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Article of the Now

Fundamental Paper Education

Each and every day, a random YouTube video sporadically blows up in views due to YouTube's FUBAR algorithm, and Fundamental Paper Education (FPE) is no exception. FPE is a shitty YouTube animation that not a SINGLE person cares about, created by some kike named Kaaatie. It's a rehash of Baldi's Basics except with shitty tweening animation and big tiddied teachers for all of the coomers to lust over.

~~Oh, and btw, this is becoming a series. That's great! Just fucking GREAT.~~ FUGGIN CANNED

(( Minus 70 million views! Smoking that FPE pack tonight! ))


What have I missed?	Playstation 5 2 days ago	Thanksgiving 4 days ago	Suicide 6 days ago

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Thread of the Now

Someone has been a busy little BEAVER ♥

Saddest story ever: dude on our forum likes all his own posts with three sockpuppets and pretends to be an 18 year old girl for six months to flirt with people in exchange for more likes. Succeeds in seducing a lesbian

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... that ED is turning 20 years old in December?
... that the Internet Archive got haxxored recently, not once, but twice? (See 31 million of you on HIBP!)
... that a Trump sign started a shoot out in Las Vegas?
... that Doge has died?
... that Iran's president has died in a helicopter crash?
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... that Liam Payne ( The One Direction Faggot) died in Argentina after falling from a balcony; If it was an attempt at being an hero is unknown.

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	“	Sometimes a loss is the best thing that can happen. It teaches you what you should have done next time.	„
	—Snoop Dogg

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