Fucking Magnets

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	“	Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?	„
	—ICP

The Sane Clown Posse knows how Fuckin Magnets work

Sure, everyone knows that juggalos are some of the ugliest, dumbest, least socially-adjusted people in the world. But who would have thought that the Insane Clown Posse was as dumb as the fans they make money off of? On April 6, 2010, ICP would release their most watched music video; Miracles (or Fuckin' Magnets as it's properly called), teaching all of us that you're never too old to inform the world of your retardation and painfully reminding America of the nation's failing Public School system.

Background

What Shaggy was talking about when he said "I seen shit that'll shock ya eyelids"

When wiggers decide to spout their stupidity is when the world begins to mourn for what once was a wigger-free world. "Fucking Magnets" became a somewhat amusing meme thanks to the absolute stupidity of the Insane Clown Posse and their inability to understand anything but dead bodies and hatchets meat cleavers. If either of the two faggots could stop blowing each other long enough to listen to a scientist they might figure out how magnets work. But alas, scientists be gettin' them pissed with their awe-inspiring inability to understand the differences between fact, law, and theory.

Other idiots have espoused their bullshit stupidity and clearly not learned an important lesson. That is, not to open one's trap and show how much of a dumbass you are when you're already cruising on the shattered hopes of 13,000 douchebags in clown makeup screaming about hatchets. The unfortunate part of the whole charade is there are idiots that look up to them and kinged them the Lord Retards of the inability to understand simple science Carnival.

The lulzy line has also been used outside the context of wigger clowns in order to call people out on their bullshit logical fallacies. As a fallacy, fucking magnets differs from God of the gaps. The latter is what happens when someone attributes phenomena to a supernatural cause ("Fucking miracles!") in the absence of a natural, scientific explanation that is likely to be discovered at some point. Fucking magnets is along those lines, but is a form of denialism, as opposed to an argument from ignorance like God of the gaps. When someone outright refuses to acknowledge the credibility of a natural explanation for phenomena, but instead favors a supernatural explanation despite evidence against it, they've committed the fucking magnets fallacy. ("I don't wanna talk to a scientist, y'all motherfuckers lying and gettin' me pissed.") For example, all forms of non-evolutionary creationism are some sort of variant on the fallacy, because they reject the overwhelming evidence for evolution in favor of supernatural wishful thinking.

Reactions

NORP Responses...

	“	...of course your son looks like you. You fucking put clown makeup all over him.	„
	—[1]

	“	...You and all of you juggalos should commit mass suicide.... that would be a fucking miracle.	„
	—MrJehuty

	“	"You don't have to be high to look in the sky". Man, that shit is deep. Fuckin rainbows n magic all up in this bitch.	„
	—jeskerd

	“	Is this the ICP version of midlife crisis reflection?	„
	—gurnumbly

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Juggalo Responses...

	“	fuckin faggot spammers, how do they work?? haha just kidding. i already know they sit at their computer with nothing better to do cuz they are lonely little bitches who have final fantasy refrences as their names. if you dont like juggalos, why the fuck are you watchin this video?? GO BACK TO JACKING OFF TO SOME FUCKIN VIDEO GAME CHARATERS LIKE RIKKU OR PRINCESS PEACH, BITCH!! GO FUCKIN IMAGINE UR SELF FUCKIN PRETENDING TO SKI WITH MARIO AND LUIGI, FUCKERS!!!	„
	— megarichard420, apparently "fuckin" is a conjunction now.

	“	ITS CALLED ART PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT THESE DAYS	„
	— Evidently not. leather8faced1clown5

	“	They are trying to get across the wonder of the world. How there are explanations, but its all still so amazing. Obviously you take these things for granted. Because once you look past the science, or even looking at the science, it is magic. That's what science is. And that's what our world is. So, please let people have their own opinions, and leave you close minded racket out of it. If you don't like the song, leave it alone and don't listen to it. Its fairly simple.	„
	— Yes, it's obviously deep philosophy. I know Plato himself often put on clown makeup. hleighp

	“	Also, the true meaning of a song, the heartfelt time that is put into it, the beauty of being able to create something that profound and ancient isn't something you can hold in your hand. Vinyl, CDs, and iPods are merely things you use to listen to the music. Sound is not something you can hold. And the man that doesn't need miracles is blind. Life being lived is a miracle. The fact that so many random elements came together on this specific planet at the perfect time to habit life?	„
	—hleighpHA HA HA OH WOW

	“	wow alot of hater5 whoop whoop n 5oowoop^ we growing fa5ter dawg	„
	—5ooowoopjuggalo5 5woop5opowpopoooopoopoopoowpwoowpoop5555pp indeed.

