User:Cobaltcat

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Complete

• Retsupurae - Has been AOTN. Only needs minor work and updates
• Brett Keane - Fat fuck has left the internets
• Bioshock_Infinite - Biofags object. Good.
• JDubs - Currently crying on Brett Keane's dick
• Duke_Nukem_Forever - Decent now
• Guild_Wars_2 - Still needs some, but good enough
• Phil Fish - Suck my dick and choke on it
• mem - mem
• Suey Park - Ching chong.
• PC Master Race - Could be expanded but has already caused butthurt

Shit that still needs works

• Encyclopedia Dramatica:Image Dumps - For images without a home
• User:Cobaltcat/EDFemotes - Dem emotes.
• Encyclopedia Dramatica:Threat Advisories - yes
• User:Cobaltcat/JimSterling Jim Sterling
• User:Cobaltcat/tennis - Tennis article, include them hot tennis bitches.
• User:Cobaltcat/imagestoflush - See below.
• - I am a moron.
• Madeleine_McCann - Needs cleaning
• Let's_Play - Needs a bit moar lulz
• Soccer - Needs the FIFA scandal and to be prettified.
• ShockOfGod - Needs bettering
• The_Army_of_God - Needs moar jokes
• Timeline_of_evolution - The fuck is this?
• Women_do_not_their_shower - wut?
• Console_Wars - PC MASTER RACE
• Jessica_Valenti - Feminist. Lots of lulz, probably.
• Elevator_Filming - Some people be mad about this article. Gotta find out why.
• FreeThoughtBlogs - Expand on users. Has Tariq Mustafa Tattooine who quit Twitter after being told why he was a douche. "Guardian, Daily Beast, Polygon, Mary Sue, Paste, io9, Lifehacker, Women24"
• OMFGCata - Needs moar
• Denmark - Needs an update to reflect something from this century. Helle Thorning and Obama selfie. TV2 and the Assassin's Creed screenshot. reptilicus Danish language. Norway and Norway. Norway German Pinky and the Brain
• Buzzfeed - As unfunny as Buzzfeed itself
• Sergey Titov - The man behind Big Rigs, WarZ and Infestation: Survivor Stories. I mean, holy shit. And he is the TD of LOL.. IMDB pageBig Rigs: Over the Road Racing The War Z
• JonTron - No article yet
• OUYA - make it funny
• Dark Souls II - Still missing a story and shit
• CultOfDusty - Drama atheism.
• Steam - Need to expand on their customer service, or lack thereof
• TGWTG - Needs moar people. A lot of new autistic retards have joined that crap
• RedLetterMedia - Needs everything.
• user:cobaltcat/yifi - worst ripper group, ever. 1 2
• user:cobaltcat/cinemasins this video
• user:cobaltcat/ChrisKluwe What a fucking lolcow

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Litterbox

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Kickstarter: Mighty No 9
linkedin1: Some random person
linkedin2: Most popular person on LinkedIn
Google Plus: Mark Zuckerberg
Blogspot: Google
Wikipedialink: Æ
Gaia Online user: test
Wayback: Fuck Neopets
Newgrounds: Meet'N'Fuck Detective RPG
Steamid: When regular steam template doesn't work
Cheezburger: cat
Wordpress: Wordpress
Breakingnews:

BREAKING NEWS!! yes

EDFemotes

Here

I AM MEMBER OF EDGOV SUCK MY COCK

WORST SYSOP EVER SINCE ONIDEUS

Sincerely Mr. Jonzz Esq.

SIEG HEIL BANN STAR! This user is a member of the Hitler ED Youth and an Aryan ED Superman fit for altar boy treatment via sysops. You can help by adhering to their every whim and desire and learning your place, you dirty Jew.

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milwin was here and queer.

Intelligent enough

until ppl set it to private —  VX  03:14, 2 March 2015 (EST)

maybe i will

when you gimme a LINK —  VX  07:51, 2 March 2015 (EST)