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In today's world, you don't | In today's world, you don't need to be talented to become famous. If you need proof, look no further than the fat fuck himself, '''DJ Khaled''',known for shouting the same shitty catchphrases while shitty [[Rap|rappers]] do all of the work for him, so he profits from doing nothing. He also posts worthless pictures of himself on [[Snapchat]] with [[no|inspirational]] captions. Somehow this man,[[truth| is showing how wasteful we human beings really are]]. | ||
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Revision as of 09:55, 4 October 2021
In today's world, you don't need to be talented to become famous. If you need proof, look no further than the fat fuck himself, DJ Khaled,known for shouting the same shitty catchphrases while shitty rappers do all of the work for him, so he profits from doing nothing. He also posts worthless pictures of himself on Snapchat with inspirational captions. Somehow this man, is showing how wasteful we human beings really are.
How is DJ Khaled even famous?
You may be asking how is DJ Khaled even fucking famous? Is he a DJ? Well no; that requires actual fucking effort like playing a song. Is he a producer? Of course not; that requires actually creating a beat, putting in fucking effort. So what does he do then? Well, he gets a bunch of shitty rappers and a producer together, and then he sits there while they do all of the work for him. Then he shouts "DJ KHALED!!!!!", "WE MAKE THE BEST MUSIC!!!!!" and ANOTHER ONE!!!!! over the song and steals all the credit. Ultimately making jew-gold off of the backs of other "artists".
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Snapchat
On Snapchat he referred to as the "King of Snapchat", because he shits out more pictures than any else. You may be asking then, what does he do on it? Well he shows off his fat-fuck body to prove his self-importance and adds a caption about wisdom you won't give a shit about.
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His attractive body in all it's glory.
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The stupid face he does.
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His feet if you want see it.
Tyler the Creator
The former unfunny troll rapper, Tyler the Creator, created his most artistic album yet "IGOR". It was above DJ Khaled shitty album, that no one gave a shit about. DJ Khaled got butthurt from nobody wanting listen to is shitty album and it not going number one. That he sperged out on Instagram.
Tyler the Creator could less of a fuck and said this:
—Tyler the Faggot |
See Also
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