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Lord Foxworth (powerword: Nicholas Fedorov; his other known aliases are WindowsMillenium2000, Nicholas Foxworth, etc) is an anime obsessed old hardware hoarder, animator, and musician who worships Windows Millennium Edition and old-as-mamonth's-shit computers, and is a huge sick fuck obsessed with Shittijou characters, particularly with Mio Naganohara (initially), Yuuko Aioi, and later with both Yuuko Aioi and Nano Shinonome, particularly with Nano's ass. It's only a matter of time before he goes after the 8 year old professor on the show.
Nicholas shows his obsession for his favorite anime through photoshops, deranged animations and writings about the characters and what he wants to do with them. As of April 2015 Nicholas tends to show an obsession with the anus of Nano Shinonome, which you can read about further within this article.
After realizing how autistic the things he has been doing are, Foxworth tried to cover up his autism by attempting to convince people that he took his actual feelings and interests and blew them out of proportion, attempting to hide his sick lust for anime loli. Being the autist he is, he still could not help himself and is continuing to create cringe-worthy photoshops with him and his anime-waifus. He spends his spare time masturbating to Nichijou and letting the entire internet know about how obsessed he is with the characters.
His "art"
Pedorov shows a mix of sexual and emotional interest for the characters in Nichijou whether it's by editing in the characters with hoverhand photos of himself, creating horrific crudely-animated 3D shorts about his love for the characters, going on long tl;dr rants about his fantasies, or spamming his love all over his DeviantArt, YouTube, and 8ch board.
His fantasies include forcing Mio to be in 1990's styled infomercials, anal sex with Nano Shinonome, and teaching Yuuko to use Windows Millennium Edition. He has a strange lust for 1990's internet culture and infuses this with his Nichijou-driven autism by using ancient photo editing programs to make his pictures and including at least 30 ancient computers that he owns within the pictures.
DeviantART
Foxworth's awful "art" (archive) can be found on his DA page. He apparently has perfect Photoshop skills that strongly resemble those of JustinRPG, his long lost father, and shows his love by photoshopping himself with his fictional girlfriends that he can't seem to realize aren't real.
/chuckecheese/
Driven by sick lust for an underage animu lolis, he sucked some nichijoufag's dick in order to get a board /chuckecheese/ on 8ch.net, where he spreads his hideous faggotry about his current waifu, whoever she is. The board is crammed with shitposters that spam paint-drawn pics with Mio and Yuuko to satisfy his spanless fap fantasies.
YouTube
Foxworth owns a YouTube channel filled with extremely bizarre and disturbing animations with surprisingly well produced music possibly related to his extreme autism, mainly in 3D with the exception of several 2D animated videos. The videos resemble extremely deranged, obscure, and creepy early 1990's educational programming and are disturbing enough to keep anybody awake for a week straight. They are usually based around his own characters, sometimes featuring kawaii (at least, he thinks so) animu girls. As far as the characters themselves go, the most honorable mention would be Mr. Computer, an extremely disturbing anthropomorphic CRT computer monitor with bulging eyes and bright red lips is Foxworth's mascot and representation. Mr. Computer's first appearance was in a video titled "Do you want to buy a new computer" and is now a main character in Foxworth's running series Franklin and Beyond. Either way, Mr. Computer is pure nightmare fuel. Foxworth shows his artistic representation and love for his creation through drawings and animations featuring the nightmarish CRT monitor-headed creature.
Next up in line is Franklin. Franklin is the autism incarnate. Franklin is the main character in Foxworth's running series Franklin and Beyond and is a stupid, depressed kid with an extreme case of autism. Despite being the main character of his own fucking show, he hardly says anything and has Mr. Computer do all the talking basically making him useless other than to be used as a title character.
These are the only two characters worth mentioning as the rest only made an appearance in one video, probably never to return again.
<video type="youtube" id="rByc2iMz84U" width="300" height="225" desc="The pilot of his running series with next generation 3D graphics" frame="true" position="center"/> | <video type="youtube" id="_zNYjV9apjU" width="300" height="225" desc="Notice the ahegao face at the end." frame="true" position="center"/> |
Mio era
Foxworth's first waifu was Mio Naganohara. Here are a few of the pictures he has created in dedication to her. Foxworth later gave up Mio for Yuuko and Nano.
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WindowsMillenium2000 shows off his artistic talent in 3D modeling
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"Kill me please"
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Surprise buttsecks
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Mio is creeped out by his antics
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WindowsMillenium2000 cheating on Mio with some android slut
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"GET OUT OF THE SCREEN YOU BITCH!!!"
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The happy couple shows their unshaved legs
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Read the text on the screen...
