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WHAT IS ISKETCH?

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ISKETCH.NET IS A MULTI-PLAYER ONLINE GAME SIMILAR TO PICTIONARY. PLAYERS TAKE TURNS DRAWING OR GUESSING WORDS. POINTS ARE AWARDED BASED ON WHO GUESSES THE CORRECT ANSWER FIRST. THERE ARE DIFFERENT TYPES OR ROOMS WITH DIFFERENT WORD LISTS TO PICK FROM AS WELL.
ISKETCH TROLLING?

RECENTLY THERE HAS BEEN A MAJOR INCREASE IN THE AMOUNT OF TROLLS VISITING THE ISKETCH CHAT-ONLY ROOMS. THE MOVEMENT WAS STARTED BY A SMALL GROUP OF PEOPLE CALLING THEMSELVES "CAPSLOCK DEATH NOTE". THE GROUP INCLUDES: "SPAZZU" THE BAD COP, "SLOW_MATSU" THE SLOW BUT GOOD-COP, "GOGGLEGAMER" WHO SMOKES 10 PACKS A DAY, AND "TEACHER" WHO GIVES OUT EPIC SWIMMING LESSONS.

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"i r using no caps."

"SLOW_MATSU IS THE PAPA, ALWAYS.

"WATARI ADMITS PEDOBEAR IS HIS HERO."

"MORE DAMNING EVIDENCE AGAINST MR. WHAMMY."

"Can you believe no one got this?"

#1. "CAPS OR KICK"
IS ONE OF THE FEW RULES THIS ROUGE GROUP UPHOLDS; FAILURE TO DO SO RESULTS IN BEING KICKED, OR "SAKUJO'D" AS THE GROUP SCREAMS. THERE ARE A FEW LESS SRZBIZNESS ONES AS WELL THOUGH:

#2. "THEY ALWAYS COME BACK"
REFERS TO THE FACT THAT 100% OF THOSE WHO VISIT THIS "CAPSLOCK DEATH NOTE" ROOM ALWAYS COME BACK AT A LATER TIME, MOST LIKELY DUE TO 'CAPSLOCK WITHDRAWL'.

#3. "THERE IS NO NUMBER 3, FOOOOLLS."
... NO EXPLANATION WAS GIVEN.

#4. "LULZ OR KICK."
...LULZ OR KICK, APPARENTLY.

#5. "MATT ALWAYS LOVES SPAZZU."
OTP?

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WHAT ARE PEOPLE SAYING ABOUT THIS?

• "Hi Faggets. <3"-Suzu
  
  

• "I SAW SHREK IN THE GAY/BI ROOM."-SPAZZU
  
  

• "I already kno dumbledor is gay! Stop saying that Matsu!!-HARRY
  
  

• "CAPSLOCK IS THE LANGUAGE OF OUR KAMI. 8DDDD"-MATSU
  
  

• "shutup" "loserssss"-ZAC
  
  

• "...I THINK THAT SUZU IS A LOLFAG"- GOGGLEGAMER
  
  
  

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Maddie slut sighting on iSketch

"Even Maddie gets whored"

Yes it's true, many people have recently taken note of Maddies use of the iSketch gay room for fag bashing and lulz.



She even had a MySpace page devoted to her. [1] [2] Second one deleted by faggots first one now back up and running.

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A FEW PROMINENT FIGURES NOTED IN THE CAPSLOCK ROOM:

• ANNA!:

ANNA! APPEARS TO BE WHAT IS COMMONLY KNOWN AS A ROOM JUMPER, SIGNING ONTO ONE, QUICKLY SAYING 'HI' AND THEN LEAVING. BUT AS OF LATE, ANNA! HAS GROWN QUITE FOND OF THE TROLL-ROOMS, STAYING FOR 30 SECONDS OR MORE. SLOW AND SPAZZU ARE NOW KEEPING TABS.

• FORREST:

ALSO KNOWN AS MIKAMI. SPAZZU'S ONE TRUE LOVE, Y'KNOW. SADLY FORREST DELIVERED SOME SHOCKING NEWS IN A PM THIS WEEK,
HE BROKE-UP WITH SPAZZU IN FAVOR OF SOME Skank WHOSE IDENTITY IS UNKNOWN AS OF YET...

• ZAC_K:

'WOMEN ARE WEEKR AND DUMBR THAN MEN' AS HE SAYS. HE'S THE BLACK SHEEP OF THE FAMILY.

