Eden Belmont

Eden Belmont
Powerword:	Zach Bradley
Aliases:	Xak-kun, Scabbed Angel 16, GirlDickofEden
Born:	January 30, 1991
Died:	TBD
Occupation:	Unemployed, Former Walmart Stock
Crimes:	Public Indecency · Theft
Diseases:	STDs
Orientation:	Bisexual
Fetishes:	Coprophilia · Piss · humiliation · Age Play · BDSM · Traps |· Far too many to list
Religion:	Satanic
Rating:	0/10 Would Not Bang

Eden Belmont (deadname: Zach Bradley) is a beautiful woman from Assfuck, Tennessee. She has become notable only as a professional Walmart Hooker, offering services including but not limited to: watersports, gloryholes, and double reach-arounds. When not being a literal, actual whore, Eden whores for attention online.

Relationships

Sexual

Here are some of the fine folks that lined up to have their way with Ms. Belmont.

Kim Alatore (Deadname: Jake Alatore) is a six and a half foot tall hulking beast of a tranny from Knoxville. Kim is currently dating Eden and wishes desperately to succeed a musician.

NekoArc (Deadname: Eric Harnishfeger) is an infamous camwhore who threw a temper tantrum that killed the iteration of cow that he owned for the sole reason that he was butthurt that anons were mocking a crazy tranny wannabe politician.

non-Sexual (we hope)

Eden doesn't seem to like his parents very much, frequently alluding to accusations that they were abusive when he was a child. However, like with many other lolcows, this is just a lie for attention. Which he has actually admitted to in the past while drunkposting.

Home Life

Eden is a crustpunk, and as such, lives in complete and total filth doing nothing but complain online and take it up the ass from other, slightly better looking, trannies while the filth piles up. Since becoming an adult, Eden has lived in a trailer outside his father's house and in a tranny methden.

Internet Activities

Eden was first discovered by the Kiwi Farms forum like a used condom on the side of the road. Eden thought that it would be a great idea to directly challenging the website to "COME AT [him]", and now brags that his thread was "twice featured" on their board.

The autistic army then descended upon Eden's online footprint and discovered it to be a vast collection of autism and faggotry, the likes of which have rarely ever seen or experienced by mere mortals. Including huge stints in the Furry and DeviantArt subcultures. Belmont's presence on any given website is bound to illicit disgust from normie passerby unfortunate enough to discover it. As well as impressing even other autists and deviants with how autistic and deviant the content is.

About missing Pics

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Anyone up for a round of the crying game? Eden Belmont is actually a tranny.      Enjoy your cock!   8====D (_(__)

ATTENTION! This luser is a lolcow, and should be trolled to death in the usual fashion. You can help by posting their nude pix or spamming their talk page.