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User:Einsidler

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This user has been on ED for
18 years, 8 months and 5 days.


I've been on ED longer than I'd been alive when I joined ED.


     Bank's closed
WARNING
This user is a thieving Jew.
Feel free to throw pennies at them and revert anything they lay their filthy merchant hands on.
"Any cafe is a cat cafe if you BYO"
Powerword Mensly
Race Australian Jew
Gender Nonbinary
An hero? I literally have two semicolons tattooed for each day of the week
Website http://mens.ly


You would not believe the shit I've been through since the ol' days.

If you need someone talked into killing themselves, I did that to me mum.

If you need someone with a degree in astrophysics, got one of those.

If you need someone earning shitloads of money doing a job they love, DON'T TELL THEM I'M BACK!

Employers don't like people being "amateur comedians playing a persona", it can look bad and holy shit did "Einsidler" say some doozies back in the day.

If you want to buy a book I wrote from before my ED days in the mid naughties, here's a link.

Beards

Before I switched to cleanshaven, I used to do some fun stuff with my beard. This is still the best, a valid Australian passport:

Balrog

My cats are more notable than me on the internet these days, Balrog has a few thousand followers. No "Grumpy Cat" but enough to get some discounts. I also recently got a second boy, who I have hired a voice actor for.

Erotica

TODO

I'm keeping a personal TODO list of things I want to write. I also keep an eye on the general list. Contact me via my talk page to request me to try to focus on something.

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