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===Ripping Kaze-hime===
===Ripping Kaze-hime===
[[File:Jellylol.jpg|thumb|right|They so different.]]
When Dragon-Goddess's idol Kaze-hime farted out another image onto deviantart, D-G was quick to wet herself like an over excited little puppy on crack as she had finally found the next image to rip off.  Her jellyfish image that is now BAWLEETED was up and it was not long before a fellow tartlet quickly noticed the [[copypasta|similarities]]. What soon followed was a reply of [[bawww|gratitude and thanks]] for teaching her how to give proper credit. Because she appreciates all the comments and feedback she gets, Dragon-goddess promptly [http://i53.tinypic.com/29o34g0.jpg hid all evidence] pointing to her thievery after slamming the commentator with [http://i53.tinypic.com/wbdxsy.jpg proof] that "other people draw jelly fish too omg." Dragon-goddess would like to make it clear that because nothing is original anymore, this gives her permission to steal everything from other artists.


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It was only after a certain [[bullshit|mishap]] where apparently her file had been corrupted. As a result the hair had changed dramatically because she was either too fucking retarded to learn how to save or someone kindly reminded her that thievery was a no-no.
It was only after a certain [[bullshit|mishap]] where apparently her file had been corrupted. As a result the hair had changed dramatically because she was either too fucking retarded to learn how to save or someone kindly reminded her that thievery was a no-no.
[[File:Jellylol.jpg|thumb|right|They so different.]]
When Dragon-Goddess's idol Kaze-hime farted out another image onto deviantart, D-G was quick to wet herself like an over excited little puppy on crack as she had finally found the next image to rip off.  Her jellyfish image that is now BAWLEETED was up and it was not long before a fellow tartlet quickly noticed the [[copypasta|similarities]]. What soon followed was a reply of [[bawww|gratitude and thanks]] for teaching her how to give proper credit. Because she appreciates all the comments and feedback she gets, Dragon-goddess promptly [http://i53.tinypic.com/29o34g0.jpg hid all evidence] pointing to her thievery after slamming the commentator with [http://i53.tinypic.com/wbdxsy.jpg proof] that "other people draw jelly fish too omg." Dragon-goddess would like to make it clear that because nothing is original anymore, this gives her permission to steal everything from other artists.


==Pregnancy fetish==
==Pregnancy fetish==

Revision as of 16:17, 17 October 2011

Likes to cosplay sluts

Dragon-goddess also known as Blue-Rosa, also known as Eien is a plagarist attention whore who draws amazing animu art. Her hobbies include whining, being a virgin, and sucking the dicks of popular artists so they can be BEST FRIENDS FOREVER. She believes it's perfectly fine to draw the same way for several years with little improvement or variety. She also has a sick fetish for drawing pregnant women badly.

Her art

Can't tell if pregnant or not.
More like anatomy in general

Dragon-goddess seems to have the idea stuck in her head that if you add more detail it equals to your level of artistic talent, even if you have no fucking idea what you're doing. Her faces constantly look like they were hit with a blunt object and her anatomy seems to go up and down like a rollercoaster. Mostly this is because she references what she can't draw. Which is pretty much everything. Her collage of traced body parts often create a downs Frankenstien's monster but uglier. Even tracing can't get her to draw anything remotely good.

Calling her out on her bullshit will only result in you being blocked and hidden from her page with hilarious results. She'll also delete the evidence to keep her loyal fans oblivious so screenshot the hell out of her before she deletes fucking everything.

 
 
I’ve been saying this for years and is my quote on deviantart “The person that will give the hardest Critiques on your art works is yourself” because it was obviously true after watching hundreds of artists on dA say different aspects of their art that they hated. And being an artist myself so i know how it is, and that out of everyone on this planet, i’m the most harshest on my OWN art.
 

 

—Dragon-Goddess, Clearly not looking at her own art

Even she realizes not crediting is wrong.

Despite her constant theivery, lack of originality and skill, Dragon-Goddess likes to treat herself like a true popular artist. This entails giving motivational art speeches, doing commissions, livestreaming, only doing art trades with high quality artists and teaching others how to draw. Yes, she also believes that she is very talented and therefore qualified to teach others how to be a hack with her awesome video tutorials. Watch and learn! Maybe one day you'll be able to draw just like her.

