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The man himself, failing to capture Reaction Guy's natural expression

JonTron (AKA Jon Jafari) is an Unfunny JewTube gaymer that always makes amazing review videos. He has over 1,700,000 subscribers that would suck his dick anytime and about 200,000,000 views that have made him lots and lots of Jew Gold for doing nothing but a lot of screaming with some jump cuts in between. The only reason he is famous that makes him stand out of the 4 trillion other YouTube reviewers is because he was in Game Grumps and for some reaction gifs posted over and over on /v/.

Life before the JonTronShow

Nobody cares about Jon's life before YouTube. He got his start in Newgrounds in 2003 as "BirdmanXZ6" to sound edgy like a NGFag would. It's a little-known fact that Jon has quite the onion fetish as most of his animations were about onions and whatever he thought was a good idea while in a creative mood. The only thing we know and actually care about is that he got abused by his parents and that's what got him to have his random personality.

JewTube career

The Start

On August 19, 2006, Jonny got his Jewtube start as "BirdmanXz6/TheOnionKing", during the time The Google was buttfucking it. By now, it's a dead channel, with only two videos left on it out of five before he either privatized them or baleeted them, and Jon having never signed in again to put his abused and scarred past behind him. Thank God for mirrors, amirite?

The JonTron Show

On August 31st, 2010, Jon created his brand new channel for his brand new show, under the name of JonTronShow, advertising it on his Newgrounds, which did jack-all for his career but left us with some nice juicy evidence of how much of an attention whore Jon truly is, leaving a trail of fail and shit so pathetic and uneventful that nobody cares about it throughout the years. Jon whored himself out everywhere except for Twitter (which was too hard for him), proving that he was more clueless in Computer Science III than your sexy teenage sister.

His first videos as JonTron were... special.

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Before devolving into virtual diarrhea, Jon started as an actual "reviewer," marginally better than Game Dude, but for the most part generic. Eventually he captured a niche audience of sugar-high 13 year olds and turned into his modern, shameless, "lol, so randum", off-topic, mfw asswipery that was his JonTron persona and his reviewing style.

Game Grumps

Moar info: Game Grumps.

After lots of time, he created lots of videos, made lots of fans, and made lots of precious Jew golds. After that all that happy horseshit happened, he decided during his drinking binge to completely abandon his channel and fans to create a new channel with his Newgrounds buttbuddy, Egoraptor, called "The Game Grumps".

They basically just played video games while Jon made funny noises with his armpits and Arin went batshit. It was as if you combined two Let's Play channels into one for twice the boredom and quadruple the faggotry. Shame they didn't show themselves on camera, due to the lulz of watching Jon bang Arin's bitch while he plays Sonic the Hedgehog potentially making up for years of obnoxious yelling.

Big surprise, he left GG after some time, and all the fantards cried in sorrow. He said that he left because he actually wanted to make videos on his channel instead of making videos on Game Grumps, but nobody believed his bullshit. The conspiracy theorists started thinking that there was something deeper in this story. Most thought that he actually left because his friendship with Arin started fading thanks to him getting his gypsy juices on Arin's girlfriend. The most believable theory of them all is that Arin's girlfriend punched JonTron's girlfriend in the vaggoo. (Did I mention that he got a girlfriend?)

Jon went back to New York to make JonTron videos for his channel. Later he got replaced with Sexbang Danny from Ninja Sex Party, but the theories are still being made and the fans are still whining about him on every comment section of the new Game Grumps videos, with Arin drinking up the fanbois' tears like his favorite bar drink and Danny using them as lube for some grump on grump action.

Now

Now his videos are way better. He actually records from a quality HD camera and not a potato. He only got really popular with the Game Grumps, but the thing he got the most popularity from probably are the meems he spawned from his fat gypsy ass. Meanwhile back on Game Grumps, Arin and Danny are celebrating a new record of longest episode that Jon once held to his chubby grasp.

What about the Maymays

By "memes", we mean reaction GIFs, but he made them into a meme thanks to the material he provides to make them. And yes, he's aware they exist, he doesn't care, and is the only reason his videos have any notoriety outside of his cyborg bird. In Jon's videos, there are a lot of moments of him just reacting to stuff in a shameless display with a rapid close up to his face when he does it. So his fans, thinking that these moments should be immortalized in gold and diamonds, took these moments and posted them on 4chan as a reaction reacting to stuff to get more reactions.

