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'''Joe Camel''' was the [[Gay|super-kewl]] mascot for the R.J. Reynolds Tobacco Company's '''[[Camel]]''' brand of [[cigarettes|Lung-Death Cancer-Sticks™]] between 1987 and 1997 when the [[Government|FTC]] finally put a bullet in his dick-shaped head for spending the past decade glorifying deadly tobacco products to [[Retarded|impressionable]] young [[children]] and [[Porsche Girl|reckless teenagers]] who were most likely just going to die a few years later in [[Columbine]] anyways.
'''Joe Camel''' was the [[Gay|super-kewl]] mascot for the R.J. Reynolds Tobacco Company's '''[[Camel]]''' brand of [[cigarettes|Lung-Death Cancer-Sticks™]] between 1987 and 1997 when the [[Government|FTC]] finally put a bullet in his dick-shaped head for spending the past decade glorifying deadly tobacco products to [[Retarded|impressionable]] young [[children]] and [[Porsche Girl|reckless teenagers]] who were most likely just going to die a few years later in [[Columbine]] anyways.


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* [[The Noid]]
* [[The Noid]]


==External Links==
*[http://childrenofthenineties.blogspot.com/2009/07/joe-camel.html "Joe Camel" - Children of The Nineties] {{archive|fxFBi|Archived}}
*[https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/joe-camel-looks-like-a-penis "The Undeniably Schlong-shaped nose of Joe Camel" - MEL magazine] {{archive|0Td3f|Archived}}


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Revision as of 15:31, 6 November 2022

Dick Dromedary, prior to being murdered by the Clintons.

Joe Camel was the super-kewl mascot for the R.J. Reynolds Tobacco Company's Camel brand of Lung-Death Cancer-Sticks™ between 1987 and 1997 when the FTC finally put a bullet in his dick-shaped head for spending the past decade glorifying deadly tobacco products to impressionable young children and reckless teenagers who were most likely just going to die a few years later in Columbine anyways.


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