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Article of the Now

Each and every day, a random YouTube video sporadically blows up in views due to YouTube's FUBAR algorithm, and Fundamental Paper Education (FPE) is no exception. FPE is a shitty YouTube animation that not a SINGLE person cares about, created by some kike named Kaaatie. It's a rehash of Baldi's Basics except with shitty tweening animation and big tiddied teachers for all of the coomers to lust over.

Oh, and btw, this is becoming a series. That's great! Just fucking GREAT. FUGGIN CANNED


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Someone has been a busy little BEAVER ♥

Saddest story ever: dude on our forum likes all his own posts with three sockpuppets and pretends to be an 18 year old girl for six months to flirt with people in exchange for more likes. Succeeds in seducing a lesbian

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