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This article is perfect. Don't fuck with it!
- This is the 3000th Article.
- This article may serve as a punchline for e-lawyer jokes.
- Punchlines involving this article may be created by adding a new section and filling in the details of the joke there.
- Example: "According to Section 4, Paragraph 2, Sentence 2 of the 3000th Article, you are a furry and must either pay the furry fine of $286,124 or proceed to the electric chair of your choice for summary destruction."
- In regions where, due to the removal of capital punishment, the actions described in Section 1, Paragraph 1, Sentence 1 are not possible, please report to a vet.
- Example: "According to Section 4, Paragraph 2, Sentence 2 of the 3000th Article, you are a furry and must either pay the furry fine of $286,124 or proceed to the electric chair of your choice for summary destruction."
- This is Section 2, Paragraph 1, Sentence 1 of the 3000th Article.
- This is Section 2, Paragraph 2, Sentence 1 of the 3000th Article.
- This is Section 2, Paragraph 2, Sentence 2 of the 3000th Article.
- This is Section 2, Paragraph 2, Sentence 1 of the 3000th Article.
- If you still do not understand the 3000th Article, please fellate me.
- This section contains important laws.
- Like this one.
- Furries are fucked in the head.
- A furry is defined as anyone who thinks they're an animal (note this animal will always be a cute animal. No one is ever a beetle or a pig).
- All furries OTI shall summararily pay a weekly tax of $286,124. This is referred to as the living tax and if not paid they will be killed.
- An exception will be made for all female furries who have tested negative for internet disease (approximately 0.001% of all furries). They will merely perform community service once a week. Failure to perform this community service will result in mandatory fines.
- Following the rule set down by Section 2, Paragraph 2, Sentence 1 of the 3000th Article, this is not Section 2, Paragraph 1, Sentence 1 of the 3000th Article, but rather Section 5, Paragraph 1, Sentence 1 of the 3000th Article. Furthermore, the portion of Section 5, Paragraph 1, Sentence 1 of the 3000th Article following the language "but rather" will be known as Section 5, Paragraph 1, Sentence 1, Clause 1 of the 3000th Article, and so on.
- Based on the rule set down in Section 5, Paragraph 1, Sentence 1 of the 3000th Article, there can be no duplicate Article, Section, Paragraph, Clause combinations which produce the same effectual language.
- Redundency within the 3000th Article is discouraged, except for lulz.
- This extension will be known as Section 5, Paragraph 1, Sentence 1, Clause 2, even though it is headed by a 1.
- This clause does not deserve a name.
- Redundency within the 3000th Article is discouraged, except for lulz.
- Based on the rule set down in Section 5, Paragraph 1, Sentence 1 of the 3000th Article, there can be no duplicate Article, Section, Paragraph, Clause combinations which produce the same effectual language.
- From hence forward, a luser hoping to become an ED sysop has to beat out this man in the activity portrayed.
- Not being here during the creation of this article is grounds to lose sysop.
- Furthermore, all contributing encyclopedia dramatica users should make an attempt to add one clause, sentence, paragraph, or section to the 3000th article.
- All edits to the 3000th Article should be as specific as possible, leaving no extraneous word unturned, unexplored, or unraped.
- Not making edits to the 3000th article constitutes reasonable grounds for
- having the noncontributor's rectum peed in.
- calling the noncontributor a scientologygist.
- Scientologygist is not a misspelling.
- Furthermore, all contributing encyclopedia dramatica users should make an attempt to add one clause, sentence, paragraph, or section to the 3000th article.
- User:Thedreadedkettle and User:Einsidler are, in as few words allowed for 3000th Article use while remaining in complience with Section 7 paragraph 2 sentence 2, n00bz.
- If you are reading this, YOU are a noob.
- Section 1, Paragraph 1, Article 1 is a lie.
- Section 9, Paragraph 2 states that nothing in the 3000th article is a lie in accordance with Section 10, Paragraph 1.
- Section 9, Paragraph 2 has no idea what the fuck it's talking about
- No part of the 3000th article may be taken out of context, except for section 7, paragraph 2, sentance 1.
- User:Entropy must make one (1) addition to the 3000th article stating that User:Entropy has made one (1) addition to the 3000th article.
- The use of old memes is prohibited OTI.
- As used in this section, the term "old" is defined as existing for over 9000 seconds.
- Section 13, Paragraph 2 of this Article does not violate Section 13 unless you want to be a dick about it.
- Violators of Section 13, Paragraph 1 are no longer entitled to free internets, even in severe cases of epic win.
- As used in this section, the term "old" is defined as existing for over 9000 seconds.
- In Section 1, Paragraph 2, Sentence 1, the term "Jewish", though not actually used, will now be changed to "porchnigger" to encourage tolerance.
Comments
That was the most anti-climatic thing I've ever seen. --Sheneequa 19:07, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
Lol, that's right. Stubs don't count as articles, we still have 2,999. --Sheneequa 19:08, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
- Not according to Special:Statistics, which says "there are 3,000 pages that are probably legitimate content pages." --mustard!ass complain 19:12, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
- Now it's an article. --Sheneequa 19:13, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
This article wins the internet --Not an E! Insider 04:12, 18 June 2006 (UTC)
- Only the Pain series rivals this in the awesomeness department-but it still wins-Ket 04:17, 18 June 2006 (UTC)
- Bah! I sneer at the pain series. It would be a much better article if someone could hunt down the other images. I might have a few, actually... --Bastardman 18:07, 19 June 2006 (UTC)
"a luser hoping to become an ED sysop has to beat out this man in the activity portrayed." --Not an E! Insider 05:42, 18 June 2006 (UTC)
- gay --Drunkenlazybastard 00:29, 21 November 2007 (CST)