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Boxing is the pussy version of [[MMA]], where you are only allowed to use your hands, when they have been covered in several layers of pillow stuffing. It is currently one of the few sports where white people actually dominate. It is a great place to punch black people, if you don't want to become a cop.
 
==Famous Has-beens==
===Mike Tyson===
Famous enough to have his own article. Bite the ear to read it.
<center>{{Navimage|Earbite.jpeg|Mike Tyson|240px|320px}}</center>
 
===Manny Pacquiao===
<center>
<gallery>
File:Pacquiao gets knocked out.gif
File:Pacquiao On The Floor.jpg
</gallery>
</center>
 
===Adrien Broner===
<center>
<gallery>
File:Adrien Broner Knocked Down.gif
File:Adrien Broner Oscar Nominee.gif
File:Adrien Broner Crybaby.gif
</gallery>
</center>
 
==Female Boxing==
Is a joke.
<center>
<gallery>
File:Female Boxing Check Tits.gif
File:Female Boxing Punches.gif
</gallery>
</center>
 
==Videos==
<center>
{{videoframe|Baxing|background-color: orange; text-align: center;|font-weight:bold;
|<youtube>KcFzC26v48Y</youtube>
;The Mullet
|<youtube>MGrq_L9x8JM</youtube>
;The Shadow}}
</center>
==See Also==
*[[Mike Tyson]]
*[[Wrestling]]
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{{sports}}

Revision as of 13:18, 23 April 2016

Boxing is the pussy version of MMA, where you are only allowed to use your hands, when they have been covered in several layers of pillow stuffing. It is currently one of the few sports where white people actually dominate. It is a great place to punch black people, if you don't want to become a cop.

Famous Has-beens

Mike Tyson

Famous enough to have his own article. Bite the ear to read it.


Manny Pacquiao

Adrien Broner

Female Boxing

Is a joke.

Videos

The Mullet

The Shadow

See Also




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