	“	Science sucks dicks of freemasons ;)	„
	—blackouttiI think he meant to say Jews.

	“	its not supposed to be funny dumb ass, its serious. grow up.	„
	—MissBlueSaraBoo ORLY?

	“	its actually a fucking serious song, they are adults, they can be mature sometimes, but apparently you dont know understand the song, or have a life of your own to kno what they are talking about.	„
	—MissBlueSaraBoo As opposed to white trash cuntbuckets who wear clown makeup, who clearly do have lives.

	“	@GrayFoxTheEnigma they spent a long fucking time making this vid and ur gonna dis em for the video the video was PURE MUTHA FUCKIN MAJICK	„
	—TIGREv2 Majick like those magnets, presumably.

	“	2deep4u	„
	—Mendelbrak How does I spelled coherently?

	“	The real question is, why are you listening to it then? Perhaps an axe in da face will help?	„
	—Psxmoe Apparently it did for him.

	“	this song has always been a fav and i still get alittle teary eyed listenin. it really puts shit in perspective. the visuals are like nothin i coulda imagined for this vid. i fuckin love it. MMFWCL!	„
	—K1ll4Satan666 Roll over Beethoven's 9th, humanity has a new pinnacle of expression.

	“	my eyelids... have been shocked... shaggy was right well... my life is complete i can die now... wont but if did id be satisfied	„
	—airprimal Ironically I doubt he's ever "satisfied" anyone else.

	“	if only people who dont have an open mind would keep their mouth shut also or their fingers glued together ..... and u haters might wanna see a doctor about those razor spoons up your asses then maybe u wont waste your time dissing people that accomplished a hell of alot then u have	„
	—LuckyCharmed1342o BRB RAZOR SPOONS

	“	Man, I've actually cried to this song and I never ever cry. My favorite song since Bang Pow Boom first came out.	„
	—braulio9312 I know it made me want to cry.

	“	i think its a great music video...it shows to people that icp isnt what they think it is ...theres a deeper more emotional meaning to icp and what they stand for and if people cant see that its their loss...but i do think its a great video	„
	—bleedingteardrops The Nobel Arts Prize is on the way, I'm sure.

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ICP's Response...

	“	I don’t know what Webster’s definition of the word “miracle” is, but we’ve always thought it meant something fuckin’ amazing and incredible. A fuckin’ special, awesome event of some kind. A great, wonderful thing. A fuckin’ miracle.	„
	— I believe a consultation of Webster's is necessary

	“	The song “Miracles” is classic ICP. Our listeners know we’ve always included one or two deep, meaningful songs on our albums, we’ve just never made a video for one until now. It was a good idea, obviously, ‘cause it’s got people talkin’. The truth is it don’t make us mad to see all the hate “Miracles” gets from the mainstream. We’ve been “The Most Hated Band in The World” for many years. Without all the hate on the outside, it wouldn’t be as warm as it is on the inside with the Juggalo Fam. Instead, all the hate “Miracles” generates makes us sad. Sad for the haters.	„
	— I know they make ME sad.

	“	I mean, yeah, we get it. It’s funny to people on the outside lookin’ in, seeing two clowns rapping about space and shit, while floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers. And SNL’s parody was off the hook hilarious. But when you step back and really look at all the genuine hate it got from everyday people, it’s hard to believe that so few got it.	„
	— Got what? A brain haemorrhage?

	“	Yes, most of the miracles we mention can easily be explained away by science, that’s why we say the line “fuck scientists.” Their factual findings sometimes explain away the Earth’s cool mysteries. Part of me wishes they were lying. Part of me doesn't want to know how they really make crop circles. My imagination wants to believe it’s aliens or somethin’. If people can’t relate to that, then that’s their loss. I mean, seriously, it must truly suck to have no imagination about these things. Us Juggalos have deep imaginations, and an awesome sense of humor.	„
	— Every single one of their videos is a bunch of circus queens rapping about staggeringly stupid shit. How imaginative.

