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Krul 24.jpg|We went from
Krul 24.jpg|Yes, 18-year-olds will [[Masturbate|"have a date with Rosie Palms"]] to this vamp, if she is younger than you. (even though she is in her hundreds in vampire years and stuck as a teen)
File:Ray and the dream ghost.gif|meeting up with ghostly women
File:Ray and the dream ghost.gif|This ghost woman likes to have fun with this guy.
File:Zach meets Ghost!Hannah.gif|to "having a date with Rosie Palms" to undead teens
File:Zach meets Ghost!Hannah.gif|So, Twilight exists huh? Then what if a ghost girl sparkles so blue in the moonlight, she came here looking like one of the ghosts from ''The Frighteners''?
KAWAII SUGOI MONSTER GIRLZ XDDDDDDDDD HA HA HA, OH WOW.jpg|to those kind of
The '80s answer to Monster High.png|[[Irony|We went from this]]
The '80s answer to Monster High.png|garbage you call [[Fuck you|"a group of monster girls"]].
KAWAII SUGOI MONSTER GIRLZ XDDDDDDDDD HA HA HA, OH WOW.jpg|to this shit.
The haunted loud house 02 by sithvampiremaster27-dale3uo.jpg|Lori Loud from ''[[The Loud House]]'' as Medusa. Yes, "[[Pimp|malewhores]]" would date monster girls.
The haunted loud house 09 by sithvampiremaster27-dale4xw.jpg|Reminds me of ''The Fly''.
Goosebumps high spectra geist by dat1234777-d9bpkac.jpg|She looks like a fusion between Twyla and Spectra Vondergeist, but even worse...
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The Munsters meets every teen movie/TV show ever.

Monster Girls are loli who were never human and never will be. Monster Girls have become very popular with paedophiles, many of whom posit that as the girls sluts are inhuman (or in some cases were never really alive to begin with) they're perfectly fine to fap off over based on the excuse that they are a 400-year-old monster in a loli body.

Claudia is a favorite for pedophilic fans of The Vampire Lestat series because she is a 30 something vampire gift wrapped in a 5-year-old body for them by Anne Rice.

Monster species list

Don't let a lack of grass on the field or strawberries on the vine dissuade you. She's in her late 50's. Fap away.

Vampire

The vampire is an undead, monster that has usually had their condition passed on to them either by the bite from another vampire or through heredity.

Was once the king of all monsters because as a monster it got to hide in human form, representing all the evils that humans were capable of until girls learned to read and the vampire started to sparkle.

Favored by the loli and shots fetishist because as they age their vampire lover always stays the same age.

A good example of this would be the movie Let Me In where the vampire's lover grows up with them and ages while they stay the same.

This one's proud of her Virginity

Werecreatures

(Such as werewolves, werecats and "weremouses" (in which they were called Rat Queens, the "female versions" of Rat Kings))

Were are a cursed species that get their power by being bitten by another were or through heredity and conditions usually have to be met for them to use their powers such as a full moon.

Not a popular monster type for freaks because they have a real age and the argument that they are not human must be used to avoid the guilt that they are wanking to pictures of a 14-year-old girl

Most were types, especially Werewolves can be found in vampire universes so Furfags and blood freaks usually cross arms with the Renfields taking the higher road and arguing age.

Many furries try to or have included the DBZ universe into the Were fetish.

Shizu Murasame from To Love Ru

Ghost

The cute, little dead girl that haunts your room and is the reason why you're always waking up with your dick stuck to your sheets because she can suck a dick but swallowing that salty protein shake you got in your drawers is another matter all together.

For story reasons and a sympathetic character this little death vixen usually will die tragically as a virgin. The means usually being a suicide or sickness.

Most ghost girls average 16 years old, so the fetishists claim to be more pure about their love of little ghost girls because, for the most part, there is no touching and their romance is one of emotions rather than sex.

To really get an understanding of this depravity look up Randy Robert Stair.

Dr. Frankenstein/Zombie Type Monster

Probably the most depraved of all the fetishists because this one includes necrophilia.

This type is brought back from the dead either through magic or science and include many days rifling through morgues and graveyards for that perfect body or perfect part to make their perfect mate.

As said, these are some of the most fucked up psychologically people on the planet, including people like Jeffret Dhamer, because they have such poor people skills their goal is to make a lover from the ground up that will be loyal only to them and do everything that is commanded of them.

Others


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