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Kanadajin (a.k.a. Mira) is a Muslim-convert Jvlogger from Canada who has become infamous on the internet for making videos about Japan. Her most popular series was "Gaijin tips" where she told other foreigners what to do and how to be Japanezu like herself. She also made "Housewife in Japan" videos where she made shitty cooking lessons for people too lazy to use Google. Despite showing characteristics of the common weaboo, Mira considers herself to be the supreme expert on all things Nihon. In reality, her knowledge of Japan is based on sweeping generalizations, and TV stereotyping. She loves Japan so much she changed her legal last name to Nagayama, after a station on the Keio Line in Tokyo that she used to live in, to this day it is a mystery why she didn't chose "Mira Akihabara". She named her Youtube channel kanadajin3 so she could call herself "kanadajin-san," and look down on her followers. She is based out of Tokyo and has been living there continuously since 2011.
She is known for removing comments of people who she does not agree with or those who try to call her out on her bitchy attitude. She blocks anyone on social media that she considers or suspects to be a hater. She even attacks her fans and ask her fans to prove to her that they are not haters.
Early Days
Mira claims she is from Toronto but has said numerous times on her Facebook, Blog, Twitter and in the comments and on videos that she was born in Northern Ontario, in a tribal village that is too small to fit on a map. She used to have a video showing her audience footage of how she and her family used to have to survive by killing wildlife but she has taken down the video due to numerous complaints she received from PETA noobs. Her dad is a drug addict and her mom drank heavily while pregnant, which resulted in Mira's fetal alcohol syndrome features. Mira was a heavy weeaboo, admitting in earlier videos to frequenting izakayas and latching onto the first Japanese man who would take her to Japan. She started her first YouTube channel called The girl who loves to BI%%CH where she badmouthed everything her tiny brain could think of until she nuked it and started her Japan channel.
Becoming a true white Japanese
Around 2013 Mira started to make videos saying that she is a true white Japanese person. She claimed that she was going to apply for Japanese citizenship and made many videos shoving this fact down her viewers throats. In 2016 she applied for Japanese citizenship but was denied sometime early 2017. She claims that the reason she was denied was because she had to leave her work at a restaurant because somebody put her work information online and the stalkers were following her (all in her head). She made a video 1 more before crying and begging for money from her fans so that she could buy lots of expensive items, since she wont be able to afford it after she lost her job. Even though she claims she is not heart broken from her weeb dreams being finished, all her videos since being denied citizenship she appears to be on drugs.
Video about how she got denied Japanese citizenship
Personality
More Japanese Than Canadian
And she doesn't like foreigners bringing their culture into her Japan, despite the fact that she's an inbred white girl and half her videos are rants about Japanese people doing things the "wrong way." But it's okay for her to say that, because she's Japanese. She's even fluent in the language.
She knows perfect Japanese except for writing, reading, and speaking. Her Japanese is so bad that Japanese viewers have to ask each other to translate her Japanese.
Her dream is to be a housewife in Japan and have Japanese babies. The babies will be so Japanese that she's stated repeatedly she'll refuse to let them learn English since "It's not needed."
Pictures of her supposed second husband were leaked on Pretty Ugly Little Liar, Mira told everyone she's single so she can keep reliving her kyabakura days, sucking Japanese dick for Burberry and Louis Vuitton knockoffs. She still tells everyone she's single, and whenever anyone mentions anything about her husband she bursts into ragemode and threatens to call the cops or lawyers. EDIT: It is confirmed that Mira has no relation to the man who was appearing on PULL as her husband, have received documentation from the man complaining that he has nothing to do with her, doesn't want to talk to her and has not seen her in almost a year. The man in her pictures is her ex boyfriend but doesn't wish to be associated with her (even he can't stand her). It has been suspected that she is married to Rody or is married to her ex husband who apparently left the country.
Takedown Notice
Kanadajin3 likes to google herself and lurked the Kiwi Farms forum until it shut down. (It's similar to the PULL forum.) She saw a post regarding her, got buthurt and sent an email to the forum crying for her pictures to be removed.
