Flag Burners

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In Russia, Flag burns YOU

Flag burners are honorable citizens, driven by righteous indignation, to burn the flag of their country in the hopes of bringing attention to their urgent causes.

In a fully enlightened society, these patriots would be honored:

Boy Scouts

Dissenting Muslims

African-American Protesters

Honored Veterans

Assorted Patriots and Protesters

Anthony Davis Carter

Anthony Davis Carter: Black man soon to become black and blue, thanks to white cops.

Black man loots flags from white veterans' graves. Bleeds red after white cops turn him black and blue. On Veterans Day, lol.

Ela Thier

"GIVE ME MY ABORTION!" shrieked Ela Thier, before torching the flag

Any surprise this bitch majored in drama at New York University?

	“	With match in hand, Ela Thier set a flag soaked in lighter fluid aflame. "I'm doing this because I want to show how angry I am, I believe that the Supreme Court has violated my basic human rights."	„
	— Psychobitch burns flag, moons for cameras

Hyder Akbar, Nikolaos Angelopoulos and Farhad Anklesaria

Hyder "Alluhu" Akbar got drunk at Yale and burned a flag. The camel-fucker was too Jewcheap to buy a flag, so he stole one.

So three Yalies walk out of a bar...

	“	The three were arrested early Tuesday after officers on patrol spotted the burning flag and tore it from the pole where it was mounted to the house on Chapel Street, police said.	„
	—Yalies steal flag, burn it

Hyder "Allahu" Akbar later co-authored with Susan Burton a book about his experiences in Afghanistan, called Come Back to Afghanistan. After his flag-burning stunt, perhaps the book should be re-issued as LOL, Going Back to Afghanistan!

	“	Mr Akbar is believed to be a friend of Rahmatullah Hashemi, a former Taliban spokesman who became known as “the Yale Taliban” after he enrolled at the university.	„
	—Shocking detail!

See Also

• Drama
• Lindsey Stone
• Politics

External Links

• Drunk fuck Jeffrey Schorfheide tries, fails, tries again to burn flag outside pub
• Anthony Davis Carter steals flag from veteran cemetary, gets caught on Veterans Day
• "I want to kill babies in my womb!" explained Ela Thier
• Drama major burns flag, yawn...
• Lawyer: Hyder Akbar burned flag 'for the lulz'
• Flag-Burning Yalie Hyder Akbar Burned a Flag, Doesn’t Want You to Know About It LOL, IvyGate

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