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Nano Shinonome has a fantastic ass! There are so many things I would like to do to it. |Nicholas Fedorov}}


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Revision as of 06:18, 3 April 2015

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It's so adorable how innocent little Mio thinks I would never cause her any harm. I wouldn't though. I'm a good person. I'm not saying I'm not capable of it. I love Mio.
 


 
 

—Nicholas Fedorov

Note the hover-fucking-hand.
I didn't know waifu polygamy was a thing.


Lord Foxworth/WindowsMillenium2000/Nicholas Foxworth (powerword: Nicholas Fedorov, his second alias is WindowsMillenium2000) is an anime obsessed old hardware hoarder, animator, and musician who worships Windows Millennium Edition and old-as-mamonth's-shit computers, and is a huge sick fuck obsessed with Nichijou characters, particularly with Mio Naganohara later with Yuuko Aioi, and now with both Yuuko Aioi and Nano Shinonome. He shows his obsession for his favorite anime through photoshops, deranged animations and writings about the characters and what he wants to do with them.

Driven by sick lust for an underage animu lolis, our fellow autistic Foxworth sucked some nichijoufag's dick in order to get a board /chuckecheese/ on 8ch.net, where he spreads his hideous faggotry about his waifu. The board is crammed with shitposters that spam paint-drawn pics with Mio and Yuuko to satisfy his spanless fap fantasies.

DeviantART

"Don't make anything stupid, or I'll rip it out"

Foxworth's awful "art" (archive) can be found on his DA page. He apparently has perfect Photoshop skills that strongly resemble those of JustinRPG, his long lost father. Foxworth shows his love by photoshopping himself with his fictional girlfriends that he can't seem to realize aren't real.

Quotes

Well, he doesn't know what the fuck the "razor" is
Mio is creeped out by his antics
WindowsMillenium2000 cheating on Mio with some android slut
"GET OUT OF THE SCREEN YOU BITCH!!!"
Foxworth brings Yuuko to his ancient computer hardware hoarding room which probably doubles as an anime sex dungeon.
The happy couple shows their unshaved legs
Read the text on the screen...
Mio's trapped within the old computer
   
 
I sit and dream about how it would be to enter the 2D world and pin my innocent little Yuuko down, and watching her pant and breathe heavily as I stroke her tight little pussy and squeeze her perfect teen breasts for hours. I wanna see her orgasm. I wanna watch her make her cute little noises. I want to watch her pussy drip.
 

 
 

—Lord Fucksforth himself

   
 
ï love her so much, ï have no way to descrïbe ït. Mïo ïs my love, ïdol, and ïnspïratïon. Nano's also one of my waïfus, but ï honestly love Mïo more. ï'd do anythïng to meet her. ï lïterally sït and lïsten to the nïchïjou openïng theme on repeat for hours thïnkïng about the good tïmes we'd have. ï love Mïo. She's so beautïful, nïce, and sweet. So ïnnocent. What am ï goïng to do? ;___;

Mïo, ï just want you to know that ï love you. ï'd make you so happy. ï'd take great care of you.
 


 
 

 
 

Alright. I don't know how I can express my love for Mio other than writing about her and making photos that include her, so here I go once again. Mio, you are truly the most incredible thing that has ever happened to me. I feel like you're a gift. I know I say it often, but at this point my life literally revolves around you.

You're all I think about and you're everything I will continue to think about for the rest of my life and beyond. Even I'd say my obsession with you is slightly unhealthy but in the best way possible. You're perfect. My heart fills with joy as I see your beautiful face, knowing that I love you and you're safe with me. I love every aspect about you. Your looks, your personality, your humor.

