Stock Market

	“	In order that you should not come to the conclusion that the movements of the stock exchange are inexplicable and that nothing is firm, take note and realize that there are three causes of a rise in the prices on the exchange and three of a fall: the conditions in India, European politics, and opinion on the stock exchange itself. For this last reason the news is often of little value, since counteracting forces may operate in the opposite direction.	„
	—Joseph de la Vega, Confusion of Confusions (1688)[1]

	“	Here they come to sell again	„
	—Foreshadowing before the flash crash[2]

	“	Stop it, it's gotta hit a limit	„
	—Is that so?[3]

	“	Buying options is not a lottery, but that doesn't mean it isn't a casino	„
	—Unknown

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A stock market may refer to:

• Capitalism, or packet switching based crypto-socialism
• Cryptocurrency, known for being fake and gay (and for more reasons than one)
• Economy and economics, a clever balance between jewgold and bux4sux
• GameStop Short Squeeze
• Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle
• Holland, the assholes who created this bullshit
• Laissez-faire, whatever the fuck that means
• Robinhood, because bleached Bay Area nigs will nog in the same way when directly compared to Metallica discovering Napster
• Tencent, social credit just happens to be Chinas "stock market" along with its housing market[4]
• Wall Street

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