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[[File:BarbieKen.gif|thumb|Who needs a girlfriend?]] | |||
''' | '''Barbie''' is a 'fashion doll' produced by ''Mattel'', the world's largest toy company, designed to provide girls insight into the desires of hetrosexual adult males and encourage them not to grow up to become a big fat mess like their mother. The dolls can be picked up for as little as $14.99 from your local [[Toys|Toys Я Us]] however, like anything with a [[fandom]], there are people out there willing to part with obscene amounts of money, in some cases [http://most-expensive.net/barbie-doll tens of thousands of dollars] in order to secure a limited or 'vintage' edition. | ||
== America's Whore == | |||
If Barbie were a real person, her tits would be so big and her waist and legs so small that she'd have to walk around on all fours around the kitchen... but [[you]]'d probably be making her do that anyway. | |||
<center><big>'''[[zombaby|NOW WITH SUPER BABY ACTION!]]'''</big></center><br> | |||
<center><youtube>-MgHAeYuYEg</youtube></center> | |||
{{quote|[[whore|Respectable mother]].''}} | |||
==Gallery== | |||
{{cg|Barbie|MATTELMOTHERFUCKER|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Tramp_Stamp.jpg|Trailer Trash Tramp Stamp Barbie | |||
Image:Hitler2304_468x824.jpg|[[Hitler]] Barbie | |||
Image:Bulimic barbie.jpg|Barbie after college, puking to be skinny. | |||
Image:Extreme_insertions-barbie.jpg|Barbie [[Extreme Porn|spelunking]] | |||
Image:Nigga ken.jpg|Ken as a [[Negro]]. | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
<!>File:Barbie titsuck.jpg<!> | |||
Image:Barbie Dog Cumshot.PNG|You don't always need a perverted dollfag to make Barbie look like a slut. | |||
Image:Ken is a pedophile.jpg|Ken in his [[pedophilia|darker ages]]. | |||
Image:Barbieloungekitty.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Troll_Roast.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Boobie_Treats.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Make_Me_A_Sandwich.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Keeps_Falling_Down_Stairs.jpg|Bitch keeps falling on doorknobs! | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Really_Squirts.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Typical_Fan.jpg|Typical Barbie fan. | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Old.jpg|[[Old]] | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Murdered.jpg|Murdered | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Long_Term_Relationship_Barbie.jpg|Long Term Relationship Barbie | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Offering_Her_Head_A_Cupcake.jpg|Barbie offers her head a delicious treat. | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Prison_-_01.jpg|Prison Bitch Barbie | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Mugshot.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Prison_-_02.jpg|On the hot seat! | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Prison_-_03.jpg|Make peace with your Mattel maker. | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Suicide.jpg|Remember kids, it's<br>"down the road". | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Weapons_-_Child_Guns.jpg|Guns don't kill people, children <i>with</i> guns kill people! | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Weapons_-_Machine_Gun.gif | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Pop_Culture_-_Anoressica.jpg|[[Pro-Ana]] Barbie | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Pop_Culture_-_Atheist.jpg|[[Atheist]] Barbie | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Pop_Culture_-_Gangsta_Bitch.jpg|Gangsta Bitch Barbie | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Pop_Culture_-_Goth_Barbie.jpg|[[Goth]] Barbie | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Pop_Culture_-_Minimum_Wage_-_01.jpg|Minimum Wage Barbie | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Pop_Culture_-_Minimum_Wage_-_02.jpg|Sadly, this is an <i>actual</i> set! | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Pop_Culture_-_Teen_Pregnancy_-_01.jpg|Teen Pregnancy Barbie | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Pop_Culture_-_Teen_Pregnancy_-_02.jpg|Sadly, this is an <i>actual</i> set as well! ಠ_ಠ | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Pop_Culture_-_Transgender.jpg|[[Transgender]] Barbie | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Egg_Heads.jpg | |||
Image:Youduringthesummer.jpg|[[Polygamy]] made easy. | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Giving_Birth.jpg | |||
</gallery>}} | |||
<br> | |||
==Slutty Bitch Barbie== | |||
{{cg|She Swallows|fapfapfap|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Image:Barbie sperm.gif | |||
Image:Jizzedup.GIF|Rule 34'd! | |||
Image:Anal sex.jpg|All girls like it in the ass... | |||
Image:Odd positions.gif|Animooted G.I. Joe secks | |||
Image:Lesbian-porn2.jpg | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Dildo.jpg | |||
Image:Sorority barbie copy.jpg|Barbie during college [[rape|while she's sleeping]]. | |||
Image:Barbie1.jpg|BDSM Barbie | |||