There's literally nothing more pleasing than to put on my playlist of the entire Nichijou soundtrack and to lay in my bed in tears thinking of you. It's literally how I spend all of my days as a NEET. From the moment I wake up to the moment I fall asleep, it's about you. Before I go to sleep, I remind myself of the wonderful times we could have. When I wake up, I imagine you next to me still asleep in my arms. There's nothing more I want than to feel your wonderful, beautiful warm body in my arms under the covers as I hug you tightly. My romantic feelings for you exceed anything I've ever felt in my life before. You overload my emotions with the pure, clean feeling of love. Every cell in my body explodes with joy whenever I see you.

I just would like you to understand my love for you. I don't know if there's a way to REALLY let you know, Mio. I believe you are real. You have affected me on a psychological level, and it's getting to the point where I can't go a minute without thinking about you. I can't even animate hardly anymore without thinking about you. I can't accomplish any goals in life without dedicating them to you. You're an inspiration, Mio. Everything I do that I'm proud of I do for you.

I just hope you understand that I love you and I always will, and my love for you is eternal.
 


 

The Death of Foxworth

After reading this article, Foxworth deleted his DeviantArt account and all threads from /chuckecheese/, destroying over five months of his autism. The account was later reactivated and devoted to his "new waifu", Yuuko as was the same for /chuckecheese/.



Mio fights with Yuuko for the right to be with Foxworth
   
 

Nano Shinonome has a fantastic ass! There are so many things I would like to do to it.
 


 
 

—Nicholas Fedorov

YouTube

Foxworth owns a YouTube channel filled with extremely bizarre and disturbing animations with surprisingly well produced music possibly related to his extreme autism, mainly in 3D with the exception of several 2D animated videos. The videos resemble extremely deranged, obscure, and creepy early 1990's educational programming and are disturbing enough to keep anybody awake for a week straight. They are usually based around his own characters, sometimes featuring kawaii (at least, he thinks so) animu girls. As far as the characters themselves go, the most honorable mention would be Mr. Computer, an extremely disturbing anthropomorphic CRT computer monitor with bulging eyes and bright red lips is Foxworth's mascot and representation. Mr. Computer's first appearance was in a video titled "Do you want to buy a new computer" and is now a main character in Foxworth's running series Franklin and Beyond. Either way, Mr. Computer is pure nightmare fuel. Foxworth shows his artisticrepresentation and love for his creation through drawings and animations featuring the nightmarish CRT monitor-headed creature.


Next up in line is Franklin. Franklin is the autism incarnate. Franklin is the main character in Foxworth's running series Franklin and Beyond and is a stupid, depressed kid with an extreme case of autism. Despite being the main character of his own fucking show, he hardly says anything and has Mr. Computer do all the talking basically making him useless other than to be used as a title character.

These are the only two characters worth mentioning as the rest only made an appearance in one video, probably never to return again.

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Reboot

After clearing /chuckecheese/ and deleting his deviantart and all things relating to his autism, Foxworth restored his WindowsMillenium2000 account because he simply could not resist expressing his love for fictional girls to the entire world. He has simply replaced Mio with Yuuko in his avatars, shoops and tldr shitposts, and has completely replaced many of his waifu photoshops with newer ones that include his "real" waifu Yuuko, trying hard to be cringeworthy as fuck. He fails though, because nobody cares what cheap hentai slut he's fapping to.

   
 
I am desperate for Yuuko roleplay with anyone. WARNING: THIS COULD BE SEXUALLY EXPLICIT! My skype is lordfoxworth

I want to talk with anyone
 


 
 

My TRUE and HONEST Sweetheart IS YUUKO; I Trolled Everyone HAHAHA About missing Pics
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Nicholas a-logging Chris-chan

Man, this is irrelevant since late 2008

Being an attention whore he is, Foxworth claims to be a Sonijew fan:

   
 
I drew this picture of the infamous straw picture originally made by Christian Weston Chandler. I'm a fan of the whole Sonichu thing and I've been keeping up with it, and personally I think Chris is a pretty cool guy. The straw exaggeration is something that will never fail to make me laugh though which is why I drew my own.
 

 
 

See also

External links

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8chan threads

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