Anyways, because JonTron is a greedy jew that only wants money, he knows that his reactions are really popular among people, and that they are posted all over the internets. So he started shoving as many reaction moments as possible in his videos as shameless as he possibly can make them, so people can post them and make him get moar moneys. Essentially, it's free advertising by making a shit-caked ass of yourself. I don't see anything wrong here, moving on.

The "R" word Controversy

	“	Retarded	„
	—Jontron, on PSNow and some fag.

Sometime in 2014, Jon BTFO'd some sissy faggot that got butthurt of Jon's use of "retarded", so naturally all the tumblrettes got up on arms. Or keyboards, rather. After all the expected death threats, Jon declared Tumblr the worst site ever. There was a huge period of butthurt, everyone forgot about it, and that's about it. And people wonder why we got more sensitive to everything over the years, it's like our skin grew thinner as we grew older.

Jon knows he is quite the fatty

	“	So, I just turned 20 years old... I am overweight and have high cholesterol and triglycerides. I was wondering, at this age can i reverse any damage that has been done to me through lifestyle change and daily/weekly exercise? I keep feeling like i've screwed myself up or something, but at my rather young age i feel like it may be reversible. Is it?	„
	—Jon [[1]]

Extrenal Links

JonTronShow - His channel
BirdmanXz6 - His old channel
JasonCupetaVEVO - A JonTron reupload channel
JonTronShow - His twatter that he surprisingly now knows how to use
TheOnionKing - His old twatter when he didn't know how to use it.
His Newgrounds
The legendary "retarded" twitter post
His Yahoo Answers account

