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When Dragon-Goddess's idol Kaze-hime farted out another image onto deviantart, D-G was quick to wet herself like an over excited little puppy on crack as she had finally found the next image to rip off. Her jellyfish image that is now BAWLEETED was up and it was not long before a fellow tartlet quickly noticed the [[copypasta|similarities]]. What soon followed was a reply of [[bawww|gratitude and thanks]] for teaching her how to give proper credit. Because she appreciates all the comments and feedback she gets, Dragon-goddess promptly [http://i53.tinypic.com/29o34g0.jpg hid all evidence] pointing to her thievery after slamming the commentator with [http://i53.tinypic.com/wbdxsy.jpg proof] that "other people draw jelly fish too omg." Dragon-goddess would like to make it clear that because nothing is original anymore, this gives her permission to steal everything from other artists. | |||
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It was only after a certain [[bullshit|mishap]] where apparently her file had been corrupted. As a result the hair had changed dramatically because she was either too fucking retarded to learn how to save or someone kindly reminded her that thievery was a no-no. | It was only after a certain [[bullshit|mishap]] where apparently her file had been corrupted. As a result the hair had changed dramatically because she was either too fucking retarded to learn how to save or someone kindly reminded her that thievery was a no-no. | ||
==Pregnancy fetish== | ==Pregnancy fetish== |
Revision as of 16:17, 17 October 2011
Dragon-goddess also known as Blue-Rosa, also known as Eien is a plagarist attention whore who draws amazing animu art. Her hobbies include whining, being a virgin, and sucking the dicks of popular artists so they can be BEST FRIENDS FOREVER. She believes it's perfectly fine to draw the same way for several years with little improvement or variety. She also has a sick fetish for drawing pregnant women badly.
Her art
Dragon-goddess seems to have the idea stuck in her head that if you add more detail it equals to your level of artistic talent, even if you have no fucking idea what you're doing. Her faces constantly look like they were hit with a blunt object and her anatomy seems to go up and down like a rollercoaster. Mostly this is because she references what she can't draw. Which is pretty much everything. Her collage of traced body parts often create a downs Frankenstien's monster but uglier. Even tracing can't get her to draw anything remotely good.
Calling her out on her bullshit will only result in you being blocked and hidden from her page with hilarious results. She'll also delete the evidence to keep her loyal fans oblivious so screenshot the hell out of her before she deletes fucking everything.
—Dragon-Goddess, Clearly not looking at her own art |
Despite her constant theivery, lack of originality and skill, Dragon-Goddess likes to treat herself like a true popular artist. This entails giving motivational art speeches, doing commissions, livestreaming, only doing art trades with high quality artists and teaching others how to draw. Yes, she also believes that she is very talented and therefore qualified to teach others how to be a hack with her awesome video tutorials. Watch and learn! Maybe one day you'll be able to draw just like her.
Ripping Kaze-hime
When Dragon-Goddess's idol Kaze-hime farted out another image onto deviantart, D-G was quick to wet herself like an over excited little puppy on crack as she had finally found the next image to rip off. Her jellyfish image that is now BAWLEETED was up and it was not long before a fellow tartlet quickly noticed the similarities. What soon followed was a reply of gratitude and thanks for teaching her how to give proper credit. Because she appreciates all the comments and feedback she gets, Dragon-goddess promptly hid all evidence pointing to her thievery after slamming the commentator with proof that "other people draw jelly fish too omg." Dragon-goddess would like to make it clear that because nothing is original anymore, this gives her permission to steal everything from other artists.
As we can clearly see, Dragon-goddess is one of the most originaru srs bzns artists on deviantART because after all, "out of everyone on this planet, she’s the most harshest on her OWN art." You can see that her skills and imagination are prominent in most images like her shitty Modoka fanart. She was apparently sick of seeing all of the smiley happy pictures of Mokoko and wanted to be different. So what better way to be different than by drawing Madoko smiling normally with tears in her eyes and of course ripping off another fanart of the anime by someone who can actually draw.
It was only after a certain mishap where apparently her file had been corrupted. As a result the hair had changed dramatically because she was either too fucking retarded to learn how to save or someone kindly reminded her that thievery was a no-no.