Image:Stripper-barbie.jpg|Barbie's [[stripper|daily job]]. | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Slutty_Bitch_-_01.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Slutty_Bitch_-_02.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Slutty_Bitch_-_03.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Slutty_Bitch_-_Bondage_-_01.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Slutty_Bitch_-_Bondage_-_02.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Slutty_Bitch_-_Bondage_-_03.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Slutty_Bitch_-_Bondage_-_04.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Slutty_Bitch_-_Bondage_-_05.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Slutty_Bitch_-_Bondage_-_06.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Slutty_Bitch_-_Bondage_-_07.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Slutty_Bitch_-_Bondage_-_08.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Slutty_Bitch_-_Dungeon_Domination.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Slutty_Bitch_-_Form_A_Line.jpg | |||
Image:XXYoufuckingwishXx.jpg | |||
Image:OmNomNom.jpg | |||
</gallery>}} | |||
<br> | |||
==Serial Killer Barbie== | |||
{{cg|Psychotic Bitch Barbie|chopchopchop|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Image:Cannibal_Barbie.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Serial_Killer_-_01.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Serial_Killer_-_02.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Serial_Killer_-_03.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Serial_Killer_-_04.jpg | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Serial_Killer_-_05.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Serial_Killer_-_06.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Serial_Killer_-_07.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Serial_Killer_-_08.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Serial_Killer_-_09.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Serial_Killer_-_10.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Serial_Killer_-_11.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Serial_Killer_-_12.jpg | |||
</gallery>}} | |||
<br> | |||
==Barbie Pets== | |||
{{cg|Meow?|murrr|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Pets_-_01.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Pets_-_02.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Pets_-_03.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Pets_-_04.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Pets_-_05.jpg | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Pets_-_06.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Pets_-_07.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Pets_-_08.jpg | |||
</gallery>}} | |||
<br> | |||
==Barbie Cosplay== | |||
{{cg|Frilly Faggotry|manruffles|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Cosplay_-_01.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Cosplay_-_02.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Cosplay_-_03.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Cosplay_-_04.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Cosplay_-_05.jpg | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Cosplay_-_06.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Cosplay_-_07.jpg | |||
</gallery>}} | |||
<br> | |||
==Captions== | |||
{{cg|Texty Lulz|pleh|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Captions_-_Barbie-Q.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Captions_-_Cum_With_Ken.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Captions_-_Evicted.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Captions_-_Tokyo_Drift.gif | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Captions_-_Where.jpg | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Captions_-_Got_Som_Nice_Tits.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Captions_-_Not_Sure_If_-_Ellen_Degeneres.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Captions_-_Not_Sure_If_-_Lesbian.jpg | |||
</gallery>}} | |||
<br> | |||
==Morbidly Obese Barbie== | |||
{{cg|"Chubs"|fatfatfat|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Morbidly_Obese.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Fat_-_01.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Fat_-_02.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Fat_-_03.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Fat_-_04.jpg | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Fat_-_05.jpg|420BLAZEITFAGGOT | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Fat_-_06.jpg|CLOSE UP! | |||
</gallery>}} | |||
<br> | |||
==Adult Baby Barbie== | |||
{{cg|What's Next, Fursuit Barbie?|baboo|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Adult_Baby_Barbie_-_01.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Adult_Baby_Barbie_-_02.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Adult_Baby_Barbie_-_03.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Adult_Baby_Barbie_-_04.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Adult_Baby_Barbie_-_05.jpg | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Adult_Baby_Barbie_-_06.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Adult_Baby_Barbie_-_07.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Adult_Baby_Barbie_-_08.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Adult_Baby_Barbie_-_09.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Adult_Baby_Barbie_-_10.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Adult_Baby_Ken.jpg|Ken gets a turn too! | |||
</gallery>}} | |||
<br> | |||