Herp derp


Ripping Kaze-hime

They so different.

When Dragon-Goddess's idol Kaze-hime farted out another image onto deviantart, D-G was quick to wet herself like an over excited little puppy on crack as she had finally found the next image to rip off. Her jellyfish image that is now BAWLEETED was up and it was not long before a fellow tartlet quickly noticed the similarities. What soon followed was a reply of gratitude and thanks for teaching her how to give proper credit. Because she appreciates all the comments and feedback she gets, Dragon-goddess promptly hid all evidence pointing to her thievery after slamming the commentator with proof that "other people draw jelly fish too omg." Dragon-goddess would like to make it clear that because nothing is original anymore, this gives her permission to steal everything from other artists.


What is eye drop tool

As we can clearly see, Dragon-goddess is one of the most originaru srs bzns artists on deviantART because after all, "out of everyone on this planet, she’s the most harshest on her OWN art." You can see that her skills and imagination are prominent in most images like her shitty Modoka fanart. She was apparently sick of seeing all of the smiley happy pictures of Mokoko and wanted to be different. So what better way to be different than by drawing Madoko smiling normally with tears in her eyes and of course ripping off another fanart of the anime by someone who can actually draw.

It was only after a certain mishap where apparently her file had been corrupted. As a result the hair had changed dramatically because she was either too fucking retarded to learn how to save or someone kindly reminded her that thievery was a no-no.

Pregnancy fetish

Remember. Its a miracle.
Not a fetish.

D-G has an incredible hard-on for pregnancy. Possibly because her lesbian disorder leaves her unable to have babies. Whenever there is a pregnant woman around, Eien can sense it much like Professor Oak can sense when bikes are being used indoors. Her unused vagina gets moist and she proceeds to lactate. As a result, she draws a lot of it. If you look at her gallery you're inclined to find hundreds of beautiful drawings of her lesbian pairing Aiden and Fiona both of which seem to constantly be suffering from pregnancy. By this point in time its safe to assume that babies walk out of them like a vortex.

Dragon-goddess tries so hard to convince everyone that pregnancy is a 'miracle'. Remember she is a serious artist, and she proves this by drawing her pregnant OCs in the nude in sultry poses. She likes to reuse the word 'miracle' over 9000 times by mentioning it in the artist comments, title and in the art itself. This is most likely attempts to detour people into thinking that pregnancy isn't a fetish that she faps to at night. Any comment suggesting such will result in her claiming her pregger art is different from other pregger art. If you ask her about her pregnancy she will tell you about how as a Lesbian she can never have children of her own and lament her being a virgin. In her world only miracles make babies.

Some people even tell her how pretty her art is.

 
 
This is a really nice picture and it's good to see some tasteful pregnancy art. You havent wrecked it; the skin or really nicely done and they eyes are stunning. You probably should have used free-transform or warp on the stockings so they didn't look so cut and pasted but that's a pet peeve of mine so don't take it personally.
 

 

 
 
They're both lovely. Her pregnancy looks accurate and not overexerted like some pics out there.
 

 

 
 
I love how you make it seem so beautiful, I hope it changes ppl's mind about how its seen.
 

 

 
 
It didn't feel beauty when my back was thrown out and I gained 40 pounds, but your picture illustrates it nicely and the way you describe it is beautiful. ^^
 

 

—Some of her supporters, helping her self-esteem

Attention whoring

All she wants for her birthday is you attenshunz.

Dragon-goddess about to return with favourite generating shit.

Because her stamps are the most popular thing in her entire shit-crusted gallery (probably because she hasn't drawn any of it), Dragon-Goddess intends to grace DeviantArt with her miraculous presence once more, and what better way to announce her arrival by raping our eyes with even more of her favourite gay penis comic that no one has ever heard of.

The fact that she's celebrating her birthday by returning to tartlet land and planning to whore out her beautiful art isn't whorish enough, apparently. It's painfully obvious that she intends to have everyone grace her with birthday wishes, asspats, and possibly find a new lesbian whore.


