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[[Image:Joker_in_MS_Paint_by_DJCoulz.png|thumb|Some [[moar]] [[shitty]] [[fanart]].]]
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'''MS Paint''' is a shitty painting program that has come bundled [[free]] with every version of Microsoft Windows since Windows 1.0. For two decades, no noticeable improvement had been made to the program until the launch of Windows 7, but it's still considered to be inferior to an etch-a-sketch, often taking an [[Tartlet|average user]] [[Over 9000|over nine thousand]] hours to complete a single shitty picture.  It is used either by those who [[Retard|do not have the ability or knowledge]] to run something better on their computer, too retarded to get a free trial of [[Photoshop]]® off [[LOL|the official Adobe® Photoshop® website]] and then use a crack to unlock it, or real [[1337]] users who [[pwn]] those high end software assholes with every byte they create. The same goes for MS Paint. Most [[n00bs]] on such sites as Furry-Paws.com and Funnyjunk.com use it to make shitty avatars using every color on the toolbar and the preset box tool.
 
'''MS Paint''' is a shitty program that has come bundled free with every version of Microsoft Windows since Windows 1.0. For two decades, no noticeable improvement had been made to the program until the launch of Windows 7, but it's still considered to be inferior to an etch-a-sketch, often taking an [[Tartlet|average user]] [[Over 9000|over nine thousand]] hours to complete a single shitty picture.  It is used either by those who do not have the ability or knowledge to run something better on their computer, too [[Retard|retarded]] to get a [[LOL|trial]] [[Photoshop]]® off [[LOL|the official Adobe® Photoshop® website]] and then use a crack to unlock it, or real [[1337]] users who [[pwn]] those high end software assholes with every byte they create. The same goes for MS Paint. Most [[n00bs]] on such sites as Furry-Paws.com and Funnyjunk.com use it to make shitty avatars using every color on the toolbar and the preset box tool.




With the release of Windows XP MS Paint was now able to save with .gif and .jpg formats. Technically MS Paint can also save files with a .png extension, but since it has no idea how PNGs work, it simply saves them as a .bmp that ''looks'' like a .png, knowing that no one stupid enough to use the program will be able to tell the difference. It's just as well though, after all bmps is [[THE BEST]] OF ANY IMAGE FORMAT OUT THERE and should always be used by preference anyway, as it makes much smaller images of <s>greater quality</s> [[lies|bullshit]].
With the release of Windows XP MS Paint was now able to save with .gif and .jpg formats. Technically MS Paint can also save files with a .png extension, but since it has no idea how PNGs work, it simply saves them as a .bmp that ''looks'' like a .png, knowing that no one stupid enough to use the program will be able to tell the difference. It's just as well though, after all bmps is '''[[THE BEST]] OF ANY IMAGE FORMAT OUT THERE''' and should always be used by preference anyway, as it makes much smaller images of [[Crap|complete shit]].


It has been observed in the Windows 7 beta that Microsoft did, in fact, finally change MS Paint (the first since Windows 1.0), to use the same shitty "ribbon toolbar" [[lies|bullshit]] as the incredibly not-buggy Office 2007. It also has several new brushes for [[n00bs]] to ruin good [[shoop|shoops]] with, but unfortunately Microsoft tends to not release things less than 6 months after the supposed "release date".
It has been observed in the Windows 7 beta that Microsoft did, in fact, finally change MS Paint (the first since Windows 1.0), to use the same shitty "ribbon toolbar" [[lies|bullshit]] as the incredibly not-buggy Office 2007. It also has several new brushes for [[n00bs]] to ruin good [[shoop|shoops]] with, but unfortunately Microsoft tends to not release things less than 6 months after the supposed "release date".  


