Regular Show

Regular Show is essentially the same thing as its fellow shitty Cartoon Network series, Adventure Time (furries, a useless protagonist overshadowed by his manchild sidekick, spawning a copious amount of gay porn, etc.) but where Adventure Time is about pedophiles on acid, Regular Show is more on the lines of furfag stoners. Most of its episodes can be summed up as "two furries fighting whatever the writers pulled out of their ass that week", and sometimes the above with shipping.

What was originally ment to be a show about a human zoo tended by animals, Cartoon Network spotted the potential original idea and shut it down, as they cannot allow an original idea to broadcast on their channel and, probably, because the original series would have spawned more hardcore furry porn than sonic.

Regular Show was developed by James Quintel, an artfag whose mediocre cartoons are the main source of Cartoon Network's death, while Adventure Time was developed by Pendleton Ward and Frederator Studios (creators of another cartoon where pedos and fags make up most of the cast). Regardless of the two creators' differences, both cartoons' fanbases consist of the same closet manchildren who watch cartoons with hopes that doing so will either make them hip unique snowflakes or revive their precious 90's cartoons (ironic goals considering that Regular Show is boring as fuck and Adventure Time forces as much auto-tune on the viewers as the average modern musician).

Plot

	“	(00:51) @mrbraindead: this is not for kids (00:51) @mrbraindead: this is the ren and stimpy for kids who are in MENSA	„

Regular Show somehow manages to have even less effort placed unto its plot, as even though the world gets nearly destroyed in most of the episodes, it's never referenced to again. So it's nice to know that the show's creators possess the same attention-span as its fanbase.

The closest thing Regular Show has to offer that resembles a plot is Mordecai's crush on a robin named "Margaret", despite it being an obvious slut as it appeared to have a new boyfriend in every episode it was in. In recent episodes though, Margaret has revealed to be single and is warming up on Mordecai. Why should I give a fuck and what's with the "it" and not "she" you may ask? Well, you see how Margaret is red? In reality, only male robins carry red feathers, making Mordecai...

Characters

Both Regular Show's concept and cast show that they were made by Quintel's art college years; it's just boring furries doing boring things.

• Mordecai and Rigby: Rigby is an overzealous raccoon who is Mordecai's best friend. Even though the little shit's stupidities are the only thing that keep the episode's plot moving forward, that doesn't change the fact that he's the most annoying character in the show. Mordecai is the boring one. Together they're employed as park groundskeepers, but being an art college graduate, he even sucks at that. Rigby became a bit more bearable as the show went on while Mordecai remained a whiny little faggot.

• Benson: A bipolar gumball machine who, aside from being a shitty boss for not even being able to handle the two morons, is notable for his rage fits and penchant for ruining any potential fun his underlings may be having.

• Pops: A senile lollipop whose British accent and 5-year-old mentality earn him the title of being the biggest fag in the show. At some time, he was apparently a somewhat more functional being, until the duo crushed him with a golf cart and gave him brain damage.

• Muscle Man: His real name is Mitch Sorrenstein. Arguably the only thing stupider than Rigby, as he considers himself to be superior to everyone despite being a fat, green-skinned midget that always cracks "My mom!" jokes. His best friend is a ghost with a hand sticking out of its head in high-five position, creatively named Hi Five Ghost.

• Hi-Five Ghost: Muscle Man's butt buddy. Is by far the most useless of the main characters and barely ever talks, let alone gets involved in the plot. In recent episodes, the creators seem to have remembered that he exists, and have given him a bit of backstory as well as a (human, for some reason) girlfriend, but by this point it's just shit nobody cares about.

• Skips: A bodybuilding Yeti who cleans up after Mordecai and Rigby's shit.

• Margaret: A female robin that fucks human men and is a coffee shop mistress. Her only purpose was to be Mordecai's love interest. Went to college and dumped Mordecai. Came back to make more unnecessary drama.

• CJ: A cloud or smoke or something, and is a coffee shop mistress. Her only purpose is to be Mordecai's love interest after Margaret dumps him.

• Eileen: She's to Rigby as Margaret is to Mordecai, but while Margaret has the personality of cardboard box, Eileen has the personality of a Styrofoam crate. While she is supposed to be a mole, she looks like a human more than anything for some strange reason.

• Thomas: Originally the Meg Griffin of Regular Show, then turned into a James Bond Russian Spy rip-off after the writers forgot he was a character. Furries shat their pants in anger after he left the show.

Episodes

See Regular Show/Episode Guide

There's also a special called 「Ｂｒｉｌｌｉａｎｔ　Ｃｅｎｔｕｒｙ　Ｄｕｃｋ　Ｃｒｉｓｉｓ　Ｓｐｅｃｉａｌ」; otherwise known as "Every mecha anime ever, go yoai yourselves desu".

Galleries

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See Also

• deviantART
• Drugs
• FurAffinity
• Hipsters
• Tumblr

External Links

• A Regular Show fanboy's generic butthurt response to this article

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