Pregnancy fetish
D-G has an incredible hard-on for pregnancy. Possibly because her lesbian disorder leaves her unable to have babies. Whenever there is a pregnant woman around, Eien can sense it much like Professor Oak can sense when bikes are being used indoors. Her unused vagina gets moist and she proceeds to lactate. As a result, she draws a lot of it. If you look at her gallery you're inclined to find hundreds of beautiful drawings of her lesbian pairing Aiden and Fiona both of which seem to constantly be suffering from pregnancy. By this point in time its safe to assume that babies walk out of them like a vortex.
Dragon-goddess tries so hard to convince everyone that pregnancy is a 'miracle'. Remember she is a serious artist, and she proves this by drawing her pregnant OCs in the nude in sultry poses. She likes to reuse the word 'miracle' over 9000 times by mentioning it in the artist comments, title and in the art itself. This is most likely attempts to detour people into thinking that pregnancy isn't a fetish that she faps to at night. Any comment suggesting such will result in her claiming her pregger art is different from other pregger art. If you ask her about her pregnancy she will tell you about how as a Lesbian she can never have children of her own and lament her being a virgin. In her world only miracles make babies.
Some people even tell her how pretty her art is.
—Some of her supporters, helping her self-esteem |
Attention whoring
All she wants for her birthday is you attenshunz.
Because her stamps are the most popular thing in her entire shit-crusted gallery (probably because she hasn't drawn any of it), Dragon-Goddess intends to grace DeviantArt with her miraculous presence once more, and what better way to announce her arrival by raping our eyes with even more of her favourite gay penis comic that no one has ever heard of.
The fact that she's celebrating her birthday by returning to tartlet land and planning to whore out her beautiful art isn't whorish enough, apparently. It's painfully obvious that she intends to have everyone grace her with birthday wishes, asspats, and possibly find a new lesbian whore.
Bawww
It is difficult to tell what Dragon-Goddess's has a very high or low self-esteem. Every month or so she regains eyesight and realizes how shit her art actually is and sighs about it while threatening to quit as her fans reluctantly convince her not to. The more likely scenario is she doesn't hate her art and just loves the attention she gets when she's having emotional rl troubles. She has the tendency to turn every topic into something about her and her sad little life to anyone. When that fails she'll half-heartedly attempt suicide. She will often reblog endless baww photos and albums of Linkin Park on her shitty tumblr. Most likely if Dragon-goddess were to realize the existence of this page she'd start touching herself in joy.
It's fairly obvious that she loves the sound of her own voice as she has many tl;dr artist comments, generally stating her thoughts, feelings and an update on her menstural cycle as if we really give a shit. Even when talking to someone through comments you can reply to her with half a sentence and she'll reply with a 1000 word essay.
Due to a seemingly recent event where others were ‘talking about D-G behind her back”, Dragon-goddess is quick to remind us all that you do not in fact know her at all and that you should not be quick to judge her. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. Of course all of what has been displayed on this page is completely wrong and she is actually a nice person.
Cocksucking
She'll comment on popular artists works with tips on how to draw in the dire hopes that they will reply and acknoledge her exsistence, quickly wetting herself with excitment if they do. Somehow she manages to reply to 5 word replies with fucking paragraphs. Most of the time when she receives more than one reply she'll consider herself to be friends and daringly ask for an art trade.
Shamelessly asking for art swaps and collaborations with far superior artists isn’t all that Dragon-goddess will do in a pathetic attempt to make herself seem important. She has no problem in stepping on her friends and their opinions in order to show everyone just how mature and knowledgeable she really is.
Sexuality
Dragon-Goddess often openly admits that she's bisexual and by God is she quick to remind everyone that she has an online lesbian relationship omg . Apparently she met her girlfriend |Fie-2x4 irl but is still embarrassingly a virgin. This might just be because she's not really into vagina but figures claiming so will help get them atensuns she so desperately hopes for.
—Dragon-Goddess, Unsure how to tell her girlfriend she just wants dick. |
She also likes to express how a lesbian relationship works even though she doesn't know a thing. But if you had to know how to do something in order to teach it then she wouldn't be making art tutorials.
Words of Wisdom
—Dragon-goddess most used word. |
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Gallery
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Referenced the same image twice, cause why fix what isn't broke?
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Those fish look like a direct copy-paste
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She insists its not an obsession
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What she daydreams about.
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How many babies can you spot?
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The true intention behind pray for Japan
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Improvment.
See also
External Links
- Her deviantART account
- Her tumblr
- Her livestream
- Her other deviantART account
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- Hainsin Fanfiction.net What we suspect is her old fanfiction account. Seems likely due to the shitty yaoi mpreg fics.
- Cosplay.com
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