image:Daturatrip.jpg|thumb|right|200px|An artist's rendition of a Datura trip. Yours probably won't be this cool, however.]] | [[Image:Daturatrip.jpg|thumb|right|200px|An artist's rendition of a Datura trip. Yours probably won't be this cool, however.]] | ||
'''Datura''' (also known as Jimson Weed, Devil's Apple, Thorn Apple, Stinkweed, Devil's Weed, Malpitte, and Moonflower) is an anticholinergic deleriant [[drug]], similar to [[Benadryl]], except that it grows everywhere and gives you a bad trip 99% of the time. It is usually used by retarded back-country ranchers and dirt-poor white trash who can't afford better hallucinogens, as well as faggot [[hippy]] "naturalists". 9 times out of 10 you will end up eating way too many seeds, and run naked from the [[cops]] screaming about how ''YOU TOTALLY SAW GOD AND IT LIKE BLEW YOUR MIND MAN''! Or at least that's what people told you you did when you wake up 3 days later, naked in a [[mexico|Mexican]] prison. Also, for several days after eating the seeds, you will be rewarded with painfully dry mouth, extremely fucked-up vision, excessive sweating, nausea, and a raging headache. It's also very easy to overdose on, and plenty of people have died from it, but they're obviously pussies. [[ | '''Datura''' (also known as Jimson Weed, Devil's Apple, Thorn Apple, Stinkweed, Devil's Weed, Malpitte, and Moonflower) is an anticholinergic deleriant [[drug]], similar to [[Benadryl]], except that it grows everywhere and gives you a bad trip 99% of the time. It is usually used by retarded back-country ranchers and dirt-poor white trash who can't afford better hallucinogens, as well as faggot [[hippy]] "naturalists". Unlike most hallucinogens that may cause a psychotic episode, with datura the psychosis IS the point and will make make you [[batshit insane]] for a day or two. 9 times out of 10 you will end up eating way too many seeds, and run naked from the [[cops]] screaming about how ''YOU TOTALLY SAW GOD AND IT LIKE BLEW YOUR MIND MAN''! Or at least that's what people told you you did when you wake up 3 days later, naked in a [[mexico|Mexican]] prison. Also, for several days after eating the seeds, you will be rewarded with painfully dry mouth, extremely fucked-up vision, excessive sweating, nausea, and a raging headache. It's also very easy to overdose on, and plenty of people have died from it, but they're obviously pussies.[[pagans|Witches]] used to make ointment out of boiled fat and ground up seeds, and rubbed it in their skin,[[goatse|anuses]],and [[pussy|vaginas]] because they absorbs less of the deadly poison than eating them. If you want to do datura,but don't want to have a heart attack, this is the best method, because to this day datura is an active ingredient in motion sickness patches, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scopolamine srsly]. In high enough doses to trip off of, it's still more likely to kill you than most other drugs, [[meth|save]] [[heroin|for]] [[krokodil|a few]]. | ||
==Belladonna'' (Deadly nightshade)== | ==Belladonna'' (Deadly nightshade)== | ||
Belladonna is another anticholinergic drug related to Datura. Glory unto [[White]] [[Jesus]]! Turns out, [[Lie|any plant which will kill you in large doses gets you high in slightly-less-large doses]]. Who'd a thunk it? '''''Belladonna''''', also known as <u>deadly nightshade</u>, contains a potent anticholinergic deliriant which is imbued with the same wonderful [[magick]]s as Datura. If you can manage to get the right dosage, rather than [[dying]] a horrible death, you will be rewarded with a horrible trip full of spiders and deadly anal penetration from your favorite childhood toys. | Belladonna is another anticholinergic drug related to Datura. Glory unto [[White]] [[Jesus]]! Turns out, [[Lie|any plant which will kill you in large doses gets you high in slightly-less-large doses]]. Who'd a thunk it? '''''Belladonna''''', also known as <u>deadly nightshade</u>, contains a potent anticholinergic deliriant which is imbued with the same wonderful [[magick]]s as Datura. If you can manage to get the right dosage, rather than [[dying]] a horrible death, you will be rewarded with a horrible trip full of spiders and deadly anal penetration from your favorite childhood toys. | ||
Revision as of 16:26, 11 September 2014
Datura (also known as Jimson Weed, Devil's Apple, Thorn Apple, Stinkweed, Devil's Weed, Malpitte, and Moonflower) is an anticholinergic deleriant drug, similar to Benadryl, except that it grows everywhere and gives you a bad trip 99% of the time. It is usually used by retarded back-country ranchers and dirt-poor white trash who can't afford better hallucinogens, as well as faggot hippy "naturalists". Unlike most hallucinogens that may cause a psychotic episode, with datura the psychosis IS the point and will make make you batshit insane for a day or two. 9 times out of 10 you will end up eating way too many seeds, and run naked from the cops screaming about how YOU TOTALLY SAW GOD AND IT LIKE BLEW YOUR MIND MAN! Or at least that's what people told you you did when you wake up 3 days later, naked in a Mexican prison. Also, for several days after eating the seeds, you will be rewarded with painfully dry mouth, extremely fucked-up vision, excessive sweating, nausea, and a raging headache. It's also very easy to overdose on, and plenty of people have died from it, but they're obviously pussies.Witches used to make ointment out of boiled fat and ground up seeds, and rubbed it in their skin,anuses,and vaginas because they absorbs less of the deadly poison than eating them. If you want to do datura,but don't want to have a heart attack, this is the best method, because to this day datura is an active ingredient in motion sickness patches, srsly. In high enough doses to trip off of, it's still more likely to kill you than most other drugs, save for a few.
Belladonna (Deadly nightshade)
Belladonna is another anticholinergic drug related to Datura. Glory unto White Jesus! Turns out, any plant which will kill you in large doses gets you high in slightly-less-large doses. Who'd a thunk it? Belladonna, also known as deadly nightshade, contains a potent anticholinergic deliriant which is imbued with the same wonderful magicks as Datura. If you can manage to get the right dosage, rather than dying a horrible death, you will be rewarded with a horrible trip full of spiders and deadly anal penetration from your favorite childhood toys.
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