Visa
Mira claims she came to Japan on a working holiday visa but it is suspected that she got married before she came to Japan and arrived on a spouse visa. She now claims to have permanent residence visa, even though she has not been living in Japan for five years. There are speculations that she is here on a spouse visa from her ex husband, has no visa and is over staying in Japan, or that she is on a tourist visa and keeps leaving the country re-entering to gain another 90 day access to her kawaii kingdom.
Extreme Narcissism and Fake Accounts
Mira deletes almost every negative comment, constructive criticism, and difficult questions from her Youtube and Facebook. She keeps small criticisms here and there so that her unaware followers don't get suspicious.
Other fake accounts include /u/kakunin on reddit, made specifically to post her new videos immediately after uploading. But the only thing /r/japan hates more than jbloggers are jbloggers named kanadajin, and being the extremely transparent shit-filled paper bag she is, everyone immediately knew what she was doing and downvoted the everloving shit out of her.
Her sockpuppet ways were first revealed through the website Pretty Ugly Little Liar. Most of her hilarious attempts at defending herself can be found there. She also posts all her new video uploads to 2ch in an attempt to find more Japanese male followers she can whore out to.
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Deleting posts
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Posting herself on Reddit
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Being warmly welcomed on Reddit.
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Mira self posted on /pol/ for whiteknights
No Morals
Like a true sociopath, Mira actually has no opinions. She says whatever she thinks will get her the most attention or followers at the time. Her current mode of operation is "extreme conservative", in order to woo the Japanese right-wing neto-uyo. These opinions consist of:
- Kill all the whales.
- Fukushima never hurt anyone.
- Comfort women are a lie.
- Women's places are in the home, and any woman who doesn't cook and become a mother is literally Hitler.
- China is also Hitler.
Fighting With Her "Fans"
Mira has carefully cultivated a reputation as a retarded mother badger who defends every sentence out of her mouth with blind rage. She's so dedicated to winning an argument that she will contradict herself many times over in desperate attempts to refute the newest accusation. Anyone who disagrees gets insulted, and then reported to the police for harassment.
Mira's current strategy is to claim that every negative comment about anyone online is something that should be reported to the police. She got into fights with her twitter followers after defending Sam_Pepper from criticism, saying people should just report him to the police and stop criticizing him online. She often says now whenever anything is mentioned about her life that she's terrified for her safety. This is in stark contrast to her previous philosophy, where she uploaded videos against anyone who criticized her (now all deleted). This includes the audio from a fight she had with her current husband, which she claimed to be domestic violence.
One previous video was dedicated completely to a single "crazy hater" of hers. She revealed the full name of the person who criticized her, belittled her for approximately ten minutes, and then defended her video (now deleted) in the comments. Update: After obsessing over her ED article, she unprivatized her video in a horribly stupid attempt to try to prove this article wrong. This is a prime example of her doing anything to try to win a new argument, even though it contradicts everything else she's been saying.
After reaching 80,000 subscribers on Youtube she declared that she's famous, and now she walks around outside in disguise so that she won't be recognized (because she fears for her safety).
Lies Mira's Been Caught In
As a known sociopath focused on winning her immediate arguments and nothing else, every other sentence Mira says is a lie. This results in constant contradictions because she can't keep her stories straight. She will also reverse any argument at any time to suit her current needs, no matter how bad it makes her look or how much evidence there is of her previous standpoint.
Denying her real name
Kanadajin's real name is Miranda, but since that isn't Japanese enough, she pretends she was born with the name Mira. Despite being called Miranda in various videos, being called Miranda by her ex-boyfriend, and having old accounts on other websites under the name Miranda, she flat out lies to her viewers and insists her name has always been only Mira.
Blackface Drama
Mira made plans to do a social experiment where she dressed up in blackface so she could prove there was no such thing as racism against black people in Japan. She supposedly walked around town, confusing and scaring the Japanese populace. But because no one tried to hang her she called the experiment a success and bragged about it in her comments.
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The drama about Kanadajin being blackface.
