The Turner Diaries

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The Turner Diaries is a shitty novel written by Andrew Macdonald (Powerword: William Luther Pierce). It follows the whimsical adventures of the protagonist, a violent hypocrite and Gary Stu named Earl Turner, who becomes the hero of the race war. Despite being absolutely full of typos, edgelordery, obvious moral double standards, and having an absolute slog of a plot progression, the book remains quite popular among neo-nazis and has gifted us with much lulz throughout the decades by inspired terrorists.

As the title suggests, it is written from the perspective of a man writing in his diary like a little girl. He lives in a totalitarian SJW dystopia where all police are replaced by niggers and everything fun like guns and hate speech are banned. Turner and some like-minded individuals form The Order (which later became an irl terrorist organization) to fight the system. Will Turner successfully kill all the nigger kikes? Will he get the epic trad wife? All this will be revealed soon, keep on reading, faggot.

Plot Synopsis

Turner is an average kid that no one understands. At least half of the book consists of utter filler. Turner and The Order commit an act of terrorism, whether it be a simple assassination, throwing grenades into news HQs, or blowing up entire federal buildings. This then inspires other radical groups to get revenge and/or plot their own terrorist attacks. The Order is simultaneously pleased and disgusted by the senseless violence of the radical left, even though The Order is essentially not only doing the same things as them, but also encouraging it, but they're special so they're the exception I guess. This goes on and on with hardly any plot depth for most of the book; essentially the reader is wasting their time with a plot that goes "we did this, then they did that".

The beginning of the book is quite funny, but will soon delve into purely ranting about other races. The government, now completely run by the jews and worked by unskilled, inefficient DEI hires who want to put whitey down, decide it's finally time to put a full ban on firearms. They send they're agents, who are literally CIA Niggers, to extensively rummage through everyone's homes to confiscate potential firearms, while jailing anyone who didn't turn them in upfront. Obviously a lot of people didn't turn their guns in, so millions of citizens were sent to prisons that had no hope of fitting that many people, leading to a complete embarrassment on the state's part as everybody was able to walk away without consequences from Bubba. This is the start of when people, such as Turner, start to join underground anti-government organizations.

Turner gets involved in some small-time crime like robbing a jewish-owned store and knocking a fat kike out by throwing a jar of kosher pickles at her face. After some time in The Order, it's time for Turner to move onto some big boy stunts. He gets his hands on a shit ton of fertilizer to craft into bombs, and uses it to demolish a federal building, killing hundreds. Although Turner admits what he did was probably wrong, he does rescue one woman from the wreckage, and because Turner is the author's self-insert, this automatically makes him chivalric and undoes any terrible things he did.

After some years of influencing the race war and marrying his trad wife, their base of operations comes under siege by the System (aka the government). Everyone manages to escape except for Turner, who was knocked unconscious and thrown in prison to have his butthole get nigger gangbanged. He gets interrogated a lot, but refuses to break his oath to The Order. He even gets a metal rod shoved up his anus by a prison guard and he pretends he doesn't like it. After a few months some raiders come by to zerg rush the prison and free their homiez. During his time in prison, The Order had grown tremendously and is now a full-on warlord state. After defeating the local police forces, minority terrorist groups, and collapsing the government, The Order only has the remnants of the United States military faction to deal.

During an operation, Turner's wife dies after getting into a gunfight with some niggers who found a gun on her while trying to grope her. This leads Turner to accept his final mission: to nuke the fucking Pentagon with a kamikaze strike. After this brave act of lulz, The Order assumes control of the US, and begins to troll the world with nuclear armageddon. They particularly get their nut off to the bombing of Tel-Aviv, thereafter swarms of muzzies cross the Israeli border to pick off the last of the jews. Several decades later, Earl Turner's faggy diary is used as a historical primary source of the Revolution.