==Code==
The raw code of MS Paint has been compared to a [[retard]] taking a [[shit]]. If [[you]] still use MS Paint but have a [[shit]]box [[computer]], are too much of a Jew to <s>buy</s> pirate [[photoshop]], and too much of a total fucktard to even consider using traditional media, consider trying [http://www.eecs.wsu.edu/paint.net/ Paint.NET], the [http://www.eecs.wsu.edu/paint.net/redirect/mirror_263_src_coral.html code] for that is much nicer. Also using [[Fact|MS Paint will give you testicular worms]].
The raw code of MS Paint has been compared to a [[retard]] taking a [[shit]]. If [[you]] still use MS Paint but have a [[shit]]box [[computer]], are too much of a Jew to <s>buy</s> pirate [[photoshop]], and too much of a total fucktard to even consider using traditional media, consider trying [http://www.eecs.wsu.edu/paint.net/ Paint.NET], the [http://www.eecs.wsu.edu/paint.net/redirect/mirror_263_src_coral.html code] for that is much nicer. Also using [[Fact|MS Paint will give you testicular worms]].


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The [http://www.mspaintporn.net/index2.html pictures most people create] on MS Paint look like a dump that a retard just took on your screen, except in 16 colors. And in fact sometimes, people create "Sprites" that are supposed to be similar to the kind you would see in a pre-3D video game. [[Shit nobody cares about|8 bit sprites tend to mostly be Pallete Swaps of Final Fantasy or Megaman Sprites, while 16 bit sprite edits (The most popular kind thanks to Bob and George) often tend to be Megaman 7, Sonic, and Mario or Final Fantasy. On the rare occasion spriters will make 32 bit sprites with twice the amount of colours than Megaman 7 sprites, but these are much rarer than 8 bit and 16 bit sprites, which are easier to do. 32 bit sprites tend to be Megaman 8, Megaman X, or Sonic Game Boy Advance with the occasional use of Megaman.EXE or Pokemon from the Game Boy Advance]]. With the Nintendo DS and PSP, the use of sprites are likely going to stop all together since only [[Japan]] actually still makes sprites to keep the game loyalists from bitching.
The [http://www.mspaintporn.net/index2.html pictures most people create] on MS Paint look like a dump that a retard just took on your screen, except in 16 colors. And in fact sometimes, people create "Sprites" that are supposed to be similar to the kind you would see in a pre-3D video game. [[Shit nobody cares about|8 bit sprites tend to mostly be Pallete Swaps of Final Fantasy or Megaman Sprites, while 16 bit sprite edits (The most popular kind thanks to Bob and George) often tend to be Megaman 7, Sonic, and Mario or Final Fantasy. On the rare occasion spriters will make 32 bit sprites with twice the amount of colours than Megaman 7 sprites, but these are much rarer than 8 bit and 16 bit sprites, which are easier to do. 32 bit sprites tend to be Megaman 8, Megaman X, or Sonic Game Boy Advance with the occasional use of Megaman.EXE or Pokemon from the Game Boy Advance]]. With the Nintendo DS and PSP, the use of sprites are likely going to stop all together since only [[Japan]] actually still makes sprites to keep the game loyalists from bitching.


==WTF Art==
===MS Paint [[Porn]]===
 
MS paint has a website totally devoted to [http://www.mspaintporn.net MS paint porn] where [[fags]] make and upload their own shitty drawings using only MS paint. It is honestly just one big fat competition to see who can make the most disgusting picture.
MS paint has a website totally devoted to [http://www.mspaintporn.net MS paint porn] where [[fags]] make and upload their own shitty drawings using only MS paint. It is honestly just one big fat competition to see who can make the most disgusting picture.
Draw yours today and become a [[retard | 1337 haxxor]].
Draw yours today and become a [[retard | 1337 haxxor]]. Also, it is a proven [[fact]] that [[Wikipedophiles]] have [[Wikipedia:File:Mt_Shasta.JPG|too much time on their hands]].


Also, it is a proven [[fact]] that [[Wikipedophiles]] have [[Wikipedia:File:Mt_Shasta.JPG|too much time on their hands]].
{{cg|Seriously fuckin sexy|OMOMGZ P R A W N!|center|<gallery>
 
==Hawt Paint [[Pr0n]]==
{{cg|Fucking sexy|OMOMGZ P R A W N!|center|<gallery>
Image:HAAAAAA.gif|HAAAAAA
Image:HAAAAAA.gif|HAAAAAA
Image:Keepin-it-real.gif|Keepin' it real.
Image:Keepin-it-real.gif|Keepin' it real.
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</gallery>}}
</gallery>}}


Another strange thing people, mostly [[wimmenz|girls]], have been creating is Dollz, which involves pixel shading, [[emo]] poetry on the side, and lots and lots of [[cutting|self-injury]]. These Dollz have been floating around Freewebs for some time now and it needs to be fucking noted what pieces of fail they are. 1 in 20 Dollz are actually ''good''.
===Emo Art===
Most dolls are just for shock value. This is evident, because nearly all of the dolls have slashes, sex, bones, boobs, drugs.....