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so smart social experiment
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It's photoshop I swear
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so high quality makeup
Calling Other Jbloggers Competition
Mira is infamous for referring to youtube as a competition and other jbloggers as her competitors, but when she steals video ideas and makes the same videos suddenly youtube isn't a competition anymore.
Lying About Her Dad Being a Drug Addict
Mira once used her dad's history as a drug addict to try to win an internet argument, and then later when people kept bringing it up as an example of why she's retarded, she lied and said people made it up.
Being a Weeaboo
Mira pretends to have no interest in anime to avoid being called a weeaboo, and even publicly refers to anime as "cartoons" and manga as "comics" to further distance herself. She's stated before that she hates them, although after stalking Sharla and noticing the animu plushies Sharla puts in the background of her videos, Mira like always attempted to horribly copy her by adding ONE Pokemon stuffed animal to her background.
This all came to a head when her ex-boyfriend's blog was found, and he talked about how she had been dressing up as Pokemon and geisha for Halloween long before she had ever even come to Japan. This is in contrast to Mira's claims that she had absolutely no interest in Japan before suddenly moving on a whim one day with her Japanese husband.
Her ex-bf also has an entire blog post dedicated to her website, 123Japanese, where she was pretending to be an expert in the Japanese language in 2010, years before she ever went to Japan.
Using Men and Being a Gold Digger
Miranda likes to rant about women who use men for money, and women who marry for Japanese visas. This is because she's incapable of reflecting on her own issues and therefore projects them onto other people. By attacking other people for the things she does, she hopes to draw attention away from herself so no one will know how horrible she really is. In a blog post written by her ex-boyfriend, he talks about paying for everything for her after she dropped out of high school, even after she admitted to cheating on him by sleeping with another guy. Her ex-boyfriend also talks about how he knew she'd slept around before they even started dating in 2007, when she was 15.
She's known for illegally working kyabakura and sleeping with her customers so that they'll buy her expensive brand products. These days she sleeps with men not just for money, but also for support against internet "haters", and of course a visa.
She has a pussy raging with yellow fever and only dates Japanese men when possible. Her ex boyfriend, first husband, subsequent kyabakura customers, second husband and secret boyfriends have all been Japanese or at least half-Japanese.
Fake-ass Stories (2015)
Mira is a pathological liar, and when there's no drama for her to cover up she goes out of her way to create fake stories detailing her heroism instead.
Translation for those who don't speak retard:
"A black family was speaking in Japanese at a restaurant. The waiter spoke to them in English. The dad said 'I don't speak English' but the waiter continued anyway. The poor baby said, 'Mama, I don't understand.' Seeing this pathetic story unfold I became enraged and yelled at the waiter, 'THEY'RE JAPANESE! SPEAK TO THEM PROPERLY IN JAPANESE!' The mother cried and thanked me for saving them." | |
Wow such a hero this rly happened | |
Japan doesn't let in any Syrian refugees like every country in the world except white countries who are the only ones with open borders. [2] The refugees also are not starving [3][4] and would bitch about being given leftover food. They've complained a lot about food.[5] So Mira made this story straight up. No Syrians in Japan. If there were, Mira would be whining about being gang-raped all the time. | |
Mira, weeb queen of babies | |
There is no situation where this would happen |
Rise to Notoriety and Weeaboo Drama
Mira survives on YouTube by giving her videos attention grabbing names with a weird (often misleading) thumbnail. Her videos are often titled with some grabbing line, such as "CRAZY JAPANESE CANDY" or, "JAPANESE ARE STUPID?!?". This has allowed her to become e-famous without the effort of making interesting videos. She first gained a bit of negative attention on the site Pretty Ugly Little Liars, where a user posted a thread to ask what the fuck was Mira's deal. The thread expanded as other users speculated on her shitty attitude, as well as her ignorance on the topics she insisted on teaching others. After Mira caught wind of the thread, she decided to do the wise thing by making about a dozen sockpuppet accounts to defend her asshole. One interesting little trait about Mira is that she has a unique, one of a kind style of spelling and writing, and isn't into spellcheck. She attributes this to her "forgetting how to speak English", which is complete horse shit. It's actually because she's fucking stupid and can't spell. Mira consistently misspells the same words in the same way, which makes her writing style distinctive and easily recognizable. What Mira failed to realize at the time was that most people know how to spell at her age. This made her sockpuppet accounts easy to spot and she was laughed out of the thread. Aside from generally making an ass out of herself, it was also noted that Mira threw other Jbloggers, many of whom were her friends, under the bus to alleviate the attention from herself. This caused some drama within the weeb community, as Kanadajin had also been sending her irl Jblogger friends harassing messages through sockpuppet accounts on other sites.
