User:Crossbow

Hey!		This user hasn't edited much, but they show great potential. You can help fit them for a top-notch pair of lollerskates by providing constructive crisisim on their edits and vandalizing the user pages of unhelpful assholes. See this user on RC? Want to help them? Sign in then, dumbass!

This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

Crossbow is yet another retarded mass shooting obsessed loser who shits out hundreds of mass shooting articles. You can help this user by reminding them that committing a mass shooting is for twinks who can’t get laid and that they will never be like Anders but instead will likely be worse than AlGore.

Hookwhack (stylized elsewhere as hookwhack) is an autistic retard obsessed with mass murder who should be avoided AT ALL COSTS. I joined Encyclopedia Dramatica on the 6th of November 2023 and the Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums the day before on the 5th, after lurking and loling at the finest since 2021, I finally decide to spread some autistic faggotry and shit nobody cares about lulz myself.

I’m very knowledgable obsessed in regards to mass murder and other faggots who failed to top the score, so I sometimes add my “knowledge” here. I often reshape articles to follow a nicer layout and make them easier to read. I used to edit Wikipedia and some other wikis but outside of wikifaggotry, my hobbies include fitness and vidya.

Contributions

Articles created

• Laaiti Ekenstéen - Article of the Now for November 13 & November 14, 2023
• Inejirō Asanuma
• Rina Palenkova

Articles improved

• Halle synagogue shooting - Demoted from Crap article status
• Wade Michael Page
• Anton Lundin Pettersson
• Kip Kinkel
• Otoya Yamaguchi - Article of the Now for November 21 & November 22, 2023
• Hugo Jackson
• John Earnest
• Patrick Crusius
• Philip Manshaus
• Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage

Articles edited

• High Score
• Brenton Tarrant
• Payton Gendron
• 8chan
• PewDiePie
• Brenda Ann Spencer
• Shinzo Abe
• Metaverses
• Liminal Spaces

Other mass murder obsessed idiots like myself

• User:ForcedMeme - EDitor who smells of paella and a pretty cool guy, possible 2nd AlGore
• User:Genberg47 - EDitor who beat me to making the Ryan Palmeter article, kewl editor
• User:Paul in the Mall - EDitor since 2020 who has made more edits than I can count to, likely High Score expert
• User:SnowPike - EDitor who has made really good articles.
• User:Carpice - EDitor who knows I am new faggot but thinks I have great potential