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'''Barcelona Death Van 2017''' was a [[Exploding Van|motor-vehicle]] and [[Gun|firearm]] exhibition that was held in Barcelona, [[Spain]], on August 17th, [[2017]]. The event was organized by a group of [[Terrorists|peaceful Muslims]] who were inspired by the previous week's ''[[James Alex Fields|Roadkill Nights Powered by Dodge]]'' event in Charlottesville, Virginia. | '''Barcelona Death Van 2017''' was a [[Exploding Van|motor-vehicle]] and [[Gun|firearm]] exhibition that was held in Barcelona, [[Spain]], on August 17th, [[2017]]. The event was organized by a group of [[Terrorists|peaceful Muslims]] who were inspired by the previous week's ''[[James Alex Fields|Roadkill Nights Powered by Dodge]]'' event in Charlottesville, Virginia. | ||
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# The government proposes laws to ban cars. | # The government proposes laws to ban cars. | ||
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La Rambla, in the heart of Barcelona, is a mile-long tree-lined avenue that stinks of blocked drains, like everywhere else in the city. The street is full of pickpockets, whores, and junkies, and is renowned as being the [https://www.barcelona-tourist-guide.com/en/general/safety/barcelona-safety.html biggest crime hotspot in the whole of Spain.] 2017's carnage was therefore only to be expected. [[Some argue|Criminologists suggest]] that the Spanish police's slowness to apprehend the driver of the death van was a result of them hoping he would come back and do it again, to wipe out some more of the usual suspects who have reserved bunks at the local jail. Many locals shared this optimism since it could have curtailed the epidemic of "living statue" mimes stationed along the Rambla, which has now reached such proportions that there is approximately one mime per tourist. | |||
== Roadkill Nights Powered by Jihad == | == Roadkill Nights Powered by Jihad == | ||
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== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
* [[James Alex Fields]] | * [[James Alex Fields]] |
Revision as of 22:04, 21 August 2017
Barcelona Death Van 2017 was a motor-vehicle and firearm exhibition that was held in Barcelona, Spain, on August 17th, 2017. The event was organized by a group of peaceful Muslims who were inspired by the previous week's Roadkill Nights Powered by Dodge event in Charlottesville, Virginia.
It's basically the daily, normal thing in Europe.
- ISIS claims credit.
- Officials say the attack has nothing to do with Islam.
- The government proposes laws to ban cars.
Venue
La Rambla, in the heart of Barcelona, is a mile-long tree-lined avenue that stinks of blocked drains, like everywhere else in the city. The street is full of pickpockets, whores, and junkies, and is renowned as being the biggest crime hotspot in the whole of Spain. 2017's carnage was therefore only to be expected. Criminologists suggest that the Spanish police's slowness to apprehend the driver of the death van was a result of them hoping he would come back and do it again, to wipe out some more of the usual suspects who have reserved bunks at the local jail. Many locals shared this optimism since it could have curtailed the epidemic of "living statue" mimes stationed along the Rambla, which has now reached such proportions that there is approximately one mime per tourist.
Roadkill Nights Powered by Jihad
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How Western media depicted Driss Oukabir.
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Bernie Sanders lays on the street and sucks his wife's tits.
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KIDS DIE FREE! THIS THURSDAY ONLY!
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Liberals dealing with Islamic Terror.
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