{{cg|Also fucking sexy|OMOMGZ D O L L Z!|center|<gallery>
Another strange thing about MS paint is that it attracts [[emo]] [[Women|girls]]. They often draw shit such as "[[Gay|Dollz]]", which are mutilated dead bodies with poems about [[Suicide|killing yourself]] [[Copy and paste|cuntpasted]] all over them. There isn't really much to say, other than they look like they've been created by some fucktard with Down's syndrome. See the gallery below for a prime example.
 
{{cg|[[You|Some people]] fap to this shit|Dollz|center|<gallery>
Image:Lilbopeep.gif|Bestiality is so hardkore.
Image:Lilbopeep.gif|Bestiality is so hardkore.
Image:Batshitinsanemold.gif|Mmmm...gooey.
Image:Batshitinsanemold.gif|Mmmm...gooey.
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Image:[[goatse|Painslut.gif]]
Image:[[goatse|Painslut.gif]]
</gallery>}}
</gallery>}}


==How to master MS Paint==
==How to master MS Paint==
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==See Also==
==See Also==
* [[MSPaint Relationship Thread]]
*[[Gimp]]
* [[Interpol Hunt SwirL-Face]]
*[[Photoshop]]
* [[Electric retard]]
*[[MSPaint Relationship Thread]]
*[[Microsoft]]
*[[Windows]]
*[[Gordon the Pringles Giraffe]]
*[[Fanart]]


{{Microsoft}}
{{Microsoft}}

Revision as of 22:50, 1 May 2015

FACT ALERT:
Using a fucking tablet and Gimp will improve the quality of your "art" and if not than get the fuck off the Internet! You're truly a bad artist.
What? This article does not need any more pictures, not at all.
You can help by not adding anything, especially not pictures.
What? This article needs moar videos.
You can help by adding moar videos.
It is all what is says.
Typical painting
What the average fucktard draws in MS Paint. As you can see, this is clearly a true stroke of artistic genius.
An artist's interpretation of the pope.
Did I mention that you could even make shit like this with MS Paint?
The average paint user: Dumb as fuck.
Drawn by Alicia. Wait, a fucking girl drew this?
Better, but it's still fucking shit.
There we go! Too bad it's a picture of a faggot. Or not?
Some moar shitty fanart.

MS Paint is a shitty painting program that has come bundled free with every version of Microsoft Windows since Windows 1.0. For two decades, no noticeable improvement had been made to the program until the launch of Windows 7, but it's still considered to be inferior to an etch-a-sketch, often taking an average user over nine thousand hours to complete a single shitty picture. It is used either by those who do not have the ability or knowledge to run something better on their computer, too retarded to get a free trial of Photoshop® off the official Adobe® Photoshop® website and then use a crack to unlock it, or real 1337 users who pwn those high end software assholes with every byte they create. The same goes for MS Paint. Most n00bs on such sites as Furry-Paws.com and Funnyjunk.com use it to make shitty avatars using every color on the toolbar and the preset box tool.


With the release of Windows XP MS Paint was now able to save with .gif and .jpg formats. Technically MS Paint can also save files with a .png extension, but since it has no idea how PNGs work, it simply saves them as a .bmp that looks like a .png, knowing that no one stupid enough to use the program will be able to tell the difference. It's just as well though, after all bmps is THE BEST OF ANY IMAGE FORMAT OUT THERE and should always be used by preference anyway, as it makes much smaller images of complete shit.