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 [[image:ECH.jpg|thumb|right|The [[fag|man]] himself, failing to capture [[Reaction Guy]]'s natural expression]]
-'''[http://www.youtube.com/JonTronShow JonTron]''' (AKA Jon [[gypsy|Jafari]])  is an [[Unfunny]] [[Video Game Reviewers|youtube gaymer]] that always makes [[Shitty|amazing]] review videos. He has [[Old meme|over 1,700,000]] [[Fantards|subscribers]] that would suck his [[dick]] anytime and about 200,000,000 views that have made him lots and lots of [[Jew Gold]] for doing nothing but a lot of screaming with some jump cuts in between. The only reason he is famous that makes him stand out of the 4 trillion other YouTube reviewers is because he was in [[Game Grumps]] and for some [[Reaction Guy|reaction gifs]] [[forced meme|posted over and over]] on /v/.
+'''[http://www.youtube.com/JonTronShow JonTron]''' (AKA Jon [[Safari|Jafari]])  is an [[Unfunny]] [[Video Game Reviewers|JewTube gaymer]] that always makes [[Shitty|amazing]] review videos. He has [[Old meme|over 1,700,000]] [[Fantards|subscribers]] that would suck his [[dick]] anytime and about 200,000,000 views that have made him lots and lots of [[Jew Gold]] for doing nothing but a lot of screaming with some jump cuts in between. The only reason he is famous that makes him stand out of the 4 trillion other YouTube reviewers is because he was in [[Game Grumps]] and for some [[MFW|reaction gifs]] [[forced meme|posted over and over]] on [[v|/v/]].
 ==Life before the JonTronShow==
 [[image:JonTron_Abuse.jpg|thumb|How to stalk JonTron!]]
-[[Nobody cares]] about Jon's life before YouTube. He got his start in [[Newgrounds]] in 2003 as "BirdmanXZ6" to sound edgy like a NGFag would. It's a little-known fact that Jon has quite the [[WTF|onion fetish]] as most of his animations were about onions and whatever he thought was a [[bad|good]] idea while in a [[drugs|creative mood]]. The only thing we know and actually care about is that he got [[raped|abused]] by his [[parents]] and that's what got him to have his [[I'm so random|random personality]].
+[[Nobody cares]] about Jon's life before YouTube. He got his start in [[Newgrounds]] in [[2003]] as "BirdmanXZ6" to sound [[edgy]] like a NGFag would. It's a little-known fact that Jon has quite the [[Lol wut|onion fetish]] as most of his animations were about onions and whatever he thought was a [[bad|good]] idea while in a [[drugs|creative mood]]. The only thing we know and actually care about is that he got [[raped|abused]] by his [[parents]] and that's what got him to have his [[I'm so random|random personality]].
 ==[[JewTube]] career==
 ===The Start===
-On August 19, 2006, Jonny got his Jewtube start as "BirdmanXz6/TheOnionKing", during the time it was starting being given surprise [[buttsecks]] by Google. By now, it's a dead channel, with only two [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVxYXAfpgyk videos] left on it out of five before before he either privatized them or [[baleeted]] them, and Jon having never signed in again to put his [[Edge|abused and scarred past]] behind him. Thank God for mirrors, [[amirite]]?
+On August 19, 2006, Jonny got his Jewtube start as "BirdmanXz6/TheOnionKing", during the time [[The Google]] was [[buttsecks|buttfucking]] it. By now, it's a dead channel, with only two [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVxYXAfpgyk videos] left on it out of five before he either privatized them or [[baleeted]] them, and Jon having never signed in again to put his [[Emo|abused and scarred past]] behind him. Thank God for mirrors, [[amirite]]?
 *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVxYXAfpgyk Morongo Nights]([[No|Those editing skillz tho]])
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 *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8O9WPI-MOs Bird puking video (mirror)]
 *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6SUp8tPusY Showing off his old living room(mirror)]
-*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRbMAnWvSJM So inspiring(mirror)]
+*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRbMAnWvSJM So inspiring (mirror)]
 *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB8mTRlnPrw Compilation of his Newgrounds onion fetishing]
 *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z7QvGjp24Q And that was the day I never looked back (mirror)] ([[Girlfriend|Jon's Girlfriend]])
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 ===The JonTron Show===
-[[Last Thursday|On August 31st, 2010]], Jon created his brand new channel for his brand new show, under the name of JonTronShow, [[spamming|advertising]] it on his Newgrounds, which did jack-all for his career but left us with some nice juicy evidence of how much of an attention whore Jon truly is, leaving a trail of fail and shit so pathetic and uneventful that [[nobody cares]] about it throughout the years. Jon whored himself out everywhere except for Twitter (which was [[cock|too hard]] for him), proving that he was more clueless in [[Computer Science III]] than your [[16 year old girls|sexy teenage sister.]]