Bawww

It is difficult to tell what Dragon-Goddess's has a very high or low self-esteem. Every month or so she regains eyesight and realizes how shit her art actually is and sighs about it while threatening to quit as her fans reluctantly convince her not to. The more likely scenario is she doesn't hate her art and just loves the attention she gets when she's having emotional rl troubles. She has the tendency to turn every topic into something about her and her sad little life to anyone. When that fails she'll half-heartedly attempt suicide. She will often reblog endless baww photos and albums of Linkin Park on her shitty tumblr. Most likely if Dragon-goddess were to realize the existence of this page she'd start touching herself in joy.

A bloo bloo bloo
Her tumblr is full of this.


It's fairly obvious that she loves the sound of her own voice as she has many tl;dr artist comments, generally stating her thoughts, feelings and an update on her menstural cycle as if we really give a shit. Even when talking to someone through comments you can reply to her with half a sentence and she'll reply with a 1000 word essay.


Due to a seemingly recent event where others were ‘talking about D-G behind her back”, Dragon-goddess is quick to remind us all that you do not in fact know her at all and that you should not be quick to judge her. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. Of course all of what has been displayed on this page is completely wrong and she is actually a nice person.

Cocksucking

We're bffs now rite? Can I has art then?

She'll comment on popular artists works with tips on how to draw in the dire hopes that they will reply and acknoledge her exsistence, quickly wetting herself with excitment if they do. Somehow she manages to reply to 5 word replies with fucking paragraphs. Most of the time when she receives more than one reply she'll consider herself to be friends and daringly ask for an art trade.

Shamelessly asking for art swaps and collaborations with far superior artists isn’t all that Dragon-goddess will do in a pathetic attempt to make herself seem important. She has no problem in stepping on her friends and their opinions in order to show everyone just how mature and knowledgeable she really is.

Sexuality

Dragon-Goddess often openly admits that she's bisexual and by God is she quick to remind everyone that she has an online lesbian relationship omg . Apparently she met her girlfriend |Fie-2x4 irl but is still embarrassingly a virgin. This might just be because she's not really into vagina but figures claiming so will help get them atensuns she so desperately hopes for.

Dragon-goddess trying to impress Tom Preston
So is she asexual or...
 
 
Over the years I’ve started to realize and notice it more that there is a high possibility that i AM asexual. Every relationship i’ve had, i’ve never had any urge or motivation to involve with someone for “sexual” reasons, its always been because i loved their personality/who they were, I tried to pretend a few times, but in the end i always broke up with people (if i wasn’t the one being dumped) because I didn’t feel any sexual attraction towards them, and I always felt bad, because its not just a once or twice thing, its a REACURRING problem with me with both females and males i’ve dated, what’s worse is I feel “in love” with the person still but I just don’t feel any urge to express my love in any sexual manner, and when i mean sexual i also mean kissing, cuddling, hugging and of course sex.

And for a long time I felt weird, because i WANT to be with someone, I WANT to be in a relationship, but when I actually get into the relationship, its like that asexual switch gets turned on and I just can’t encourage myself into being intimate. My last and most recent relationship was the first time I took a step forward in trying to show physical type attraction and even then…it was limited to hugging, holding hands and kissing. God damn it…I just want to be normal like everyone else, where they want to boink the person they are with after a few/couple months.
 


 

—Dragon-Goddess, Unsure how to tell her girlfriend she just wants dick.


She also likes to express how a lesbian relationship works even though she doesn't know a thing. But if you had to know how to do something in order to teach it then she wouldn't be making art tutorials.

Words of Wisdom

   
 
Fucken.
 

 
 

—Dragon-goddess most used word.

   
 
I’m proud of how FAR my art has gotten since back when i started. And i’m proud that at least my CGing has gotten better than it was back in 2007. basically I’m proud of the improvements i’ve made. (even if i feel they aren’t enough sometimes)
 

 
 

—Mistaking 'improvement' for 'not at all'

   
 
I’m an Otaku…..possibly become a slight weeaboo when watching yaoi, but i never mix my japanese with my english, but i do say “oh my god” a lot rofl
 

 
 

—Not afraid to admit her fail

   
 
Seriously, they did a few Cinderella movies after the first and i always kept waiting and hoping that she would of popped out a kid (
 

 
 

—Fucken really?

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