==Poop 'n Scoop Barbie== | |||
{{cg|Bestiality Scat Fetish Ahoy!||center|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Poop_And_Scoop_Barbie_-_01.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Poop_And_Scoop_Barbie_-_02.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Poop_And_Scoop_Barbie_-_03.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Poop_And_Scoop_Barbie_-_04.jpg | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
</gallery>}} | |||
<br> | |||
==Substance Abuse Barbie== | |||
{{cg|Bitch Be Trippin|Balls|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Cocaine.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Crack_Whore.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Substance_Abuse_-_Hangover.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Substance_Abuse_-_Junkie.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Substance_Abuse_-_Crack_Pipe.jpg | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Image:Meth_-_Meth_Lab_Ken.jpg | |||
</gallery>}} | |||
<br> | |||
==Related Toys 'n Crafts== | |||
{{cg|Let's Play!|kaboom|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Toys_-_My_First_Cigarette_Kit.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Toys_-_Severed_Head.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Toys_-_Racist.jpg|[[Niggers]] aren't worth as much. | |||
Image:OreoBarbie.jpg|Nigger Barbie is an Oreo | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Toys_-_Foosball_Table_-_01.jpg|Custom built Barbie foosball table! | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Toys_-_Foosball_Table_-_02.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Toys_-_Foosball_Table_-_03.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Toys_-_Foosball_Table_-_04.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_Toys_-_Foosball_Table_-_05.jpg | |||
Image:Barbie_-_USB_Drive.gif | |||
</gallery>}} | |||
<br> | |||
==Related Articles== | |||
*[[:Image:Extreme_insertions-barbie.jpg|Barbie Dildo]] | |||
*[[Blonde]] | |||
*[[Game Dude]] | |||
*[[Lego]] | |||
*[[Realdoll]] | |||
*[[Dollfie]] | |||
*[[Bratz]] | |||
*[[Rozen Maiden]] | |||
*[[Plastic Crap]] | |||
*[[Pullip]] | |||
*[[Venusangelic]] | |||
*[[Klaus Barbie]] | |||
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Latest revision as of 13:18, 20 August 2024
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A MOVIE FOR THAT SHITTY DOLL WAS RELEASED AND GROSSED $155 MILLION!!!!!!! |
Barbie is a 'fashion doll' produced by Mattel, the world's largest toy company, designed to provide girls insight into the desires of hetrosexual adult males and encourage them not to grow up to become a big fat mess like their mother. The dolls can be picked up for as little as $14.99 from your local Toys Я Us however, like anything with a fandom, there are people out there willing to part with obscene amounts of money, in some cases tens of thousands of dollars in order to secure a limited or 'vintage' edition.
America's Whore
If Barbie were a real person, her tits would be so big and her waist and legs so small that she'd have to walk around on all fours around the kitchen... but you'd probably be making her do that anyway.
Gallery
Barbie About missing Pics
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Trailer Trash Tramp Stamp Barbie -
Hitler Barbie -
Barbie after college, puking to be skinny. -
Barbie spelunking -
Ken as a Negro.
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You don't always need a perverted dollfag to make Barbie look like a slut. -
Ken in his darker ages. -
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Bitch keeps falling on doorknobs! -
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Typical Barbie fan. -
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Murdered -
Long Term Relationship Barbie -
Barbie offers her head a delicious treat. -
Prison Bitch Barbie -
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On the hot seat! -
Make peace with your Mattel maker. -
Remember kids, it's
"down the road". -
Guns don't kill people, children with guns kill people! -
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Pro-Ana Barbie -
Atheist Barbie -
Gangsta Bitch Barbie -
Goth Barbie -
Minimum Wage Barbie -
Sadly, this is an actual set! -
Teen Pregnancy Barbie -
Sadly, this is an actual set as well! ಠ_ಠ -
Transgender Barbie -
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Polygamy made easy. -
Slutty Bitch Barbie
She Swallows About missing Pics
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Rule 34'd! -
All girls like it in the ass... -
Animooted G.I. Joe secks -
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Barbie during college while she's sleeping. -
BDSM Barbie -
Barbie's daily job. -
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Serial Killer Barbie
Barbie Pets
Barbie Cosplay
Captions
Morbidly Obese Barbie
Adult Baby Barbie
Poop 'n Scoop Barbie
Substance Abuse Barbie
Related Toys 'n Crafts
Let's Play! About missing Pics
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Niggers aren't worth as much. -
Nigger Barbie is an Oreo -
Custom built Barbie foosball table!
[Expand Gallery]
Related Articles
- Barbie Dildo
- Blonde
- Game Dude
- Lego
- Realdoll
- Dollfie
- Bratz
- Rozen Maiden
- Plastic Crap
- Pullip
- Venusangelic
- Klaus Barbie
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