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Mio's trapped within the old computer
—Nicholas Fedorov |
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More examples of the Mio-sickfuckery can be viewed here:
- 8chan threads: snapshot 1, snapshot 2
- DeviantART: journal, gallery
Discovery by 4Chan
After Foxworth posted his horrifying pictures to DeviantArt, anons from 4chan's /b/ board quickly caught on. On January 21st, 2015 4chan's administrator Christopher "Moot" Poole declared that he was retiring from 4chan for good. 4Chan needed a new administrator, so what did they do? The anons came across the brilliant idea to attempt to throw Foxworth into office. For about a week, the anons would shitpost edited pictures of Foxworth's own photoshops that included Mio at the time. The anons mindlessly shitposted their edited Foxworth photos claiming to give 4chan a green on green color scheme.
To this day, most cringe threads include at least 10 pictures from Foxworth's deviantart and have caught on as a cringe meme. The pictures have also spread to reddit's /r/cringeanarchy, /r/justneckbeardthings, /r/weeabootales, and many other subreddits. The photos often cause massive shitstorms over whether or not the pictures are from today, from the early 2000's, or are old and have been edited to look like cringe photos. These are all assumptions based on people who aren't aware of just who Foxworth is and how he intentionally makes his photos look like they were taken in the early 2000s.
The Death of Foxworth
Last Thursday, after reading this very article, Cocksworth got butthurt and went on a long rant (archive) about how he took his actual interests and feelings and blew them out of proportion to simulate cringe. If you read the announcement, he goes into full detail about how he actually does have delusional relationships with fictional characters that he can't realize aren't real and calls himself a self admitted weeaboo. He claims to be a totally sane weeaboo geek, who exaggerated his interests and feelings to get some laughs with friends (which is clearly untrue, because Foxworth has no friends). He also said that Mio, the loli he was badly desperate for, was too gay for him, and he replaced her with Yuuko.
This announcement was removed two days prior to its release.
Later Foxworth deleted his DeviantArt account and all threads from /chuckecheese/, destroying over two months of his autism. The account was later reactivated and devoted to his "new waifu", Yuuko as was the same for /chuckecheese/.
He also appeared in a Kiwifar.ms thread dedicated to him and once again attempted to hide his unhealthy anime addiction. He fails though, because despite making these announcements he still can't seem to keep himself away from making terrible photoshops and continuing to express his unhealthy love for his anime babes.
Hi. I really enjoyed reading this thread as it had me create an account here so I could reply. Before you make any further assumptions, I'd suggest reading my newest DA Journal Entry:
http://windowsmillenium2000.deviantart.com/journal/THE-NEXT-CHAPTER-aka-Satire-or-Reality-515972906
So, now you know the mystery behind this account. Also, I'd really appreciate it if OP could edit out my name from the post as that is my legitimate full name. Thanks a lot.
Linking my name might not have been the best idea, but again. This was to simulate authenticity as a lot of other aspects of the profile included my real life. The compressed images are not only compressed to simulate 90's graphics, but because the compression makes the image a little more interesting. That's why I overdid the compression instead of just making it a normal compressed JPEG. Just don't get the idea that the entire thing is satire as I have said before.
Everything you saw in that profile was 100% real. The thing that made it satire is that I took my real life style and interests and blew them up to the largest, most autistic proportion possible. Animation wise, they are intended to be low poly with eerie shadows and simple models. This is to simulate early computer graphics of the 80s and 90s. I wouldn't want it any other way because this animation style is what appeals to me which is why I try to recreate it.
Go ahead and pay attention to the YouTube all you want as it will be updated frequently for probably the next decade. The deviantart is dead though and never will be revived again simply because I am bored of shitposting these images and creating more to emulate actual obsession. I can't stress it though though, I don't want to confuse people into thinking I am not an anime/90's fan. I've spent a long time trying to nail down the surreal late 90's vibe even though I agree I've overdone the compression a bit along with other things. Just keep in mind that about half of what was posted about Mio applies to Yuuko. Just not in nearly as an autistic way. I am a self admitted weeb who's proud of his waifu.
Thanks
Later he deleted these posts. Even after coming out as a "troll", everybody knows that his sick obsession with the Nichijou anime is genuine and he really does masturbate to Nichijou daily.
Reboot
After proclaiming his master troll plan of seting up Mio as his waifu when it was actually Yuuko, Foxworth restored his WindowsMillenium2000 account. He has simply replaced Mio with Yuuko in his avatars, shoops and tldr shitposts, and has completely replaced many of his waifu photoshops with newer ones that include his "real" waifu Yuuko, and now he's forcing Nano into his anime sex life. Nobody cares what cheap hentai slut he's fapping to.
—Lord Fucksforth himself |
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Spoiler: He doesn't actually work out
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She seems to be kicking him in the balls, as proven by his facial expression.
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One of Nicholas's countless waifus is his school buttbuddy as a girl (left)
Pedorov's Marriage to Yuuko
TRIGGER WARNING
Above is possibly the creepiest thing Foxworth has made in his spare time. The above video is an animated wedding that he created, where his character Mr. Computer marries both a crudely-modeled version of himself and a crudely-modeled Yuuko. Notice the cold stare the models have as he shouts "You are mine. Forever, and forever, and forever."
"I AM TRUE AND HONEST!!"
