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==Background== | ==Background== | ||
Before great acts of justice, this brave gentleman without a fedora | [[File:Imaninjabelieveit.jpg|thumb|left|250px|dressed for success.]] | ||
But because his terrible tuberculosis cough scared away all the delightful young | Before great acts of justice, this brave gentleman, dressed without a fedora (because they weren't invented yet), tried to get into teh vagina by using the ancient Japanese custom of ''Yobai''. Yobai is where you sneaked into a house, in the hopes that occupant wanted to fuck you. Seriously. Look it up. We'll wait... | ||
This meant only option: | |||
...But because his terrible tuberculosis cough scared away all the delightful young unwed Japanese whores; before he could creampie them, he never got to shoot his load. It is only natural that he would become [[Depression|depressed]]. This meant only option: | |||
== The killings == | == The killings == | ||
Revision as of 22:00, 5 June 2016
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| Mutsuo Toi | |
| Nationality: | Japanese 
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| Highscore | Killed 31, injured 3 |
| Top 25? | 5th Place 1st: Sir Anders Behring Breivik 2nd: Woo Bum-kon 3rd: Martin Bryant 4th: Cho Seung-Hui 6th: Campo Elías Delgado |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes - Did it with a shotgun |
Mutsuo Toi was a pre-war Elliot Rodger, who after being rejected by all the girls because he suffered from tuberculosis, decided that enough was enough and decided to enact all the best things Japanese and a shotgun. Yes, this handsome boy went on to the make the world proud by using an actual katana for some of his kills, like a motherfucking ninja. And a shotgun, in true ninja fashion. You don't think this guy is a ninja? Well you are just wrong.
Background
Before great acts of justice, this brave gentleman, dressed without a fedora (because they weren't invented yet), tried to get into teh vagina by using the ancient Japanese custom of Yobai. Yobai is where you sneaked into a house, in the hopes that occupant wanted to fuck you. Seriously. Look it up. We'll wait...
...But because his terrible tuberculosis cough scared away all the delightful young unwed Japanese whores; before he could creampie them, he never got to shoot his load. It is only natural that he would become depressed. This meant only option:
The killings
This kid was a fucking ninja. First he literally beheaded his grandma with an ax. Because it was the best way not to put any shame upon her, as she raised him. And it only got better from there. This guy cut off the entire power to the village, and then mounted two flashlights to his head, entering every house, either blasting them with his trusty Browning shotgun, or just cutting them with a katana like a true gentleman. It ended when he did like Pearl Harbor and Kurt Cobain'ed himself in the chest. That brought his total tally up to 31, including himself.
High Score
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| Kill count: | 31/20 |
| Accuracy: | 20/20 31 kills, 3 injured |
| Style: | 25/20 Ninja Style |
| Butthurt: | 14/20 |
| Bonus: | 17/20 |
| Total score: 107/100 (S) | |
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