+[[Last Thursday|On August 31st, 2010]], Jon created his brand new channel for his brand new show, under the name of JonTronShow, [[spamming|advertising]] it on his Newgrounds, which did jack-all for his career but left us with some nice juicy evidence of how much of an attention whore Jon truly is, leaving a trail of fail and shit so pathetic and uneventful that [[nobody cares]] about it throughout the years. Jon whored himself out everywhere except for Twitter (which was [[cock|too hard]] for him), proving that he was more clueless in [[Computer Science III]] than your [[16 year old girls|sexy teenage]] [[incest|sister]].
-His first videos as JonTron were... [[special]].
+His first videos as JonTron were... [[shit|special]].
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 {{main|Game Grumps}}
-After lots of time, he created [[At least 100|lots of videos]], made lots of [[Fantards|fans]], and made lots of precious [[Jew gold]]s. After that all that happy horseshit happened, he decided during his drinking binge to [[not really|completely]] abandon his channel and fans to create a new channel with his Newgrounds buttbuddy, [[Egoraptor]], called "The '''Game Grumps'''".
+After lots of time, he created [[At least 100|lots of videos]], made lots of [[Fantards|fans]], and made lots of precious [[Jew gold]]s. After that all that happy horseshit happened, he decided during his drinking binge to [[not really|completely]] abandon his channel and fans to create a new channel with his Newgrounds buttbuddy, [[Egoraptor]], called "The '''[[Game Grumps]]'''".
-They basically just played video games while Jon made funny noises with his armpits and Arin went [[Batshit insane|batshit]]. It was as if you combined two Let's Play channels into one for twice the boredom and quadruple the faggotry. Shame they didn't show themselves on camera, due to the lulz of watching Jon bang Erin's bitch while he plays [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] potentially making up for years of obnoxious yelling.
+They basically just played video games while Jon made funny noises with his armpits and Arin went [[Batshit insane|batshit]]. It was as if you combined two Let's Play channels into one for twice the boredom and quadruple the faggotry. Shame they didn't show themselves on camera, due to the lulz of watching Jon bang Arin's bitch while he plays [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] potentially making up for years of [[GOTTA GO FAST|obnoxious yelling]].
-Big surprise, he left [[GG]] after some time, and all the [[butthurt|fantards cried in sorrow]]. He said that he left because he actually wanted to make videos on his channel instead of making videos on Game Grumps, but [[nobody]] believed his bullshit. The [[faggots|conspiracy theorists]] started thinking that there was something [[Vagina|deeper]] in this story. Most thought that he actually left because his [[My Little Pony|friendship]] with [[Egoraptor|Arin]] started fading thanks to him getting his gypsy juices on Arin's girlfriend. The most [[bullshit|believable]] theory of them all is that Arin's girlfriend punched JonTron's girlfriend in the [[dick|vaggoo]]. [[Lies|(Did I mention that he got a girlfriend?)]]
+Big surprise, he left [[GG]] after some time, and all the [[butthurt|fantards cried in sorrow]]. He said that he left because he actually wanted to make videos on his channel instead of making videos on Game Grumps, but [[nobody]] believed his bullshit. The [[faggots|conspiracy theorists]] started thinking that there was something [[Vagina|deeper]] in this story. Most thought that he actually left because his [[My Little Pony|friendship]] with [[Egoraptor|Arin]] started fading thanks to him getting his [[cum|gypsy juices]] on Arin's [[girlfriend]]. The most [[bullshit|believable]] theory of them all is that Arin's girlfriend punched JonTron's girlfriend in the [[dick|vaggoo]]. [[Lies|(Did I mention that he got a girlfriend?)]]
-Jon went back to New York to make JonTron videos for his channel. Later he got replaced with [[jewish|Danny]] [[horny|Sexbang]] from Ninja Sex Party, but the theories are still being made and the fans are still [[whining]] about him on every comment section of the new Game Grumps videos, with Arin drinking up the fanbois' tears like his favorite bar drink and Danny using them as lube for some grump on grump action.
+Jon went back to [[New York]] to make JonTron videos for his channel. Later he got replaced with [[horny|Sexbang]] [[Jew|Danny]] from Ninja Sex Party, but the theories are still being made and the fans are still [[whining]] about him on every comment section of the new Game Grumps videos, with Arin [[swallowing|drinking up]] the fanbois' tears like his favorite bar drink and Danny using them as lube for some grump on grump action.
 ===Now===
-Now his videos are [[lies|way better]]. He actually records from a [[No|quality HD]] camera and not a [[potato]]. He only got really popular with the Game Grumps, but the thing he got the most popularity from probably are the [[memes|meems]] he spawned from his fat gypsy ass. Meanwhile back on Game Grumps, Arin and Danny are celebrating a new record of longest episode that Jon once held to his chubby grasp.
