Fallout: Shadow of Boston/Perks

	Strength	Perception	Endurance	Charisma	Intelligence	Agility	Luck
1	Iron Fist ☆☆☆☆☆ Your fists are lethal weapons that can penetrate even the hardest metal known to man.	Pickpocket ☆☆☆☆ You can stick live grenades in people's pants.	Toughness ☆☆☆☆☆ Years of steroid abuse have made you incapable of feeling pain.	Jew ☆☆☆ As a a jew you have gained the ability to buy things cheaper and sell them for more.	V.A.N.S. ☆ The worst possible path to your current quest objective will be displayed in V.A.T.S.	Gunslinger ☆☆☆☆☆ You do more damage with one-handed guns.	Scrounger ☆☆☆☆ You'll find more ammo in containers.
2				Lady Killer ☆☆☆ You're a professional pimp – Slapping your hoes now does massive damage. Black Widow ☆☆☆ As a professional feminist you enjoy kicking white cishet males in the bollocks and drinking male tears.		Commando ☆☆☆☆☆ You do moar damage with automatic rifles.	Fortune Finder ☆☆☆☆ Your enemies may turn into a shower of bottle caps when you kill them.
3				Lone Wanderer ☆☆☆ You have mastered the art of being an eternal virgin and can draw nearly limitless power from your perpetual loneliness.	Gun Nut ☆☆☆☆ You're going for the High Score.		Bloody Mess ☆☆☆☆ Your enemies will often explode into bloody chunks of flesh when you hit them with anything.
4		Chem Resistant ☆☆ You love doing drugs.		Mister Sandman ☆☆☆ You kill people in their sleep because you're a complete pussy.	H4xx0r ☆☆☆☆ You have mastered Computer Science III.		Mysterious Stranger ☆☆☆ The Mysterious Stranger will sometimes appear in V.A.T.S. to troll your enemies.
5		Demolition Expert ☆☆☆☆ ALLAHU AKBAR!	Aquaman ☆☆ You can breath underwater.	Animal Friend ☆☆☆ You can rape animals at gunpoint.	Scrapper ☆☆ You have a tendency to break things.	Action Boy/Girl ☆☆ Your action points recover faster.	Retard ☆☆☆ There is a chance that you will earn more experience for any action. This chance increases if you are retarded.
6	Hoarder ☆☆☆☆ You need to stop picking up every single fucking item that you find.				WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE? ☆☆☆☆ You can make mods for energy weapons.	Gotta go fast! ☆☆☆ Bullets are less likely to hit you if you're running.
7				Alcoholic ☆☆☆ You're a drunk.	Chemist ☆☆☆☆ You're a drug dealer.	Ninja ☆☆☆ You gain ninja powers.
8			Cannibal ☆☆☆ You enjoy feasting on the flesh of your fellow man.		Robotics Expert ☆☆☆ You can rape robots.	Quick Hands ☆☆ You can reload your guns and fap faster.	Fighting Irishman ☆☆☆☆ Racist perk.
9		Penetrator ☆☆ You can penetrate anything in V.A.T.S.	Ghoulish ☆☆☆ You're becoming a radioactive zombie and should kill yourself immediately.	Wasteland Whisperer ☆☆☆ You can rape Deathclaws at gunpoint.
10	Pain Train ☆☆☆ You can run over little old ladies while wearing power armour.	Concentrated Fire ☆☆☆ Why the fuck is this a level 10 perk?	Solar Powered ☆☆☆ The sun now gives you superpowers in addition to giving you cancer.	The Rapeman ☆☆☆ You can rape people at gunpoint.	Virgin With Rage ☆☆☆ You get bullet time when your health drops below 20%.	Gun Fu ☆☆☆ You've mastered the ancient art of gundoh.	Ricochet ☆☆☆ Your enemies will often shoot themselves because you're so fugly.