Selected Quotes

“   After all, if you're trying to convince the public that the races are really equal, how can you admit that it's worse to be locked in a cell full of Black criminals than in a cell full of White ones?   „     —Turner, dropping some trvth nvkes     “   All that brave talk by patriots, "The government will never take my guns away," and then nothing but meek submission when it happened   „         “   He leaped onto Berman's back, seized him by the hair, and cut his throat from ear to ear in one, swift motion. The silence lasted about one second. Then a fat, grotesque- looking woman of about 60-probably Berman's wife -came charging out of the back room waving a meat cleaver and emitting an ear-piercing shriek. Henry let fly at her with a large jar of kosher pickles and scored a direct hit. She went down in a spray of pickles and broken glass.   „         “   But the White, a sorry-looking specimen with pimples and an imitation Afro, hesitated, turned, and said to me: "Maybe we ought to get that girl's name. Some of the things she said to us sounded definitely racist." "Don't vaste your time on her," I responded brusquely, dismissing his suspicion with a wave. "She is just a dumb shiksa, She talks that way to everybody. I get rid of her soon."   „     —Turner, disguised as a jew     “   Mortars are marvelous little weapons, especially for guerrilla warfare. They drop their deadly rounds silently and almost vertically onto their target. They can be fired from total cover, and persons in the target area cannot tell from which direction the projectiles are coming.   „     —Turner gives some High-Score advice     “   For the first time I understand the deepest meaning of what we are doing. I understand now why we cannot fail, no matter what we must do to win and no matter how many of us must perish in doing it. Everything that has been and everything that is yet to be depend on us. We are truly the instruments of God in the fulfillment of His Grand Design. These may seem like strange words to be coming from me, who has never been religious, but they are utterly sincere words.   „     —Turner being religiously confused     “   Knowing fully what was demanded in character and commitment of each man who stood before me, my chest swelled with pride. These were no soft-bellied, conservative businessmen assembled for some Masonic mumbodumbo; no loudmouthed, beery red- necks letting off a little ritualized steam about "the goddam niggers"; no pious, frightened churchgoers whining for the guidance or protection of an anthropomorphic deity. These were real men, White men, men who were now one with me in spirit and consciousness as well as in blood.   „     —Turner wants the world to know he is a PROFESSIONAL racist who doesn't have time for filthy casuals!     “   But the luxury is unbelievable: satin sheets; genuine fur bedspreads; gold-plated bathroom fixtures; 0 wall taps which dispense bourbon, scotch, and vodka in every room; huge, framed, pornographic photographs on the walls. The apartment belonged to one Jerry Siegelbaum, a business agent for the local Municipal Employees Union-and the star subject of the dirty photos on the walls. Looks like he preferred blonde, Gentile girls, although his partner in one picture is a Negress, and he's with a young boy in another. Some representative of the workers he was!   „         “   We also found gruesome evidence of one way in which the Blacks have solved their food shortage: cannibalism... The unfortunate Whites were dragged from their cars, taken into a nearby Black restaurant, butchered, cooked, and eaten.   „         “   A group of GI's milling around the entrance were obviously distressed about something. One of them came running out of the apartment building and began retching and vomiting on the sidewalk. Then another, with a grim expression on his face, led a young White girl out of the building. She was about 10 years old, naked, filthy, and in an obvious state of shock.   „     —Turner rescues a loli     “   No, talk of "innocents" has no meaning. We must look at our situation collectively, in a race-wide sense. We must understand that our race is like a cancer patient undergoing drastic surgery in order to save his life. There is no sense in asking whether the tissue being cut out now is "innocent" or not. That is no more reasonable than trying to distinguish the "good" Jews from the bad ones-or, as some of our thicker-skulled "good ol' boys" still insist on trying, separating the "good niggers" from the rest of their race.   „         “   All in all, it has been depressingly easy for the System to deceive and manipulate the American people-whether the relatively naive "conservatives" or the spoiled and pseudo-sophisticated "liberals." Even the libertarians, inherently hostile to all government, will be intimidated into going along when Big Brother announces that the new passport system is necessary to find and root out "racists"- namely, us.   „     Previous Quote | Next Quote

Naughty word count

The Turner Diaries, basically being the equivalent of an edgy long-form 4chan greentext, is renowned as being one of the most hateful and racist works of literature ever written. So that asks the question, how many times does Pierce drop the N-Bomb?

• Negro = 24
• Chicano = 19
• Mongrel = 10
• Nigger = 10
• Kike = 4
• Afro = 3 (albeit twice it's referring to the hairstyle)
• Goy = 3
• Negress = 3
• Oriental = 3
• Swarthy = 3
• Chink = 2 (albeit this word is never used in a racial context)
• Mestizo = 2
• Shiska = 2
• Cracker = 1
• Gypsies = 1
• Mulatto = 1
• Negroid = 1
• Octoroon = 1
• Quadroon = 1
• Queer = 1
• Faggot = 0

If there's one thing the average bookworm can take away from this list, it's that the lack of n-bombs is rather disappointing for what is supposedly the "most hateful book of all time". Nevertheless the wide variety of rare slurs in the book make it a great read for anybody trying to be a better, more educated racist.

Connections to Terrorism

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Some say The Turner Diaries is more of a guide than a story. And fortunately, this guide has bestowed upon us decades worth of lulz from extremists. Many a-number high-score getters have drawn inspiration from this book, including Brenton Tarrant, David Copeland, and Timothy McVeigh, whose method of blowing up a federal building with a truck-load of fertilizer bombs is strikingly lore-accurate.

See also

• 8chan
• Alt-Right
• Anarchist Cookbook
• Angry Goy
• Anne Frank
• Chud
• Ethnic Cleansing
• Order of Nine Angles
• Racism
• Terrorism
• TND
• White Replacement Theory

External links

• The Turner Diaries, from a jewish perspective
• I would put a link to the pdf here, but Archive.org is down :(

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