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Revision as of 09:37, 13 January 2023
Surferbrg (Bernie Garcia) is a self-proclaimed furfag. Like most furfags, he is a whiny, butthurt little fucktard who deletes comments on his videos full of faggotry and blocks the relentless trolls who ravage his Tubes. Somehow Surferbrg was a fursuiter before he became an actual furfag.
Quotes
—Bernie, telling the Internet his future plans | ||
—Bernie, apparently blind to his ironic lulz | ||
—Bernie, being a smug asshole | ||
Surferbrg on YouTube
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Surferbrg's quest for a fursona
Part of the true meat to this lulzcow is the complete mental retardation of his cerebral cortex, disabling his use of proper logic. He guides his life by a series of internet quizzes - four of them, to be exact - due to his inability to think for himself. However he took not one, not two, nor three, but four ONLINE tests, to indicate he was indeed... a furry. Apparently, owning a Sonic The Hedgehog fursuit does not clearly indicate you are a furfag. As further testimony to his amazing stupidity, here are his "test" results:
- 35% wolf
- 35% fox
- 30% raccoon
- 35% cat
- 10% skunk
- 45% misc. characters (Not Sonic)
Waaaaait a minute... grab your calculators, kids! Does 35 + 35 + 30 + 35 + 10 + 45 = 100%? His results have a slight discrepancy. Have no fear, us here at ED have taken over 9000 individual tests in order to clear up any confusion. After consulting a top panel of analysts, we have come to the conclusion that Surferbrg is comprised of:
- 100% Faggotry
External Links
Bernie's YouTube Channel
Bernie's MySpace page (WARNING: Extremely gay background)- Bernie's Facebook page
- Bernie's Stickam profile
- Bernie's UStream profile
- Bernie's shitty Freewebs site
- Skype: sonichd
- MSN: [email protected]
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