+Now his videos are [[lies|way better]]. He actually records from a [[No|quality HD]] camera and not a [[potato]]. He only got really popular with the Game Grumps, but the thing he got the most popularity from probably are the [[memes|meems]] he spawned from his fat gypsy ass. Meanwhile back on Game Grumps, Arin and Danny are celebrating a new record of longest episode that [[fat|Jon]] once held to his chubby grasp.
 <center><youtube>JNLkHGVhpmw</youtube></center>
 ==What about the Maymays==
-By "memes", we mean reaction [[GIF]]s, but he made them into a meme thanks to the material he provides to make them. And yes, he's aware they exist, he doesn't care, and is the only reason his videos have any notoriety outside of his [[Wut|cyborg bird]]. In Jon's videos, there are a lot of moments of him just reacting to stuff in a shameless display with a rapid close up to his face when he does it. So his fans, thinking that these moments should be immortalized in [[crap|gold and diamonds]], took these moments and posted them on 4chan as a [[Wut|reaction reacting to stuff to get more reactions.]]
+By "memes", we mean reaction [[GIF]]s, but he made them into a meme thanks to the material he provides to make them. And yes, he's aware they exist, he doesn't care, and is the only reason his videos have any notoriety outside of his [[Robot in a suit|cyborg bird]]. In Jon's videos, there are a lot of moments of him just reacting to stuff in a shameless display with a rapid close up to his face when he does it. So his fans, thinking that these moments should be immortalized in [[crap|gold and diamonds]], took these moments and posted them on 4chan as a [[Yo dawg|reaction reacting to stuff to get more reactions.]]
-Anyways, because JonTron is a greedy [[jew]] that only wants money, he knows that his reactions are really popular among people, and that they are posted all over the [[internets]]. So he started shoving as many reaction moments as possible in his videos as shameless as he possibly can make them, so people can post them and make him get moar moneys. Essentially, it's free advertising by making a shit-caked ass of yourself. [[Bullshit|I don't see anything wrong here]], moving on.
+Anyways, because JonTron is a greedy [[jew]] that only wants [[Shekels|money]], he knows that his reactions are really popular among people, and that they are posted all over the [[internets]]. So he started shoving as many reaction moments as possible in his videos as shameless as he possibly can make them, so people can post them and make him get moar moneys. Essentially, it's free [[advertising]] by making a shit-caked ass of yourself. [[Lies|I don't see anything wrong here]], moving on.
-==The "Retard" Controversy==
+==[[The R Word|The "R" word Controversy]]==
 <center>{{quote|Retarded|Jontron, on PSNow and [http://www.twitter.com/benhuber some fag].}}</center>
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 <center>[[image:therwordmakessjwssad.png|frame|[[BAWWWW|He said the r word]] :'(]]</center>
-[[Last Thursday|Sometime in 2014]], Jon [[BTFO]]'d some sissy faggot that got [[butthurt]] of Jon's use of "retarded", so naturally all the [[tumblr]]ettes got up on arms. Or keyboards, rather. After all the [[duh|expected]] [[death threat]]s, Jon declared [[Tumblr]] the [[obvious|worst site ever]]. There was a huge period of butthurt, everyone forgot about it, and that's about it. And people wonder why we got more sensitive to everything over the years, it's [[Truth|like our skin grew thinner as we grew older]].
+[[Last Thursday|Sometime in 2014]], Jon [[BTFO]]'d some sissy faggot that got [[butthurt]] of Jon's use of "[[retarded]]", so naturally all the [[tumblr]]ettes got up on arms. Or keyboards, rather. After all the [[duh|expected]] [[death threat]]s, Jon declared [[Tumblr]] the [[obvious|worst site ever]]. There was a huge period of butthurt, everyone forgot about it, and that's about it. And people wonder why we got more sensitive to everything over the years, it's [[Truth|like our skin grew thinner as we grew older]].
 ==Jon knows he is quite the fatty==
-{{quote|So, I just turned 20 years old... I am overweight and have high cholesterol and triglycerides. I was wondering, at this age can i reverse any damage that has been done to me through lifestyle change and daily/weekly exercise? I keep feeling like i've screwed myself up or something, but at my rather young age i feel like it may be reversible. Is it?|Jon [[https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100403020605AAbZJPl]]}}
+{{quote|So, I just turned 20 years old... I am overweight and have high cholesterol and triglycerides. I was wondering, at this age can i reverse any damage that has been done to me through lifestyle change and daily/weekly exercise? I keep feeling like i've screwed myself up or something, but at my rather young age i feel like it may be reversible. Is it?|[[Fat fuck|Jon]] [[https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100403020605AAbZJPl]]}}
 ==Extrenal Links==
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 ==See Also==
-*[[Angry Video Game Nerd]]
+*[[Birdemic]] (An [[shit|epic]] movie he reviewed)
-*[[Fat]]
+*[[Video Game Reviewers]]
+*[[Angry Video Game Nerd]] (His inspiration)
+*[[Egoraptor]] (His old butt buddy)
+*[[Game Grumps]]
+*[[Nostalgia Critic]]
+*[[Fat]] (What he is made of)
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Life before the JonTronShow