It has been observed in the Windows 7 beta that Microsoft did, in fact, finally change MS Paint (the first since Windows 1.0), to use the same shitty "ribbon toolbar" bullshit as the incredibly not-buggy Office 2007. It also has several new brushes for n00bs to ruin good shoops with, but unfortunately Microsoft tends to not release things less than 6 months after the supposed "release date".

The raw code of MS Paint has been compared to a retard taking a shit. If you still use MS Paint but have a shitbox computer, are too much of a Jew to buy pirate photoshop, and too much of a total fucktard to even consider using traditional media, consider trying Paint.NET, the code for that is much nicer. Also using MS Paint will give you testicular worms.

Pictures

The pictures most people create on MS Paint look like a dump that a retard just took on your screen, except in 16 colors. And in fact sometimes, people create "Sprites" that are supposed to be similar to the kind you would see in a pre-3D video game. 8 bit sprites tend to mostly be Pallete Swaps of Final Fantasy or Megaman Sprites, while 16 bit sprite edits (The most popular kind thanks to Bob and George) often tend to be Megaman 7, Sonic, and Mario or Final Fantasy. On the rare occasion spriters will make 32 bit sprites with twice the amount of colours than Megaman 7 sprites, but these are much rarer than 8 bit and 16 bit sprites, which are easier to do. 32 bit sprites tend to be Megaman 8, Megaman X, or Sonic Game Boy Advance with the occasional use of Megaman.EXE or Pokemon from the Game Boy Advance. With the Nintendo DS and PSP, the use of sprites are likely going to stop all together since only Japan actually still makes sprites to keep the game loyalists from bitching.

MS Paint Porn

MS paint has a website totally devoted to MS paint porn where fags make and upload their own shitty drawings using only MS paint. It is honestly just one big fat competition to see who can make the most disgusting picture. Draw yours today and become a 1337 haxxor. Also, it is a proven fact that Wikipedophiles have too much time on their hands.

Seriously fuckin sexy About missing Pics
  • HAAAAAA
    HAAAAAA
  • Keepin' it real.
    Keepin' it real.
  • Whoever inserts Bush into their MS Paint fail-child, we salute you.
    Whoever inserts Bush into their MS Paint fail-child, we salute you.
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]
  • Admit it, this comic gave you a boner.
    Admit it, this comic gave you a boner.
  • Animation--oh yeah!!
    Animation--oh yeah!!
  • Sprites plus rule 34 equals epic win!
    Sprites plus rule 34 equals epic win!
  • 'n' moar!
    'n' moar!
  • Reachin' selfpromotional overkill here...
    Reachin' selfpromotional overkill here...
  • Is--is he holding a carrot?
    Is--is he holding a carrot?
  • This is disturbing, even compared to some shock images.
    This is disturbing, even compared to some shock images.
  • "ZOMGZ i can paintz sexy pr0nz!!!!!!!"
    "ZOMGZ i can paintz sexy pr0nz!!!!!!!"
  • Oh look it's Mew! (=^_^=) KAWAII
    Oh look it's Mew! (=^_^=) KAWAII

Emo Art

Another strange thing about MS paint is that it attracts emo girls. They often draw shit such as "Dollz", which are mutilated dead bodies with poems about killing yourself cuntpasted all over them. There isn't really much to say, other than they look like they've been created by some fucktard with Down's syndrome. See the gallery below for a prime example.

  • Bestiality is so hardkore.
    Bestiality is so hardkore.
  • Mmmm...gooey.
    Mmmm...gooey.
  • ...Anything?
    ...Anything?
  • The girl that made this is fucktarded enough to put semen on the face and think that rape has to do with sex, not violence.
    The girl that made this is fucktarded enough to put semen on the face and think that rape has to do with sex, not violence.
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]
  • Can't afford pr0n? Make your own!
    Can't afford pr0n? Make your own!
  • You treat me shit!
    You treat me shit!
  • FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
    FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP


How to master MS Paint

Since MS Paint is so fucking difficult to use, with its shitty paint tools and poor coding, the average person will open it up, fuck around with it scribbling the screen black for 10 minutes, and never touch it again. However, there is a small percentage of people who have the mental capacity and natural ability to actually make something of quality. Watch the videos below for prime examples.

The MS Paint master at work.


You won't see another video like this again.


This as well.

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