Eden Belmont
| Eden Belmont | |
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| Powerword: | Zach Bradley |
| Aliases: | Xak-kun, Scabbed Angel 16, GirlDickofEden |
| Born: | January 30, 1991 |
| Died: | TBD |
| Occupation: | Unemployed, Former Walmart Stock |
| Crimes: | Public Indecency · Theft |
| Diseases: | STDs |
| Orientation: | Bisexual |
| Fetishes: | Coprophilia · Piss · humiliation · Age Play · BDSM · Traps |· Far too many to list |
| Religion: | Satanic |
| Rating: | 0/10 Would Not Bang |
Eden Belmont (aka Eden Luminoth, PissPrincex, ScabbedAngel16, and Xak-Kun) (deadname: Zach Bradley) is a beautiful woman from Assfuck, Tennessee. She has become notable only as a professional Walmart Hooker, offering services including but not limited to: watersports, gloryholes, and double reach-arounds. When not being a literal, actual whore, Eden whores for attention online.
Relationships
Sexual
Here are some of the fine folks that lined up to have their way with Ms. Belmont.
Kim Alatore (Deadname: Jake Alatore) is a six and a half foot tall hulking beast of a tranny from Knoxville. Kim is currently dating Eden and wishes desperately to succeed a musician. OOPS Not any more.
Kim kicked out Zachary after he was caught binging on meth, according to facebook posts from the former lovers.[1]
NekoArc (Deadname: Eric Harnishfeger) is an infamous camwhore who threw a temper tantrum that killed the iteration of cow that he owned for the sole reason that he was butthurt that anons were mocking a crazy tranny wannabe politician.
Eric has now taken in Eden, and they are going to be living together, so that'll be great.
non-Sexual (we hope)
Eden doesn't seem to like his parents very much, frequently alluding to accusations that they were abusive when he was a child. However, like with many other lolcows, this is just a lie for attention. Which he has actually admitted to in the past while drunkposting.
Home Life
Eden is a crustpunk, and as such, lives in complete and total filth doing nothing but complain online and take it up the ass from other, slightly better looking, trannies while the filth piles up. Since becoming an adult, Eden has lived in a trailer outside his father's house and in a tranny methden.
Internet Activities
Eden was first discovered by the Kiwi Farms forum like a used condom on the side of the road. Eden thought that it would be a great idea to directly challenging the website to "COME AT [him]", and now brags that his thread was "twice featured" on their board.
The autistic army then descended upon Eden's online footprint and discovered it to be a vast collection of autism and faggotry, the likes of which have rarely ever seen or experienced by mere mortals. Including huge stints in the Furry and DeviantArt subcultures. Belmont's presence on any given website is bound to illicit disgust from normie passerby unfortunate enough to discover it. As well as impressing even other autists and deviants with how autistic and deviant the content is.
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Enjoy your cock! 8====D (_(__) |
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ATTENTION!
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