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[[File:Alex_jones_false_flag.png|thumb|right|So many false flags it makes Alex cross his eyes.]]
[[File:Alex_jones_false_flag.png|thumb|right|So many false flags it makes Alex cross his eyes.]]


'''Alex Jones''' is a [[lolcow]] millionaire [[Israel|Zionist]] kike lover and CIA agent who believes his taxes are too high and greenhouse gasses don't warm the planet. Also known as the fatter [[David Icke]], and the antimatter to [[Rush Limbaugh]], he describes himself as a "paleoconservative" (read: paranoid conspiracy theorist) and [[oxymoron|libertarian intellectual]] from [[Texas]]. He can prove all his theories are true; he merely chooses not to.
'''Alex Jones''' is a [[lolcow]] millionaire [[Israel|Zionist]] kike lover water filter salesman and CIA agent who believes his taxes are too high and greenhouse gasses don't warm the planet. Also known as the fatter [[David Icke]], and the antimatter to [[Rush Limbaugh]], he describes himself as a "paleoconservative" (read: paranoid conspiracy theorist) and [[oxymoron|libertarian intellectual]] from [[Texas]]. He can prove all his theories are true; he merely chooses not to.


"If you don't believe 9/11 was an inside job, it is because you consumed fluoride." OR "If you disagree with me, it is merely because you have consumed fluoride. Everybody that disagrees with me is a brainwashed sheeple." -These few quotes are commonly used by Alex Jones and his FOLLOWERS and exemplify the sublime [[logic]] and points of argumentation they implement. If the government had put out end of the world survival tips in response to the 2012 doomsday prophecy, and Jones saw them, he would have painted his entire office in semen, instead of his current {{colortext|#CC0099|I <3 Obama}} posters and blood of innocent people who he killed with his private drone, funded by your donations.  
"If you don't believe 9/11 was an inside job, it is because you consumed fluoride." OR "If you disagree with me, it is merely because you have consumed fluoride. Everybody that disagrees with me is a brainwashed sheeple." -These few quotes are commonly used by Alex Jones and his FOLLOWERS and exemplify the sublime [[logic]] and points of argumentation they implement. If the government had put out end of the world survival tips in response to the 2012 doomsday prophecy, and Jones saw them, he would have painted his entire office in semen, instead of his current {{colortext|#CC0099|I <3 Obama}} posters and blood of innocent people who he killed with his private drone, funded by your donations.  

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