• THATSWIMMER:

SHE GIVES OUT VERY GOOD SWIMMING LESSONS.

• YU:

YUUUUU!!!! WHY ARE YOU LEADING ME INTO THIS MANSION?

• WATARI:

IT APPEARS WATARI HAS BECOME ABUSIVE IN HIS OLD AGE, PUSHING PREGNANT BOYS DOWN THE STAIRS AND SWEARING LIKE A SAILOR. BUT ITS OK. HE'S DELERIOUS...

• KAMI:

KNOWN FOR RAPING INNOCENT SPAZZUS. HE IS ALSO THE LONG LOST SON OF SPAZZU AND MATSUDA. MAKES SENSE, AMIRITE?

• SHADOW: WHAT APPEARS TO BE A LOYAL ASSASIN MINION OF SPAZZU. HOW SHE COLLECTS THESE, I DUNNO.

• FAST_MATSU: WHEN DID HE GET SO FAST?

• BB: AKA, BEYOND BIRTHDAY, L'S EVIL...EVIL...THING. BUT NOT L. IS MARRIED TO DIVORCED FROM MATSU RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE THERE ARE SUSPICIONS OF HIM CHEATING ON MATSU WITH PAPA YAGAMI. DOES NOT SEEM VERY TRUSTWORTHY.

• PACO: THE CHILD OF NEAR AND MATSU, AND VERY UNWANTED BY MANY, MANY PEOPLE. NEAR HATES PACO, BUT PACO LOVES MATSU. HE IS A VERY NICE KID, BUT A BIT...PACO-ISH.

• NEAR: AN ABUSIVE FATHER AND SPOUSE. THAT IS ALL.

• PENGUIN: PENGUIN IS ALWAYS KICKED. ALWAYS.

• RIVER: NEAR'S OTHER PERSONALITY. ALTHOUGH ONCE A SASSY MEMBER OF CAPSLOCK DEATHNOTE,
  SADLY HE TOOK TO DRUGS AND IS NOW V&NND FOR THE MOST PART

• BBOYW: AN EARLY MEMBER OF THE GANG. HE WENT MISSING FOR OVER A MONTH BUT SOON RETURNED ACCORDING TO RULE #2.

• HARRY_POTTER: AWESOME, NOTHING MORE TO ADD.

• SUZUMIYA (OR SUBSTANCE): HE IS MOSTLY KNOWN FOR CALLING EVERYONE FAGGOTS, CONSTANTLY WANTING TO SEX GOGGLEGAMER, AND HAVING THE FIRST "SEXY LOWERCASE-PASS" IN EXISTENCE.

• Z.: A NEW MEMBER OF THE CAPSLOCK CREW. HE FIT RIGHT IN FROM THE START, SOME SAY HE IS 100% TROLL. HE IS FULL OF HATE AND REPEATS "SHUTUP" MANY TIMES. SOME HAVE THEORIZED THAT HE IS A FUTURE VERSION OF ZAC_K

• SHUKIP: IN SHORT SHU IS A SLOW_MATSU CLONE, OFTEN SAYING "NO U" AS A COMEBACK TO ANY INSULT ABOUT HIS MOMMA. BUT SLOW_MATSU LOVED HIS SNAPPY RETORTS AND QUICK WIT. THEY MARRIED SOON AFTER MEETING.

• LaBitch.: JUST A BITCHING FAG WHO LEAVES WHEN HE DOESN'T KNOW THE WORD.

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NOT MUCH ELSE IS KNOWN ABOUT THIS INFECTIOUS CULT. EXCEPT 'SAKUJO' APPEARS TO MEAN 'DELETE' STUDIES FIND. IF APPROACHED BY A MEMBER OF THIS CAPSLOCK GANG, THE SAFEST COURSE OF ACTION IS TO #1. CAPSLOCK IT BETCH. OR #2. BE MOAR CREATIVE WITH YOUR FLAMES. AT LEAST TRY TO MAKE US LOL

Also Beware of the dyke mods as they hate the very site of a penis and will do a jew move and ban you for simply trying to show your fondness of the male genitalia

Note:The only way that seems to work is unplugging your modem so try it then go back for moar and keep the lulz coming

SEE ALSO:

• Capslock
• Death Note
• Sakujo
• Lulz
• Madeleine Mccann

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