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Japs sure do spend a lot of time defending white wimminz over the internet (/a/ announcing her as weeb of 2012)
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You didn't even try.
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More backstabbing through sock puppets
Exposed
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Sharla Truth
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Rachel Truth
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Kat Truth
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SHE WAS A GOOD GIRL DIDN'T DO NUFFIN
Rachel & Jun Drama (2013-2014)
After the sockpuppet accounts were outed by a PULL admin, a different Jblogger, Rachel & Jun, decided to share their own experiences with Mira.
As shown in the video, Mira is not the sharpest tool in the shed. One thing in particular that stands out about the sockpuppets is that she frequently accuses Rachel of marrying her husbando for a visa. HMMMMMMMMM. Much of Mira's attacks on other weeaboos were done to draw attention away from herself, so there's no doubt that this reflects on her personally. Mira met her Japanese ex-husband in Canada, moved to grorious Nippon with him, then divorced him when he wanted to get a job overseas. Gee wiz, Mira, projecting much? Mira made her own response video where she tried to be so confusing and abstract that no one would be able to figure out if she was admitting to anything or not. Unfortunately, she couldn't stop herself from looking like a psychopath.
Kanadajin then deleted all videos she used to have other bloggers in and any pictures of her old friends. She continued to upload new videos regardless of the large number of thumbs down from angry fans and haters. She went on ignoring the drama and blocking anyone who dare to talk about it. Sharla DramaThe Jblogger "Sharla in Japan", another Jblogging weeb friend, also cut off contact with Kanadajin3 suddenly a week before the Rachel drama started. Sharla was friends with Mira for 3 years and started her YouTube career shortly before Mira did, but didn't become noticed till her and Mira started making "Japanese snack fun" videos together. Sharla's channel became more famous as she made a video about Japanese condom ice cream, where she sprayed white ice cream all over herself that looked like cum. She posted on her Twitter that Mira had been talking shit about her and that Mira is a "bitch" and "wasn't a real friend" that she just "felt sorry for her". Mira attempted to contact Sharla on Twitter to act like she didn't know shit and ask why she was being blocked, but Sharla refused to answer with anything other than "you know why". After Sharla dropped Kanadajin from her friends list, Kanadajin's views and subs went down drastically so she started making semi-sexual videos of the most boring shit imaginable. She also attempted to turn things around by acting like a victim. She now cries everynite about how her life is in danger, and refuses to let her "friends" appear in her videos in order to "protect their identities." In reality, the truth is she has none because her love of burning bridges is unending.
Kat Loves Osaka Drama (2014)For someone who's constantly threatening to sue those who "slander" her image, Mira has no problem with using someone else's identity for her own gain. Kat Loves Osaka is another one of Miras former friends who was lied to and thrown under the bus so Kanadajin could boast about herself on one of her numerous sockpuupet accounts. Using the name "kyaripa2", Mira tried and failed to clear her name by calling other users "stalkers" for going through her publicly posted facebook and twitter posts. After users began to suspect that kyaripa2 was Mira, Mira contacted her friend Kat Loves Osaka and told her she was frightened of weirdos finding her profile. She then asked Kat for fake proof pictures to make them think it wasn't her, promising to obscure her face for her protection. After sending the pictures, Kat got a call from Sharla, asking if she had recently defended Kanadajin. After finding PULL, Kat found that Mira was using her image to whiteknight herself and to attack her own friends.
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