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Revision as of 20:17, 30 September 2014
Bob Moviebob Chipman is another uneducated self-styled journalist made famous only by virtue of the internet, as there is no way this fat blob would be able to go to a job interview. He initially started reviewing movies, before figuring out that he too would shit all over games, like many before him. So it didn't take long before he joined Screwattack. After being raped brutally by Screwattack, Fatman (that's a Freakazoid reference, Bob), he felt so buttsore he felt just like women who got drunk, realized they fucked an ugly looking guy and then instead of blaming their slutty selves became a SJW to deflect any negative criticism, and so did Bob, only in hopes that his nice guy attitude would land him any pussy. For spoilers for the effect of this, see image provided below.
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What about Bob?
—Sargon of Akkad telling the life story of Bob | ||
"Shows"
Eascapist to the Movies
Bob talks about movies.
The Big Picture
Bob gives his unwanted opinions about shit nobody cares about.
The Game Overthinker
Bob dresses up in costumes and talks to himself.
Threatening to Get a Teenager Arrested for Not Liking his Videos
After Leigh Alexander published an article about a kid who made trolling videos about on how to gank women in the shit game World of Warcraft Bob wasted no time pouncing on this, as he is a spineless fat fuck who dances to every whim of Leigh, as a drunk ugly bitch is the epitome of pussy he is able to get.
Hatred of gamers
Unknown to us whether it be the fact that Moviebob hates gamers or it is the simple fact that Bob doesn't want to share anything with anyone, hence his bloated size, Bob decided to retweet a tweet that made the bold statement of not to share your Coke Zero with a gamer. The only other option besides Bob despising his audience, because Ms. Leigh Alexander told him to, is that he heard that Coke Zero is slimming and the fat fuck doesn't want to risk getting slim, as that mean he would have to get a proper job.
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