Surferbrg

Surferbrg (Bernie Garcia) is a self-proclaimed furfag. Like most furfags, he is a whiny, butthurt little fucktard who deletes comments on his videos full of faggotry and blocks the relentless trolls who ravage his Tubes. Somehow Surferbrg was a fursuiter before he became an actual furfag.

Quotes

	“	What are your goals: Be A fursuiter	„
	—Bernie, telling the Internet his future plans

	“	Any Negative comments will be blocked and the user will be spammed	„
	—Bernie, apparently blind to his ironic lulz

	“	I am so funny	„
	—Bernie, being a smug asshole

Surferbrg on YouTube

Drugs are bad, m'kay

Nowadays even furfags create shitty reaction videos

"Becoming" Sonic

"Becoming" a panda

"Becoming" a dino

~~caipirinia caipirinia ahah~~

Oh, look, inflation.

Bernie comes out of the closet (Part 1)

Bernie comes out of the closet (Part 2)

Dey see me rollin', dey hatin'

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Surferbrg's quest for a fursona

Part of the true meat to this lulzcow is the complete mental retardation of his cerebral cortex, disabling his use of proper logic. He guides his life by a series of internet quizzes - four of them, to be exact - due to his inability to think for himself. However he took not one, not two, nor three, but four ONLINE tests, to indicate he was indeed... a furry. Apparently, owning a Sonic The Hedgehog fursuit does not clearly indicate you are a furfag. As further testimony to his amazing stupidity, here are his "test" results:

• 35% wolf
• 35% fox
• 30% raccoon
• 35% cat
• 10% skunk
• 45% misc. characters (Not Sonic)

Waaaaait a minute... grab your calculators, kids! Does 35 + 35 + 30 + 35 + 10 + 45 = 100%? His results have a slight discrepancy. Have no fear, us here at ED have taken over 9000 individual tests in order to clear up any confusion. After consulting a top panel of analysts, we have come to the conclusion that Surferbrg is comprised of:

• 100% Faggotry

External Links

• Template:Youtube2
• Bernie's MySpace page (WARNING: Extremely gay background)
• Bernie's Facebook page
• Bernie's Stickam profile
• Bernie's UStream profile
• Bernie's shitty Freewebs site
• Skype: sonichd
• MSN: [email protected]

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