Manly Tears

If you were looking for the /v/ lurking tripfag see Manlytears
If you were looking for feminist pandering see Male tears

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	“	Isn't that an oxymoron?	„
	—Anon

Manly Tears is a disease common in, but by no means limited to, anime and kung-fu movies. Some argue that it has recently made its way to the west and started to affect /b/tards, while others simply view it as a handy excuse which allows the Anon in question to well up inside without being accused of faggotry or starting a BAWWW thread.

When It Is Okay To Shed Manly Tears

If you win the championship, we'll look the other way.

North Korean World Cup player in a show of manly tears after being raped by Portugal's entire soccer team.

• When your sensei dies
• When you get kicked in the balls
• When your team loses in the World Cup
• When animals are abused
• When Snape Kills Dumbledore
• When Maes Hughes is killed and buried in Fullmetal Alchemist
• When Nina is a dog in Fullmetal Alchemist
• When your blood-brother dies
• When the lord commander of the Night's Watch gets the Julius Caesar treatment

	“	Towards the end, they showed the complete run of Tennant episodes and I watched them all. Manly tears, /b/. Manly tears.	„
	—Anon, shedding manly tears over Doctor Who being killed and replaced with Edward from Twilight

You decide

Sniff, sniff.

:(

I, uh, killed my wife.

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Gallery of Manly Tears

• Kenshiro practically invented Animu manly tears.
  Kenshiro practically invented Animu manly tears.
• Between practicing Dynamic Entry, Rock Lee and Guy-Sensei share many manly tears.
  Between practicing Dynamic Entry, Rock Lee and Guy-Sensei share many manly tears.
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  Crying Freeman gets manly tears after loving women and killing men, which makes his manly tears even manlier
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• At the end of Metal Gear Solid 3, Big Boss sheds manly tears for his dead oedipal mentor
  At the end of Metal Gear Solid 3, Big Boss sheds manly tears for his dead oedipal mentor
• It is TOTALLY okay to shed manly tears when- wait, Kamina dies!? MOTHER FUCK!
  It is TOTALLY okay to shed manly tears when- wait, Kamina dies!? MOTHER FUCK!
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  Shedding manly tears for those lost in Vietnam or wherever is both okay and encouraged, unless you hate freedom you pinko faggot.
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  Manly tears were legalised in America after 9/11.
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See Also

• BAWWW
• Waaaambulance
• You Bawww, You Lose
• Boo
• Dawwww - Embedding disabled.

Manly Tears is part of a series on the 2010 World Cup [OH GOD MY EARSBZZZZZZZZ]

Countries America • Argentina • Brazil • Chile • England • Germany • Ghana • Japan • Korea • Mexico • Failureland • Paraguay • Portugal • Slovakia • Spain • Uruguay Memes /sp/ • Zakumi • Vuvuzela • Felipeneto • South Africa • The Hand of Clod • The Hand of Dios • Paul the Psychic Octopus • John Terry • Diego Maradona • Robbenball • The Great Buttrape of Bloemfontein • Manly Tears • Zinedine Zidane