After a day of not being able to release his anime obsessed autism to the world, Foxworth then made an announcement about how he didn't mean what he said about coming out as a troll and how his love towards Mio was misdirected at Yuuko all this time and is creating more cringy photoshops to this day.
Alright, let's get a few things straight now. I have yet another huge thing to break and you can take it seriously if you want or you can call it trolling (which it isn't). Alright, so we all know that I "came out as a 50% troll". The reasoning behind this was to escape the associations with Mio so I could start over with my real waifu, Yuuko. I'm still heavily attracted to Mio but Yuuko surpasses her! I can't stress it enough, the reason I didn't say anything about Yuuko was because I had already started associating myself with Mio and over a period of time I was just expressing love directed at Yuuko without even thinking about who I was directing it at. You know what, just absolutely forget about the falsely coming out as a troll. I said this because it was the only way I knew how to start over again with Yuuko. Yes, it's true that I know how the internet works. That doesn't make me any less eligible to express my love. This is love we're talking about here.
YUUKO AIOI IS MY WAIFU!
Yuuko is my pride and joy and I will continue to create content that includes her for the sole purpose of showing her dedication. I love Yuuko more than anything and anything I had ever said about Mio applies directly to Yuuko. It applied to Yuuko when I typed it. Every picture, every journal, every 3D model. It is my mission to overwrite my association with Mio with an entirely new association with Yuuko. Yuuko is, always has been, and always will be my true pure waifu even though Mio comes extremely close. I am NOT a troll, even though I said I was in complete damage control. But you've totally got to admit, I did a pretty good job of falsely coming out as a troll. It is true that most people who are a bit odd don't know how the internet works, which is what makes my case a bit interesting. I know how everything works, and I simply DO NOT CARE. Go ahead and pass off my pictures as cringe, I don't care at all. Saying that I made them for that purpose was only in damage control. I will prove myself as a dedicated man to his waifu over the next year. Don't believe me? See it for yourself. You just wait. There's only one thing left to say though, and that's that there will be absolutely NO change from now until I die. I will be creating hundreds of times more OC regarding Yuuko than I ever could have about Mio.
I AM NOT A TROLL, YUUKO IS MY WAIFU FOREVER.
Fascination with Nano's Asshole
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It seems that our lovely Nicholas has acquired a new fetish as of April 2015. He seems to have a fascination with putting his dick inside the asshole of Nano Shinonome, one of his many Nichijou waifus. As more on this fascination comes up, I will continue to update this section because it's too good to pass by.
Being a robot, does Nano even fucking have an asshole? He seems to want to humiliate and dominate his extremely advanced fleshlight Nano.
He has also seems to have found a Nano Shinonome Skype roleplayer to fulfill his sexual needs:
Authenticity of Nicholas "Foxworth" Fedorov
Since his discovery, there has been much debate about the authenticity of Foxworth. The community has created several diverse theories to explain his oddness.
Troll Theory
This theory is based on Foxworth's announcement that he exaggerated his feelings and interests and the whole thing is a hoax. Some argue that he tried to cover his tracks by deleting all his posts related to his recent coming out from a troll closet (e.g. he deleted the manifesto and his own posts on the Kiwifar.ms). It has been said that Foxworth's obsession drove him to use the Internet as a launching pad to let the entire internet know about his love. The following quote shows that he is aware of what people think of his content, and is okay with that because it will let more people know about his lust for loli.
— Nicholas |
Autistic Theory
This theory tells that Foxworth is TRUE AND HONEST about his love and has been confirmed by most of the internet after deep analysis as not a troll in the least, but rather a misguided autistic who tried to abort his actions after realizing the intensity of his own autism by trying to pass himself as a troll after being trolled himself. Nonetheless, after returning he seems not to give a fuck about people trolling him today. If you dissect the announcement itself, you'll see that he never calls himself a troll or a fake and says multiple times that the feelings he expressed are real and that he really does have fictional girlfriends, just not the extent that he presented them as. Exaggerated or not, he still does show an obsession for anime girls that needs to be addressed which also explains why he returned, still making cringy photoshops to this day.
The announcement was damage control, because in reality he is a sick fuck weeaboo who's hentai collection could take years to explore.
Gallery
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He made Mai even more autistic than she is
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Retarded Pooh with a noticeable bulge in pants
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Man, this is irrelevant since late 2008
See also
- MadThad0890 - Foxworth's future
- JustinRPG
- Pewdie-Pinkiepie
- Of course, That Other Lolcow
- Nichijou
External links
- Foxworth's accounts
- WindowsMillenium2000 - Fucksworth's DA
foxworthofficialhis short-lived account for Yuuko-faggotrynicholasfoxworthhis second failed attempt to make a new account- lordfoxworth
- lord_foxworth (archive)
- YouTube
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Jewgle+(archive) - Soundcloud
- Kiwifar.ms
- Other
- Kiwifar.ms thread on Foxworth
- Tumblrtards laugh at Foxworth
- http://steamcommunity.com/groups/foxworthlovesmio
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