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The PlayStation 4 (PS4) is the next generation PS console, featuring the same problems that plagued its [[PlayStation 3|predecessor]]; no games, high initial price, shitty security, pathetic gimmicks, etc. All for the price of $299! This time around, things are a little different; all of the indie games being released for the PS4 instead of the [[Xbox One]], as the latter was developed by monkeys. Oh, and the PlayStation Network now costs shekels to join; you have to pay 60$ / year just to be able to play multiplayer, an aspect 80% of games have nowadays. Now that enough time has passed and prices have gone down, you're better off custom building a gaming PC for $500 that will net you at least 60fps at mid settings, whilst the PS4 suffers 18~30 fps, set to 900x720 or 1280x720.  
The PlayStation 4 (PS4) is the next generation PS console, after [[PlayStation 3|predecessor]]. After realizing how much of an ass-fuck it was to code for PS3. They decided to make the next console easy for noobs to develop games. Because the [[Wii U]] was the the Wii U and the Xbox One basically just killed it's self before it came out, and tried to slowly get back. The PlayStation 4 was only console anyone bought. It was only console that actually had games people would buy. The console murdered the the competition.


==Background==
==Background==
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==Games==
==Games==
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Apart from over 9,000 remasters, a bunch of shitty indies *cough cough no man's sky*, and some random VR Garbage, the PS4 really has a crap list of exclusives as opposed to its PS3 counterpart. Feel free to add any of the noticeable PS4 games that aren't remasters/remakes since ps4 has too many of them to count.


* '''Uncharted 4''' - Arguably the only game worth considering as a good exclusive at the moment. Even then, it's just a ripoff of tomb raider :/. Known for making fanboys go batshit insane when it's MetaCritic score went down from 94 to 93.
* '''Uncharted 4''' - Arguably the only game worth considering as a good exclusive at the moment. Even then, it's just a ripoff of tomb raider :/. Known for making fanboys go batshit insane when it's MetaCritic score went down from 94 to 93.
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* '''God of War''' or better known as "The last of war" or "Dad of Boy"  
* '''God of War''' or better known as "The last of war" or "Dad of Boy"  
* '''No Man's Sky''' (now out on PC and Xbox One)
* '''No Man's Sky''' (now out on PC and Xbox One)
* '''The Last Guardian'''
* '''The Last Guardian''' Took years to come out, and know cares.
* '''Detroit: Become Human'''
* '''Detroit: Become Human'''
* '''[[Horizon: Zero Dawn]]'''
* '''[[Horizon: Zero Dawn]]'''
* '''Persona 5''' (also on PS3 so whatever)
* '''Persona 5''' (also on PS3 so whatever)
* '''<s>Spider-Man</s>''' LOL DISREGARD THAT SPIDER-MAN HASN'T BEEN GOOD IN YEARS!
* '''<s>Spider-Man</s>''' LOL DISREGARD THAT SPIDER-MAN HASN'T BEEN GOOD IN YEARS!
* '''
==Future crappy PS4 games to come==
==Future crappy PS4 games to come==
* [[Shit that nobody cares about|a bunch of low quality titles that only Jim Sterling would play]]
* [[Shit that nobody cares about|a bunch of low quality titles that only Jim Sterling would play]]

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yep sony thought it was so good, that a blue background was all that was needed to sell the PS4

The PlayStation 4 (PS4) is the next generation PS console, after predecessor. After realizing how much of an ass-fuck it was to code for PS3. They decided to make the next console easy for noobs to develop games. Because the Wii U was the the Wii U and the Xbox One basically just killed it's self before it came out, and tried to slowly get back. The PlayStation 4 was only console anyone bought. It was only console that actually had games people would buy. The console murdered the the competition.

Background

The details regarding the console were leaked sometime in 2012, by HACKERS ON STEROIDS. Just goes to show Sony security is about as secure as a bank run by seals and babies who don't like the police in their building.


Games

  • Uncharted 4 - Arguably the only game worth considering as a good exclusive at the moment. Even then, it's just a ripoff of tomb raider :/. Known for making fanboys go batshit insane when it's MetaCritic score went down from 94 to 93.
  • Bloodborne - Dark Souls but Lovecraft. Even made by the same guy. Nothing more to say.
  • Final Fantasy 14 A realm whatever - MMO/ERP simulator that looks like a fucking PS3 game (Considering it was inteded to be a ps3 game only). Same shit as usual.
  • God of War or better known as "The last of war" or "Dad of Boy"
  • No Man's Sky (now out on PC and Xbox One)
  • The Last Guardian Took years to come out, and know cares.
  • Detroit: Become Human
  • Horizon: Zero Dawn
  • Persona 5 (also on PS3 so whatever)
  • Spider-Man LOL DISREGARD THAT SPIDER-MAN HASN'T BEEN GOOD IN YEARS!

Future crappy PS4 games to come

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