	“	As for the infamous line, “fuckin’ magnets… how do they work?” Magnets were like magic to me as a kid. You could move things across the table without actually touching them! I found that shit amazing and I still do. If you don’t like that, have a dick for dinner. As for the sun and the stars. Who looks up into the sky and doesn't wonder sometimes? Come on, man, I fuckin’ straight up feel sorry for anybody that can look at the moon the trees, and the seven seas, and not see fuckin’ miracles. It’s not about religion either. Nature itself is a miracle. Stand toe to toe with the ocean at night and tell me that shit ain’t amazing.	„
	— Yes, the song was clearly a philosophical statement.

	“	We appreciate all this shit. Especially a yellow ass, long neck giraffe. What’s a shame is how people walk around blind to it all. They lost their spirit about everything. If you can’t even see the miracle in animals, then you must have never truly loved a pet. That has to suck for you. Maybe you mother fuckers should relax that wound up, extra tense bitch ass of yours for a minute and go smoke a joint or somethin’.	„
	— They love Asian asses?

	“	Be an individual, step out and away from the flow of the crowd. Take a time out, open up ya mind and then peep the giraffe. Try to appreciate some of these miracles, bitch.	„
	— It's a miracle he can withstand the mental strain of having to blink every few seconds.

	“	What’s a miracle is the fact that some people haven’t recognized by now that Insane Clown Posse will never die. ICP will go down in history as an independent music miracle. Get used to these ugly faces. MMFCLJ.	„
	— Delusions of mediocrity. Violent J The Happy Clown Serial Killer

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Before the the video was released, here it was Violent had to say about the song. After the huge buzz the song created online, Violent J issued a second response on Detroit's 96.5 Buzz radio show. Shortly after, Violent J responded via ICP's weekly "Hatchet Herald" e-Letter, stating he feels bullied.

Parodies / Covers

It's just there in the air.

Saturday Night Live is unfunny on all levels.

Fucking Hipsters, how do they work?

The possible origin?

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Insane Clown Posse's guide to Science

As stolen from Cracked:

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  ICP's syenz book of nolige cover
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  book table of contents
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  introduction
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  on astronomy
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  on weather
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  on animals
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  on fuckin magnets
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  on genetics
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  on wacktivities
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  in closing.

Images

Shit that will shock your eyelids About missing Pics

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  A wild PELICAN appeared!
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  It's true
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  Obligatory
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  Magneto is not amused.
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  The wonders of science miracles
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  Also obligatory
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  Do you?
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  HURR!... MIRACAAAAWS!
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  Typical Juggalo reaction when thinking about magnets
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  I wish not to speak to thine magister!
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  Moar liek Jewggalo.
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  Bitches don't know
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  FUCKIN' FAGGOTS HOW DO THEY BURN?
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  Sagan's got this.

External links

FUCKIN MAGNETS. How they work.

• THE BLOG / SHIRT OF FUCKIN MAGNETS
• MTV article about 'Miracles' Even MTV looks smarter by comparison.
• "Insane Clown Posse: The most disturbingly hilarious video of the week" - Salon.com
• "Great job, Internet! Insane Clown Posse, rainbows, fucking magnets and the miracle of existence" - Onion A.V. Club
• "Learn your motherfuckin' science with the ICP" - Cracked.com
• Magnets will fuck up yo shiz
• Don't try to fuck any magnets IRL
• Help a Juggalo out.
• Fuckin Magnets Facebook page
• Let's create a scholarship to send the Insane Clown Posse to college - Facebook Group
• Scientists rebuttal to ICP rap
• Song lyrics
• Perhaps this is what magic the ICP was referring to

See Also

Miracles

• Electricity
• ICP
• Juggalo
• MRI - A REALLY BIG FUCKIN MAGNET THAT NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT WORKS
• Magick - IT'S ALL UP IN THIS BITCH
• Creationism

Who be getting them pissed

• Haters
• Pelicans that eat cellphones
• Scientists

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