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In today's world,you don't have to be talented to become famous. If you need proof, look no further than the fat fuck himself, '''DJ Khaled''',known for shouting the same shitty catchphrases while shitty [[rappers]] do all the work for him, so he profits | In today's world, you don't have to be talented to become famous. If you need proof, look no further than the fat fuck himself, '''DJ Khaled''',known for shouting the same shitty catchphrases while shitty [[rappers]] do all of the work for him, so he profits from doing nothing. He also posts worthless pictures of himself on [[Snapchat]] with [[no|inspirational]] captions. Somehow this man,[[truth| is showing how wasteful we human beings really are]]. | ||
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You may be asking how is DJ Khaled even fucking famous? Is he a DJ? [[no shit|Well no]] | You may be asking how is DJ Khaled even fucking famous? Is he a DJ? [[no shit|Well no]]; that requires actual fucking effort like playing a song. Is he a producer? [[Dumbass|Of course not]]; that requires actually creating a beat, putting in fucking effort. So what does he do then? Well, he gets a bunch of shitty rappers and a producer together, and then he sits there while they do all of the work for him. Then he shouts [[nobody cares|"DJ KHALED!!!!!"]], [[lie|"WE MAKE THE BEST MUSIC!!!!!"]] and [[Fuck|ANOTHER ONE!!!!!]] over the song and steals all the credit. Ultimately making jew-gold off of the backs of other "artists". | ||
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Revision as of 13:08, 23 August 2021
In today's world, you don't have to be talented to become famous. If you need proof, look no further than the fat fuck himself, DJ Khaled,known for shouting the same shitty catchphrases while shitty rappers do all of the work for him, so he profits from doing nothing. He also posts worthless pictures of himself on Snapchat with inspirational captions. Somehow this man, is showing how wasteful we human beings really are.
How is DJ Khaled even famous?
You may be asking how is DJ Khaled even fucking famous? Is he a DJ? Well no; that requires actual fucking effort like playing a song. Is he a producer? Of course not; that requires actually creating a beat, putting in fucking effort. So what does he do then? Well, he gets a bunch of shitty rappers and a producer together, and then he sits there while they do all of the work for him. Then he shouts "DJ KHALED!!!!!", "WE MAKE THE BEST MUSIC!!!!!" and ANOTHER ONE!!!!! over the song and steals all the credit. Ultimately making jew-gold off of the backs of other "artists".
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Snapchat
On Snapchat he posts pictures of himself doing a funny face with a caption trying to spout wisdom that you'll probably forget.
Tyler the Creator
The former unfunny troll rapper, Tyler the Creator decided to create his most artistic album yet "IGOR" which pissed off DJ Khaled. He was mad that it didn't go number one.
Tyler the Creator could give a fuck less and said this:
—Tyler the Faggot |
See Also
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