Anderson Lee Aldrich

This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

	“	If they're animated its not illegal you fucking idiot.	„
	—Nick Brink the lawyer discussing animated kiddie porn.

That's a face only a mother could love. Too bad she's gone now.

Too much swag.

$240 out of $5000 raised from this failure of a fundraiser. His family and friends love him.

His amazing skills.

WTF HAX.

Anderson Lee Aldrich a.k.a. Joclings (Deadname: Nick Brink) is a l33t hax0r, pedophile and fag killer from Texas that graduated from CSIII at the top of his class and weighs well over 9000 kilograms. Spending all day lurking in the depths of the internet on child porn sites and gaming forums, if you so much as glanced in his direction, he'd immediately attempt to overpower you with his fat and tell you all about his success on the internet. When he wasn't hunting for kids to lure into his sexual fantasies, you could find him indulging in worthless Chinese cartoons. Like all intellectual individuals, he's tried to take a trip to the holy land so that he can legally molest children. His attempt at gathering funds, led by his grandmother, inevitably failed because who wants to send an antisocial loser to best country where he'll just eat, sleep, and try to pick up women?

Due to being molested by his both his mother and father, he lived with his grandmother Pamela Pullen -- who somehow manages to always have enough money to put towards food in order to keep this balloon from deflating. This all changed when last thursday he changed his name due to "online bullying" and then shot up a gay bar in Colorado. It wasn't our fault, we swear!

Aliases

• Aync
• Joclings
• Noclings
• Modnick
• TheAzzbackward
• howtoodothings

Words of wisdom

Nick Brink is nothing but a fountain of wisdom.

	“	I want to cut your neck.	„
	—Sec swatting you

	“	Im not a fucking pedophile	„
	—Nick Brink in denial.

	“	Did you know that mullvad keeps logs?	„
	—Who wouldn't trust this master hacker?

	“	found your tor exit	„
	—DDoS coming!

	“	89.105.194.69	„
	—Someone's going to get rooted!

	“	says the guy that uses public vpn + tor	„
	—Nick Brink the CSIII graduate.

	“	"Hai guys this is a great VPN I use "CyberGhost VPN" Here Is A Tutorial!"	„
	—Master doxing skills.

	“	Do you know what the black hand is	„
	—He has connections.

	“	btw ive been feeding you fake info	„
	—Nick Brink the undoxable.

	“	lolwat my name isn't even nick lmfao	„
	—He's delusional, Jim.

	“	Alright. Now that you've tried finding accurate information on me but failing, its my turn	„
	—Nick Brink, the hacker on steriods realizing he has an ED page.

	“	I need the ed removed, and then we can move on with our lives. Can you please try?	„
	—My real name and pictures are on there

	“	I have money bro i can even pay before hand ive even apologized for everything	„
	—Help me!!!1!111!

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YouTube

Like all prepubescent boys, Nick Brink makes horrible videos and uploads them to YouTube in a desperate claim to fame. Don't just take someone's word for it; see for yourself.

Club Q Killer

In November 2022, Aldrich went to a Colorado LGBT Nightclub and decided to do God's work for him. Tired of waiting for AIDS to do its job, Aldrich killed 2 people and 3 subhuman faggots and injured 19 others. Similarly to the gays in the bar, Aldrich was stunning and brave in his decision to NOT kill himself, although maybe he was just worried the body fat would mean he could tank a few headshots.

Aldrich did manage to waddle home after the shooting, and might have had enough time to flee the country if he wasn't so fat and slow, but instead the fat blob made a "threatening" video where he dared the police to come and arrest him. Maybe it's all part of his genius plan, as he's now in custody and awaiting trial for five counts of first degree murder.

See also

• Randy Stair

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